"Crash Nitro Kart, Underworld Style"
By: Kelli St. Pierre………………….sadly I do not own Underworld and any of its characters……
Chapter 2: Accepting
"Hmmm…I guess I do" Lucian said while yawning, "since this should only take about five minutes."
"Alright, I accept" Michael said.
"Yea, me to" Sonja added.
"Me three," Erica added also.
"Me four," Victor also added.
"For god's sake we all god damn accept!" Selene yelled out.
"That is good," Velo said, "Now it is time for you guys to select your cars."
Suddenly, cars appeared in front of the gang. But the gang looked confused as there was only three cars and seven of them.
"Um….dude, you missing four cars" Michael said dumbly.
"No, there are four cars there because the first race will have two people in each car" velo replied.
"But that wont work cause there's seven of us and four cars" Kraven replied.
"Wow, Kraven can actually do math," Selene said in awe, as did the others.
"Shut up!" Kraven yelled out.
"Oh don't worry," Velo voiced out, "the others are already at the race waiting so don't worry."
"Other racers?" Erica asked.
"God, watch them be all bloody lycans" Victor hissed.
"I made sure that I had and even amount of racers to begin with", Velo's voice once again boomed, "Now select your cars."
"Oh, oh, Kraven let's get the pink one!" Erica cried out excitingly.
"No fucking way!" Kraven yelled out.
"Come on Kraven, you know you want to" Sonja winked.
"Shut up!" Kraven yelled as he was dragged by Erica to the car.
"Hmm, how about the blue car Sonja?" Lucian asked.
"Oh, I love blue!" Sonja replied excitingly as both got in. Lucian took drivers seat.
"Alright Michael, were taking the red car", Selene demanded.
"Alright, but I drive" Michael replied.
"Umm, no, I'm driving" Selene replied back.
"Come on Selene it's my turn" Michael whined.
Back in Kraven's car…..
"How long do you think this is going to go on?" Erica asked.
"I don't know, but it looks like a good one" Kraven replied.
Back to Selene and Michael…..
"And your point is?" Selene asked with an eyebrow raised.
"That you always drive and I don't" Michael whined," Besides you don't even know how to drive decent. You almost killed us by crashing into a lake and also when you started to burn after Marcus chased us."
"You're absolutely right Michael," Selene replied softly as Michael thought he won. But Selene then smirked, "But I'm still driving."
"Oh no your not, I'm driving and that's final!" Michael yelled.
"I can't believe this is happening" Michael pouted as he sat in the passenger seat.
"Ha, hah, Hybrid's in timeout," Kraven laughed hysterically.
"Dude, you're in a pink jeep," Michael replied back.
"Yea, he has got you their," Lucian added in.
"All of you shut up!" Kraven yelled.
"Don't be so hard on yourself," Velo boomed, "That pink car is probably the best car."
"Really" Kraven asked with hope in his eyes.
"Ha, hah, no" Velo laughed.
"Sniff…….your all to mean…." Kraven cried.
"Anyways, you all have chosen you cars-" Velo said.
"Except me!" Victor yelled.
"Ah, yes, you'll just have to wait till we get to the race for you to meet your partner" Velo replied.
"Oh, great, it better not be a fucking Lycan," Victor mumbled.
"Anyways, like I was saying, all of your cars are different," Velo continued, "As for instance the red car has a greater speed then any of yours, but lacks in turns"
"Oh great I'm going to die" Michael gulped, "Selene is already bad at turns as it is." Selene glared and smacked him over the head.
"Ow!"
"And for the blue car, "Velo continued, "You guys are better in acceleration, but lack speed."
"Well, that sounds boring" Lucian snorted, "And I wanted to go fast to."
"Um, what does acceleration mean?" Sonja asked.
Everyone:…….
"Now, with the pink car" Velo snickered, "It is best at turns but lacks in acceleration."
"Hmm, that doesn't sound too bad now does it Kraven baby" Erica said whiling hugging Kraven, who was in drivers seat.
"Shut up" Kraven mumbled.
"The way this will go is there will be a total of ten drivers when we arrive at the race." Velo said, "The first race will be with partners as the first three cars the finish will move on to the final race."
"And what happens to the loser's" Erica asked.
"They get teleported back to where they last where" Velo replied, "Now on to the first race!"
"I'm going to be famous!" Kraven yelled.
"Shut up!" everyone yelled.
"…….you guys are no fun" Kraven pouted.
Suddenly a blinding light filled the area and the gang. Once the light vanished, a track much like the one the gang was just at was seen. Except this time, there wasn't just a track but also a huge stadium that were filled with little green aliens. The gang's cars and the other competitors were at the starting line already.
"What the fuck just happened?" Lucian yelled loudly over the crowd and the engines.
"I think we just got teleported like he said," Sonja replied.
"Ew, what the hell are those icky looking green things" Michael asked as he pointed to the green aliens.
"Who gives a shit what they are" Selene replied back, "All that matters is that we win this race.
"Welcome racer's," Velo's voice boomed, "I would like to introduce all of our racer's."
"First in the red car is Michael and Selene, then the blue car with Lucian and Sonja, and the pink car with Kraven and Erica, and the green car with-"
"I wonder where Victor went" Selene asked.
"With Victor and Tanis" Velo continued.
"Jesus Christ! This guy is worst than a bloody lycan!" Victor yelled, who was in drivers seat.
"Finally" Velo continued," We have the purple car with Marcus and Amelia"
"William….you will be avenged" Marcus hissed out with blood shot eyes. Amelia just rolled her eyes as she was in passenger's seat.
"You so need to get a life" Amelia replied.
"Now champions, start your engines!" Velo yelled out.
All the drivers started their engines loudly as they all made roaring sounds except for one car that went……
"Hi, I'm Barbie, let's ride!"
"What the fuck!" Kraven roared as everyone laughed.
"Dude, is that a Barbie jeep car," Lucian laughed.
"God, it's bad enough to have a pink car," Michael laughed out, "But for it to be Barbie, oh man!"
"I always knew Kraven had a feminine side to him" Selene said whiling shaking her head.
"Shut up!" Kraven yelled.
"Alright!" Velo interrupted, "On the count of three,…one….two…..three!"
"Go!"
I thought this was a good place to end it, since I'm not a fan of writing long stuff. I want to say though that I'm sorry that it took so long for this to come out. It's just that my dad took away the plug for my laptop and hid it because he didn't want us on electronics. But I found the plug and got on, or sneaking on you might say. So as long as you guys don't tell, I'll keep updating. Until next time, c ya's….