Chapter Two, yo.
King Galbatorix's castle in Uru'baen was oddly quiet on this day. Murtagh walked through the castle hall aimlessly until he reached a door that said "Do not disturb". Totally ignoring the sign, he entered the room to find Galbatorix sitting in front of this weird-shaped box, with this smaller box under it with a cord connected to it. At the end of the cord, there was this small object that curved into his hand.
"Galbatorix, there's no more food left in the house." Murtagh complained.
"Can't you see that I am doing something important right now?" Galbatorix snapped.
"What are you even doing anyway?" Murtagh asked.
"Shut up, Murtagh!" Galbatorix yelled. "I'm on the hardest part of this level!"
"Hardest part of the level?" Murtagh asked.
"Do I bother you when you are in the middle of some..." Galbatorix asked.
Galbatorix let out a scream, and threw the controller across the floor.
"GODDAMNIT MURTAGH, YOU MADE ME DIE!"
"Good, now you can get more food." Murtagh said.
"I'm going to food your ass if you don't get out of here!" Galbatorix yelled.
"God, touchy, touchy, don't get your panties in a tizzy." Murtagh said as he walked out the room.
Murtagh shut the door and made faces at Galbatorix from behind the door.
"Look at me, I'm Galbatorix and I sit on my ass all day!" Murtagh mocked.
"Look at me, I'm Murtagh and I'm annoying as hell!" Galbatorix said from inside the room.
Murtagh looked both ways, and then whistled as he left the hallway. Murtagh walked outside, and then all of a sudden, this grassy figure jumped out of the bush and started chasing him.
"Ou no, it's Cookie Monster!" Murtagh yelled. "I'm sorry for stealing your cookies, so don't eat me!"
Murtagh ran away from the grassy figure, and then all of the sudden, something tackled him from the side. Then he woke up to see two girls looking at him from above.
"Oh my god, Carrie, he's waking up!" the one girl said.
"Isn't he gorgeous, Emily?" the other girl said.
"Watch it, Carrie," the one girl said. "he's mine!"
"No, he's mine, Emily." the other girl said. "I don't think you get it."
Murtagh sat up, causing the girls to move to the side. He rubbed his side, and the looked at both of the giggling girls.
"Hi, Murtagh!" both girls greeted.
"I'm Carrie!" the other girl said.
"I'm Emily!" the one girl said.
"We both love you!" both girls said in unison.
"Okay?" Murtagh said.
"I'm a bigger fan than Carrie!" Emily exclaimed.
"No you aren't!" Carrie protested. "I read the book in one day and you read it in two days!"
"Whatever." Emily argued.
"Murtagh, I even wrote a story about you and I!" Carrie exclaimed.
Carrie fiddled through her backpack until she found what she desired. She pulled out a purple notebook and gave it to Murtagh. Murtagh looked down at the cover of the story.
"Murtaghy and Carrie's Wonderful Night of Romance." Murtagh read out.
"Hey, I wrote one too!" Emily added.
Emily went through her bag, and then finally found what she was looking for. She giggled, and then gave a pink notebook to Murtagh.
"Emily and Murtagh's Night Together." Murtagh read out.
"You should read both of them and tell us which one you like better!" Carrie exclaimed.
"Yeah, totally, you should do that!" Emily agreed.
"Murtagh!" Galbatorix called from the window. "Time for us to plot evil fiendish things!"
"Well, I have to go." Murtagh said as he began to get up.
"No, no, no!" Carrie exclaimed. "Don't leave me!"
"Or me either!" Emily added.
"I'm sorry, but you can't be in the room when Galbatorix plots evil fiendish things." Murtagh said.
Both girls whined as Murtagh went back into the castle. Murtagh rolled his eyes and walked back into the castle. Slowly, he walked down to Galbatorix's Room for Plotting Evil Fiendish Things. Murtagh opened the door to see Galbatorix sitting at the end of a table.
"Please take a seat, number two!" Galbatorix said.
"Why do we use those stupid number codenames?" Murtagh asked.
"This room could be wired!" Galbatorix exclaimed. "You know how Major League Baseball spies on us!"
Murtagh rolled his eyes and then sat down across the table from Galbatorix.
"Where's that one guy...?" Murtagh asked.
"You mean Sil...Durza?" Galbatorix answered.
"Yeah, that one weird guy." Murtagh said.
"He said something about needing therapy and going to some place called Flor-e-da for Spring Break." Galbatorix answered.
"Alright." Murtagh answered.
"So, a couple other days, those evil Varden figured out my weakness for cookies and women in short skirts." Galbatorix stated.
"What happened?" Murtagh asked.
"Nothing too bad." Galbatorix said. "I just told them that I was going to attack them."
"Uh, Galbatorix, isn't that bad?" Murtagh replied.
"Number 1?" Galbatorix said.
"Uh, number 1, isn't that bad? Murtagh asked with an irritated tone.
"No, because then I'll still attack them!" Galbatorix answered.
"But they know they are going to be attacked so it makes it completely pointless to attack them." Murtagh added.
"But I told them I was going to attack them," Galbatorix replied. "so I have to attack them!"
"Whatever floats your boat," Murtagh said. "I'm not going to try talk sense into you because my brain will hurt more than it does right now."
"Thanks number 2 for the support!" Galbatorix said. "I know you'd agree with my logic."
"Anytime." Murtagh said with an irritated tone.
"So, Number 2, I want to round up all of my soldiers that aren't wussies." Galbatorix ordered.
"Aren't all of your soldiers wussies?" Murtagh asked.
"No, just ninety percent of them." Galbatorix said. "The other ten percent are non-wussies."
"You just need just ten percent of your army?" Murtagh asked.
"Of course!" Galbatorix said. "They can take care of those evil Varden!"
"Is there anything else you want me to do?" Murtagh asked.
"You know, I craving one of those pastries with fruit filling inside of them." Galbatorix inquired.
"Okay, I'll get you one of those pastries." Murtagh said with an irritated tone.
"Go and do my fiendish deeds number 2! Galbatorix said as Murtagh left the room.
Murtagh closed the door and stood in his positon for a few seconds.
"That did not just happen." Murtagh said to himself.
Then he walked down the hallway.
Chapter 2 is done. Yay! Thanks for the reviews, guys. They were amazing. :)
Chapter 3 will be about Eragon. Yay! Remember to read and review!