Chapter 2: Italiano
[Shinxy in le confession toilet]
Shinxy is jacking, off, his penis below the view of the camera, with his eyes closed.
StarForce knocks on the door.
"Can you hurry up in there" StarForce asks.
"Hold ooooooooon" he says, going faster.
[le end]
[StarForce in le confession toilet]
"Great start so far, my team is really good! But that also means I have to prove myself if we happen to lose a challenge...oh well I'm sure they would vote for me! Hey what's this white stuff all over the camera?
StarForce takes his fingers and wipes the sticky white stuff off the lens.
"Well gee"
[le end]
Pantz was sitting in the corner of the room, both feet on the bench-like seat, sketching in her sketchbook. Cloid walked up to her.
"Hey Pantz, what's up?" Cloud asked.
"Shp man, just sketchin like a G yo" she answered.
"Haha yeah that's my Pantz...,,...well this was a good talk, good luck out there Pantzarono" Cloid said.
"Don't you mean Pantzarino?" she asked.
"Sure" Cloud said, walking backwards.
"Great, the battery in my mouse died and the touchpad SUCKS!" DryBones cried.
Grenade was sleeping while strapped to his seat, leaning forward unconsciously. Carz was sitting next to him.
"Ohhohohoho you are so grounded for 019274639109183648291 years, minions and fnaf are taking over ahhhhh! Bless is gay? help." Carz said.
"Fnaf, eh? Personally I'd say the sequels don't beat the classic but they still maintain that classic fnaf feel decently well" ToastWolf said.
"Why are you in the loser section of your team won?" Jp asked.
"H-hi ToastWolf..." Bless greeted.
"Hey Bless" ToastWolf said.
Bless ran away.
Meanwhile in the kitchen some of the haikuers were eating breakfast.
Kirby, Eden, and Ziggy were eating together. Pseudonym and Jacob were sitting on the opposite side of the table.
"So where do you think we're gonna go for the second challenge?" Kirby asked.
"Doesn't matter, it'll be smooth flying anywhere with you ladies" Jacob said, then the plane bumped a little and his cereal went flying in his face.
"Smooth" Pseudonym said.
"I am also part of this conversation" Eden said.
"Whoa hey cool memer alert you guys are all cool memers alright!" Ziggy said.
Lemon was sitting with Madorky, Sunnia, and Blooberri.
"Y'know this is pretty cool but I'm kinda nervous we won't be able to keep our winning streak" Lemon said.
"You mean our winning streak of 1" Alice said.
"That's the one" Blooberri said.
"Anyways twas cool we're on the same team Lem my man, we even have Mike!" Alice said.
"Jews!" Mike screamed in the background.
"But Cloud and Luke on the other team...yikes..." Alice said.
"I'm sure they'll do fine without us" Lemon said optimistically.
Gingerale was listening to the conversation from the corridor.
"Mother fuckers. Haikik already up to talking friendly to each other..." He said to himself.
"Are you talking to yourself?" Robot asked as she was walking by.
"No...I was just exclaiming because I was surprised" he said.
"You know there's a confession toilet if you want to speak your thoughts" she said.
"Shut up woman I know it" he groaned, walking back to the winner cabin.
"Beep..." Robot beeped.
In the winner cabin, Nicholas was strumming his guitar, Sam was doing push-ups, and Berserker was reading dinosaur comics. Everyone else was standing around with a lost look in their eyes.
"Man, it sure gets boring around here sometimes" Riley sighed.
"You can say that again" Shadow the Hedgehog agreed.
"Hey, you know what could help kill this boredom!? A video game review! For the fans of my channel GenesisFrenzy. After all I can't keep them waiting if I want to be YouTube famous one day" Riley said.
"But, how are you gonna get footage from this high up in the sky, fool?" Shadow the Hedgehog asked.
"Not a problem, Shadow. I'll just review 3DS games!" Riley said, taking out his 3DS.
"Riley why are you taking to a Shadow plush" Mr. Moogle asked.
"You mean Shadow?" Riley asked back.
"Yes that is the name I just said" Mogla replied.
"Have you never heard of me, I am the ultimate life form" Shadow said.
"Right...ok then" Moogle said, returning to his chair.
"Wait 3DS? Oh shit I knew I forgot something" Mr. Moogle said to himself.
