KM: Yahooo second one

Naru: Why do I get the feeling I will not like this. And that you ARE the devil in person?

KM: looks innocent don't know what you are talking about

Naru: You are

KM: Are not

Naru: Are too

hours later

KM: Are NOT

Naru: Are TOO

Ita: .... that is stupid from both of you

Naru SHUT UP AND KYUUBI DO THE DISCLAIMER

Kyuu: Why do I get the feeling that I will never be free again

Ita: pats Kyuubi You are not alone

Naru&KM: still fighting

Kyuu: EH yeah right. Anyways KM does NOT own Naruto. THANK KAMI-SAMA

KM: But my youthfull friends I own this story

Chapter 2

Akatsuki Base

Pein was waiting in his destroyed office of Deidara and Kisame. Why is his office destroyed? Well Pein is a really, really, really, really, REALLY patience man but when it comes to Deidara he looses his patience and temper. Then he has to destroy things to get his frustration out. And well his office was near in that moment. Besides Deidara and Kisame had two days to get him and they are gone since FOUR FUCKING WEEKS!? He knew it. Why didn't he heard of his inner voice that had said that he had should send Itachi and Hidan. Then he wouldn't have to wait for the stupid clay player and the over grown fish! He didn't understand why he let a fish join them maybe he was drunk when he had said yes? Who knows. Anyways and the other he can't ask because they are on vacation.

That was new to when did they have vacations? Well but he was alone and nobody was getting on his nerves. The ones who had asked for it were Kakuzu, that had surprised him. I mean we all know that he hates it to spend his money. SO why did he want a vacation? But Pein had shrugged his shoulders it was not his problem. Zetsu, Sasori, Konan and Madara a.k.a. Tobi although he is the real leader. So he can give himself any time a vacation can't he?

Pein was in the living-room because of boredom and had begun to play poker with his other bodies. He was winning and hoped that any minute someone would come and rescue him before he's dying of boredom. He was in the tenth round of the game when the door to the living-room flew open and Deidara came in with Naruto threw over his shoulder like potato sack. He was out cold but seems fine aside from that.

"Bring him the room for him" said Pein without looking up from his hand. Deidara nodded till he noticed that Pein couldn't see him said "Yes un" and left with that. Deidara walked a hall along that had black walls and many doors on the sides. Each door led to another room which belonged from one member of the Akatsuki. Deidara opened a door on his right which was the eleventh one. On the other side was his room and next to the room of the now second blonde was Tobis' room. Oh how Deidara hate this little brat. With a sigh he opened the door and went through it. He threw the blonde on the bed and left the room. He was sure that the blonde wouldn't wake up for the next few hours.

Meanwhile had the blonde a 'little' talk with the Kyuubi

In Naruto's mind scape

A very angry blonde stood in front of a very frightened Kyuubi. Hell Kyuubi had never seen Naruto this angry although when the villagers had destroyed his home. He gulped and knew that something horrible will happen. He knew shouldn't had said yes to Naruto a year ago. But now it was too late. The blonde had begun to act like the Kyuubi. Well Kyuubi liked it but only when he doesn't do something to him that is. The old pervert had to suffer since Naruto had picked up domething from Kyuubi's behavior.

"Well Kitsune what do you have to say to your defense?" asked Naruto with raised eyebrow. Naruto had said this so calm and quiet that Kyuubi barely heard it. Now the beats knew he was in deep shit. Naruto only talked like that when he was really pissed and Kyuubi had seen what happened then to his victims. He began to sweat and looked for an escape plan but couldn't find one and the look Naruto gave him send chills down his spine. He knew he is doomed but maybe he can save some time till he found a way to escape Naruto's wrath.

Kit I didn't sense them really he prayed to Kami that he would let him get away with that lame excuse. But unfortunately for him that wasn't the case. It only earned him a death glare from Naruto of that every Uchiha would be proud of.

"Kyuubi I know you are lying to me sooo I have to punish you" he smirks evilly as he thought of that what let Kyuubi cower and whimper in fear. Well and let him have nightmares for quite a bit.

