Words: 154
Prompt: Costume
Summary: No one wants to see that.
Halloween in the workshop was a little hectic. Costume pieces littered the ground, the air was filled with the smell of alcohol, and you saw things that burned themselves into your mind.
For instance, this year Flay wore spandex.
"How in world do you go from Captain Hook to Super Sentai in one year?" Roxis asked, referring to the redhead's costume the previous year.
"You should know by now that I have a flair for the dramatic!" Flay defended himself, striking what he thought was a heroic pose.
Jess and Nikki averted their eyes, Pamela, Anna, and Vayne exchanged confused looks, Muppy looked on with disturbing fascination, and Roxis groaned awkwardly.
"Please go put on some proper pants."
"Heroes don't need pants!"
"So help me God, if you don't wipe that stupid grin off your face-"
Roxis was cut short by the flying pair of spandex tights that hit him square in the face.