Once again, I don't own Naruto. It's very sad, I know.

I'm adding this chapter and plan on continuing this story because at least two people have asked me to continue. Which makes me feel really good about my writing. So reviews are loved!

"Why? Why do you torment me so?" Naruto wailed. Kyuubi snickered.

"Because I'm bored and I've been stuck inside an idiot's head for over 12 years!!!! As such, I've become very bored. And you don't do anything worth watching, so…" Kyuubi hinted. Naruto's eyes widened to an alarming degree.

"So, you're saying that you're not stopping anytime soon?" Naruto was not liking where this was going. At all.

"Yeah, pretty much. So prepare yourself, young padawon, FOR HELL!" Kyuubi started cackling like the super evil demon that he is. And might the authoress just say, it was a pretty darn evil chuckle.

"Alright, you heard Tsunade yesterday! You can't let them know I can talk to you!"

Imminent flashback (sorry, folks, and I was doing so well!)

"I'm sorry, Naruto, but the council has decided that if Kyuubi can talk to you, then you are in danger of losing control to him," Tsunade told him apologetically. Naruto began to freak out.

"Oh, please. If I could take over, I would have. Stupid humans. Wouldn't know what common sense was if it ate their souls." For once, Naruto was glad that Kyuubi could talk to him. He was too stupid to realize that this whole mess was Kyuubi's fault because he talked to him in the first place.

Kyuubi didn't.

'I can't believe I'm sealed in such an idiot! I'm almost sorry I can hear his thoughts!' Kyuubi thought to himself, disgusted at Naruto's lack of memory/attention span/brain cells/etc.

"It's alright, baa-chan. I can't hear him anymore! It must have been a one-day thing," Naruto quickly assured her. Tsunade gave him a satisfied nod before leaving to tell the council.

End imminent flashback

LINEBREAKIAMTHELINEBREAKOFDOOM!!!FEARMEMORTALS!!!

"I hate my life," Naruto muttered. Of course he was the one who had to deal with a demon inside his head who was driving him up a wall. First, he tried to greet Shikamaru, only for Kyuubi to pipe up about how the name meant 'deer' and how he loved to eat deer. Then, he tried to talk to Ino so Kyuubi made a comment that since her name meant 'pig', she probably acted like one.

Was it mentioned that Kyuubi was having the time of his life?

Naruto walked up to Sakura, and tried to talk to her.

"Hello, Sakura-chan! Want to go to get some ramen with me?!" he asked exuberantly. Of course Kyuubi wasn't going to let an opportunity pass by.

"Did you ever notice that she has a huge forehead? Maybe she can read your mind it's so big!" Kyuubi joked at Sakura's expense. Naruto's giant smile twitched ever so slightly into what would be considered a psychopathic smile.

"No, baka! Can't you see I'm stalking Sasuke-kun?!" she screeched at him. Sasuke was close enough to hear and he sent a quiet 'thank you' to whatever god decided to give him the heads up.

"Ooh! Rejection! You got served!" Kyuubi howled. Naruto dejectedly made his way home.

Unfortunately, Jiraiya saw how sad Naruto looked and decided to cheer him up. He quickly gathered Kakashi and told him the brilliant plan to make Naruto cheer up.

IBETYOUHATELINEBREAKS!!!

Naruto was having a pointless argument with Kyuubi when someone knocked on the door. He quickly made his way to the door before they came in on their own, Naruto opened it to see his two sensei.

"Well, well, well. If it isn't the perverts. Welcome, boys! Join the party!" Kyuubi called to them. Of course they couldn't hear, but it was the thought that counted.

"Kakashi-sensei, Ero-sannin, what are you doing here?" Naruto asked loudly with a confused look on his face. He really was getting good at pretending not to hear Kyuubi.

"Hey, gaki, we're just stopping in because you looked down. And we have just the thing to cheer you up!" Jiraiya excitedly told Naruto, taking out Icha Icha Paradise Volumes I and II. "They're signed by me! Not many people can say that!"

"Yep! I had to beg for him to sign mine and I had to give him a lot of sake!" Kakashi added, nodding his head. Finally, Naruto would join his teachers in their perversion! He couldn't possibly say no to this one!

"N-" Naruto started before Kyuubi burst in.

"Say yes or I'll give you mental images of Gai naked," Kyuubi threatened. He was a male demon after all. Naruto sighed.

"Sure, thanks, Ero-sannin," he said, not as enthusiastically as the two pervs would have liked. But, they decided, he would be more cheerful after he started the books.

"See you later, Naruto! You don't have training until tomorrow!" Kakashi told him, pleased with himself. Jiraiya gave Kakashi an approving look and Naruto a goodbye before the two of them left.

Naruto sighed heavily as he took the book to his couch, Kyuubi chuckling inside his mind in anticipation of what the book held. Sitting down and opening the book, Naruto knew he had no other choice but to read the damned thing.

IKNOWYOUHATETHELINEBREAK!ADMITIT!

"I hate you!" Naruto yelled at the mirror in his bathroom. Why, you ask? Simple. Kyuubi was giving him mental images from the Icha Icha Paradise book and since Kyuubi was in his body, Naruto figured that yelling at the mirror was the same as yelling at Kyuubi. No one ever claimed that Naruto was the sharpest kunai in the pouch. Or the country for that matter.

"If I knew that this would be so much fun, I would have done this years ago!" Kyuubi celebrated, watching his host scream at his reflection. Which was pretty darn funny.

"You know, kit, I'm really liking how this week is going," Kyuubi said to Naruto, which made said idiot freeze. "So much so that I don't think I'll stop anytime soon."

"NOOOOOO!!!!"