Kyuubi cringed. He knew now that he will not mostly like what Naruto had planned. And he was right. He has now images from a naked Jiraiya in his head and Sarutobi in a thong. Naruto laughed at the face Kyuubi.

NOOOOO my brain! Naruto!? Argh my eyes my eyes my wonderful virgin eyes! at that Naruto snorted. `Yeah right he and virgin eyes my ass´ Naruto thought while he laughed because of the picture in front of him. Kyuubi had pressed himself down on the floor as good as he can and tried to hide from the mental images of that-that inhuman things. He was Kyuubi No Kitsune the King of bijous. He was the most powerful being in Makai and Ningenkai. Everyone cower on front if him in fear. But that Naruto was an exception. He was the one who let him from the two of them cower in fear. Kyuubi whimpered and Naruto snickered before he vanished and was back in the real world.

Real World

Deidara was back in the living-room and watched Pein beat himself in poker. It was funny to look at it. Because every time the real Pein lost he got angry and shouted curses in the world. Man and here you thought the leader of Akatsuki had the brain to get that he IS beating himself. That means he ISN'T loosing any money. Deidara sighed and looked at the clock that hung above the door. It was now 5:46 pm. Though it was several hours now that the Kyuubi vessel is here and Deidara was getting restless. He need someone to talk to but no Pein and his bodies just play poker and Kisame wasn't back now. And with Hidan he would sure as hell is hot never in his life talking to. He's always talking about his fuck of Jashin.

`HELL NO´ thought Deidara. He would do that when that was the last chance he can talk to someone or when when the two were the last humans in the world or maybe not. He gladly go insane then to talk that bitch. And Itachi wasn't a better choice either because that Uchiha is so unsocial. There is rock a better partner to talk to. And that is the truth. Why did he have to use so much clay to knock the blonde out? When he hadn't used so much he would have someone to talk to but NOO. He sighed again and looked to the door as it was opened.

In Naruto's room

He woke up after the encounter with Kyuubi who was still crying and hugging himself with all his mighty. Naruto shrugged his shoulders and looked at the room he was in. He lies/sits on a bed with silk sheets an crimson and has navy blue pillows. Right in front of the bed was a door what he assumed lead to the bathroom. Why he knew? Because it's open duh. Anyways next to the bed is a nightstand. On the left side of the room is big window and in front of it with a few feet distance there stood a table with chairs. On the right side of the bed there stood a desk. He now saw that next to the bathroom door was a second door.

As serious as he is a stood up and went to investigate the door. As he opened the he saw that it is a closet with clothes in his size. They all had the colors he likes. They were blue, black, crimson and navy blue. he left it and now saw that his room was in the same colors. The walls are crimson and black and the doors are nay blue. The curtains are a light blue. Well wherever he is. he sure as hell likes it here. He went over to the third that was a few away from the desk and opened it. It lead to a hall that was painted black. He went to the right because the on the left was a dead end. He saw on his ways many doors and a few other ways. So he decide to investigate the place first. In a few moments he new where everything was; the kitchen, dinner-room, a meeting room etc. etc. He found himself again in the hall he came from. He now took an other turn and found himself in front of a door and without thinking he opened it.

Now here we are. Naruto had opened the door and stood in the living-room. The first thing he saw was Deidara sitting on the couch who starred at him. Then he looked around and found that there was a big table with twelve chairs and six of them were occupied. There were sitting six guys with orange hair and had many piercing in their faces with a shrugged he continued to look around and found a T.V. and a second couch.

"Ah I see you are awake" said one of the guys from the table. Naruto jumped a little when he heard the man talking and turned around. He saw that the one with short spiky hair spoke to him and looked now at him.

"UHu yeah" he said "SSOOO what do you want?" he looked confused and Naruto had the urged to bang his head against a wall but suppress it. He instead rolled his eyes and began to explain. "I mean you didn't kidnap me to have lunch with me right? Though why don't tell me already"

"Well you see we want you to join us. And no that is no trick" Naruto shut his mouth as he was about to interrupt him but he opened it again to ask "So you didn't tell me why" Naruto was getting annoyed and an annoyed Naruto is not good.