J was bringing candy to the loser cabin for Marrowsky but was stopped at the door by Rydli.
"What are you doing?" Rydli asked.
"Nothing I was just gonna give some candy to Marrowsky-senpai" J said.
"Hey I want candy too! In fact you should share some with the entire team!" Rydli said.
"Uh no lol" J said, trying to walk past.
"You wouldn't want your team to know you're smuggling to the other team would you?" Rydli asked, grabbing his shoulder.
"They probably wouldn't care it's just candy." J said.
"Hey now...we don't need that attitude around here, buster..." Rydli said, taking a snickers bar out of J's hand and slowly putting it inside his mouth seductively. J closed his eyes and chewed slowly.
"Better?" Rydli asked.
"Better." J nodded.
Rydli took all the candy and brought it over for all of his teammates to enjoy.
"Attention passengers, we're about to arrive at our destination. Get ready" Admin said over the loudspeaker.
"Did you know every 30 seconds an African person dies of starvation? I thought that was interesting" Isaac said.
Eden looked at her watch.
"Cool"
Both teams, all 39 contestants, were gathered up at the plane's door.
"Welcome to the second location...Italy!" Admin exclaimed, opening the door.
All of the haikuers hopped out of the plane and gazed around. There were many red rooftops on the rectangular buildings, and lush rivers with canoes off to the side separated them. Many bridges arched over the rivers.
"This is just like on Zack and Cody..." Blooberri exclaimed, which made Admin roll his eyes.
"It's beautifs..." Alice said in awe.
"Just like Spagonia" Riley noted.
"Sure beats the shit out of Utah" Robert added.
"I liked Utah, robot..." J said quietly.
"Gala 'on can we like go and explore and stuff?!" Kirby asked enthusiastically.
"Go ahead if you want to negate the challenge and risk getting voted off for not helping" Admin said.
"This is so surreal...in a place that's not America..." Element shuddered as he looked around and rubbed his eyes.
"Anyways, today you guys have a cooking challenge. Make the best three course meal and you win. The winners also get a special dinner" Admin explained.
"Sweet yo, I know a perfect recipe with the pristine amount of Italiano" Ziggy said.
"whyy shrek is piss whyy shrek piss" Bless said.
"Charming. Now everyone get started" Admin ordered.
"Uh, where! Do we even have cooking equipment?" Jp asked.
"Just do it out here in the open. Troll Slaiyers will stay on this side, Team Jacob's area of cooking will be on the other side of the river." Admin explained.
All of Team Jacob crossed the bridge to the other street.
"Admin, I don't think an outdoor kitchen will really wo-oh wow this actually looks cool" Jp said as she saw their working stations.
There was a sink, two stoves with ovens, a grill, and some tabletops with a microwave, blender, and toaster on them. There were also kitchen utensils, a cupboard full of spices, a fridge, and a table with chairs. You know, kitchen shit. The Jacobs had the same set.
Ding!
"Oh sorry, those were my hot pockets" Admin said.
"Anyways, carry on" Admin ordered, and the challenge began.
"Alright losers what should we make?" Cloud asked.
"How about some calzone" Rydli suggested.
"What the hell is that? No shut up. We need actual food Rydli" Cloud said.
"Fuck you Cloud who put you in charge?" Rydli asked.
"Let's make fuck" Shinxy said.
"Shinxy..." Cloud said.
"Shinxy..." Bless said.
"Shinxy..." Ziggy said.
"Shinxy..." Eden said.
"Shinxy..." Jacob said.
"I meant duck heheh sooooowwy :0 _" Shinxy apologized.
"Ok ok! Not a bad idea. We can bag an animal and Fry It Up" Joe said.
"Italy has some of the best food in the world to work with and you want to cook a wild animal?" Rydli asked.
"Sure it will be funny" Cloud said, and Rydli facepalmed.
[Rydli in le confession toilet]
"El loco pollo, yo troll slaiyers Es muy dificil!"
[le end]
"Cloud this idea is autistic, we could get farther if you just killed yourself right here and now" Rydli said.
"a you was wrong would of be enough" Cloud said.
Meanwhile at Team Jacob...
"Hey guys I have an idea! Let's make pizza!" J suggested.
"le pizza ish aggressive o3o" Mike said.
