Hello people of Earth. Here's another one-shot! I read a lot of Facebook one-shots, so I thought, I might try one, but this is the first time, so here goes nothing…
Kim Crawford: I'm gonna kill you!
Jack Brewer: What did Jerry do?
Jerry Martinez: Yo, Y do people always think it's me? Not swag yo!
(Milton Krupnick likes this)
Kim Crawford: BUT IT WAS YOU! :(
(Jack Brewer, Rudy Gillespie and 38 others like this)
Jack Brewer: Seriously, what did you do?
Jerry Martinez: I might have replaced her shampoo with green hair dye…
Kim Crawford: DUMBASS! NOW I LOOK LIKE A FREAKING NINJA TURTLE!
Jack Brewer: Which one? :P
(Jerry Martinez likes this)
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Jack Brewer to Kim Crawford: Wanna come to my place? X
Kim Crawford: Sure, B over in a few. X
Eddie Jones: What's up with the X's? ;)
(Milton Krupnick, Rudy Gillespie and 45 others like this)
Jack Brewer: Nothing
Kim Crawford: Nothing
Eddie Jones: And now you're even thinking the same. HAH Gotcha!
(Joan Malone likes this)
Jerry Martinez: DUN DUN DUUUUUUN
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Jerry Martinez: There is a unicorn in my garden.
Milton Krupnick: Jerry, it's scientifically proven that unicorn don't exist.
Jerry Martinez: What?
Milton Krupnick: Unicorns. Not. Real. You. Just. Stupid.
Jerry Martinez: You're*
Jack Brewer: You just got autocorrected by Jerry.
(Kim Crawford, Joan Malone and 65 others like this)
Jerry Martinez: BURN!
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Kim Crawford to Jack Brewer: Are we still on 4 2nite? J x
Jack Brewer: Yup. C ya in a few. B right over. ;)
Kim Crawford: Don't do the winky face. It makes everything sound so, pervy…
Jack Brewer: Oh really? ;)
Kim Crawford: JACK! Stop it.
Jack Brewer: Sure Kimmy. ;)
Kim Crawford: I'm gonna kill u.
Jerry Martinez: Or get into his pants. *cough*
(Grace Brewer, Heather Clarke and 13 other like this)
Eddie Jones: You just dug your own grave.
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Kim Crawford changed her relationship status into 'A relationship with Jack Brewer'
(The whole world likes this)
Jerry Martinez: WOOOOOOOO! Kick prevailed!
Milton Krupnick: Congratulations.
Eddie Jones: My little playa is growing up. Well done Kim.
Rudy Gillespie: I get 30$! Take that Bobby!
Bobby Wasabi: There goes 30$...
Jerry Martinez: Uh uh, I get 50$ from you all. I'm the swasomest! I won the bet.
Kim Crawford: What bet?
Milton Krupnick: Nothing.
Jerry Martinez: Nothing.
Bobby Wasabi: Nothing.
Rudy Gillespie: Noting.
Eddie Jones: Nothing.
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Joan Malone: MISSING – Eddie Jones, Jerry Martinez, Rudy Gillespie, Bobby Wasabi and Milton Krupnick. Probable cause of disappearance – Mr. and Mrs. Kicky Kicky Chop Chop.
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So, what do you think. Two one-shots in one dy. Well done by me. Love y'all. And thank to LoveShipper for the very first review!
Xx BurkelyDuffieldLover