"Well we cannot extract the Kyuubi and want you to join instead" Pein said simple straight to the point. He didn't have the patience now to explain it. "So what's your answer?" he asked him. Deidara sat there silent as a mouth and too waited for the answer. He had listened and wanted to see the reaction of the Kyuubi vessel.

"Yeah why not" Naruto said shrugging and sat himself on the table opposite from Pein. He blinked at first and didn't thought it would be that easy. I mean Naruto is known for his fighting against everything he hates and don't to give up. But here he is and didn't do anything. This can't be good. But what Naruto don't know is that it was Madara's request who wants him to join. Why ask him. They were broken from their musings when Naruto asked them "SO when are two telling me who you are I mean you two already know my name like the rest here right? But I don't know yours"

"Eh yeah name's Deidara un!" said Deidara after a few seconds and waved to Naruto who nodded to him as greeting. "I am Pein. And the leader of Akatsuki" said the guy who has talked to him the first time "And what you see here are my other bodies. I use them when I fight"

"but now you are using them to play poker?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow. Pein shrugged to this and asked if he wanted to join him in the game. Naruto shrugged to this and agreed. Deidara was sitting on the couch and began to dose off. Hey he has nothing to do and his clay can't help him here too. Poor Dei-chan. It was in third round with Naruto and Pein has lost every round of it when Kisame came in. He had send back Jiraiya to Konoha with a note that stated that they wouldn't see Naruto ever again.

"Hey Sushi-chan" greeted Naruto as Kisame entered who had prompt a vein appeared on his forehead and a twitching eye as he heard that.

"Brat! Treat your elders with respect" Kisame nearly shouted at him. Naruto only smirked at this.

"Why?" Naruto asked but before Kisame could answer that Naruto continued "I mean come on you ARE a walking FISH who can speak and is UGLY and BLUE. What is there to respect?" Deidara was rolling on the floor laughing and Pein chuckled at that. It was funny to see Kisame squirm like that. Kisame was bleach not one spot color was there.

"That was a good one" said Deidara between his laughter and gasping for air. Pein smirked and nodded to that. All the time he didn't took his eyes off of the cards. But it was to no avail he lost... again. "Hey fish stick wanna join us?" yelled Naruto to the corner where Kisame now was hugging himself, crying and sulking. So much like Kyuubi when Naruto had insulted him. Deidara broke down ... again. Naruto was just so good at making Kisame suffer. He knew that from now on it would never be the same again in Akatsuki. With a last big sniff Kisame stood up and joined them in the game.

It was passed midnight now and Kisame, Pein and Naruto play a round poker yet again. They really need a hobby. Deidara laid on the couch and let his feed dangle. He played with his hands and began to count plants the room. Well when there were any. He began to dose off when the door swing open and the bitch names Hidan entered and went straight for the table to join the poker round. Deidara blinked that was a surprise. No swearing, no yelling and at all no JASHIN. WTF?! What happened to Hidan that he lost his interest in swearing, yelling and Jashin? But it seemed that it wasn't for great importance for Kisame and Pein.

Itachi came in after Hidan entered and went straight for the couch. "What is going?" he asked in his emotionless voice. He didn't look at Deidara his eyes were on the figures at the table that played poker.

"They play poker un. And Naruto is kicking their asses un." and as an after thought he added "Oh and you missed how Kisame was in a corner and hugging, crying and sulking. It was funny to see. That kid let him suffer un!" Itachi nodded to this. He left the room after this. He ,too, thought that it wouldn't be THAT easy that Naruto would join them. Oh well it always give for everything a first time. The night was after that uneventful. Maybe not because you could hear here and then a few curses from Kisame, Pein and Hidan when they lost. And that was every time though Deidara and Itachi didn't get any sleep. They could only hope that it would get better when the others are back.

KM: Whoa that was a good one!

Kyuubi: .... You let me suffer

KM: AAAANNNDD????

Naru: Please R&R then you get cookies