Chapter 2. Oh God there's more!
AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! Yes, your input is obvious! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok! No I shan't!
The next day I woke up in my bedroom. What no one's buried you alive yet? It was snowing and raining again. I know Hogwarts is unconventional but I would have thought that it follows the same meteorological patterns, i.e. it can't snow and rain at the same time! I opened the door of my coffin you mean the lid? and drank some blood psychiatrist's field day! from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. Very gothic! I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. seriously! Can you please call back Coco! Oh god she's texting me now. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, where's a super strength magnet when you need one? and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. Is that Forest of Dean green or bramble wood green, you know they're very different colours you should be more specific She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
"OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" she said excitedly. OMFG? Sorry I think there's been a bit of a mix up, The Only Way is Essex isn't casting until November.
"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing. Well how can you tell under all that foundation.
"Do you like Draco?" she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.
"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted.
"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.
"Hi." he said. so she shouted it, yet he didn't hear? Well either he's got super speed or the hearing of an old aged pensioner.
"Hi." I replied flirtily. Hold on I thought you didn't like him? I'm confused! *Headdesk* and there's no such word as "flirtily"
"Guess what." he said.
"What?" I asked. You've got her a one way ticket to mexico!
"Well, Good Charlotte (Who are these people?) are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me. And then you're getting her a one way ticket to mexico? Or a shotgun to the face? a shotgun would work. Please Draco, please? I don't think I can cope with any more of this grammatically incorrect, infuriating rubbish!
"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR. Was that last bit an internal monologue or did you just forget the speech marks?
"Well…. do you want to go with me?" he asked.
I gasped. You think you're shocked!