"Italy created the pizza after all, maybe we'd get bonus points for that idea" J said.
"Yes J because no one would ever think to make pizza. Anyways sure pizza is Cool." Nicholas said.
"Alright, what else should we make?" Moogle asked.
"Lotsa spaghetti lel!" Mike said.
"Solid idea, Mike. Lotsa spaghetti it is." Mr. Moogle said.
"I can make a mean ravioli" Isaac said.
"Hey we're missing a lot of ingredients!" Alice said.
"Oh that's right, you're gonna have to go find some ingredients yourself if you want to cook to the best of your ability" Admin said.
"Wow gay. Ok some of you will have to find food while we work with what we have" GingeraleDragon said.
"I'll go." StarBird offered.
"I'll go too, sounds fun hahaha" StarForce laughed.
"Ay yo Tony let me get that fresh pepperoni (I'll go too)" Reu said in an Italian accent.
"Me" Alice said.
"oo sounds fun" Lemon said.
"Me!" Mike said.
"Can I go?" J asked.
"No way Jse, the last thing we need is you crossdressing and reading 50 shades of grey in Italy walmarts" NICOTINE said
";-;" said J.
And so the six heroes set off on their journey to get some fresh pepperoni.
"Hmm..." ToastWolf said as she watched them leave.
"To birch GET TOBWORK WE CANT LOSE THISbnnn! I play to win not to lose mother dusky!" Sam yelled in2 her ears.
"I hope the team doesn't vote me off as soon as we lose because they hate me" Alice said as they were walking.
"Aw I'm sure you'll do fine, Alice" Lemon said supportively.
"Whatever" Reu said emolly, crossing his arms.
"Anyways where should we go, any ideas StarForce?" Reu asked.
"Oh I don't know...maybe that way?" StarForce suggested, pointing down a dark ally.
"Alright then" Lemon said, and the six walked down the street. They heard footsteps coming from around the corner of a building.
"Down..." Reu ordered.
":s" Alice said.
"Guys I have a bad feeling about this just get down" Reu said, and they all got down behind some boxes.
A man wearing a large trench coat walked by, carrying a briefcase. Someone was leaning against a wall with one foot on the wall like a cool guy, awaiting him.
"Did you bring the stuff?" trench coat guy asked.
"Ay you know me, Luigi, I'm a man of my word. Got it all right here" cool guy said with many hand motions and a thick Italian accent. He handed Luigi a jar, and Luigi took the lid off stuck his finger in and licked the sauce off his finger.
"Mother fucker...this is pesto. You promised the the real shit you fucking liar" Luigi screamed.
"Ay yo Luigi, I didn't mean it buddy, I-I swear. Look, I got a guy he's just running a little late. I PROMISE I can get you the stuff I just need more time!" cool guy begged.
"Too late you piece of shit, you're not even Italian I recognize that Polish accent" Luigi said, putting a gun to his head and pulling the trigger.
Luigi walked away out of sight, leaving the jar of pesto on the ground.
Alice, Lemon, StarForce, Reu, StarBird, and Mike approached it.
"You think pesto sauce would be good?" Lemon asked, picking it up?
"What do you think you're doing" Luigi said, waking up to them.
"Oh shit he came back" Alice exclaimed
"You idiots think I couldn't hear you? I left for like 4 seconds" Luigi said.
"Now prepare to di-"
But then Mile screamed, picked up the jar and threw it off Luigi's head, then ripped open his stomach and feasted on his intestines.
"Aw now we lost the pesto" Lemon sighed.
Suddenly a lot of mafia members jumped out the windows from the nearby buildings and put a gun to all of their heads, making StarForce scream anxiously.
"I'm glad we followed StarForce's idea." StarBird said.
Stickboy was leaning back in his chair, taking a nap. Then Gordon Ramsay showed up and started screaming at him.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing? Get the fuck out of your fucking seat and get to fucking work you shitty little bitch. Make some fucking food or get he FUCK OUT MY KITCHEN"
Stickboy fell out of his seat.
[Gordon Ramsay in le confession toilet]
"I'm glad Admin called me here today to guest star on this SHITTY little FUCKING show. I can have some one on one time with the little chefs in training, y'know?
[le end]
This is Top Iron Hell World Tour HD Remix
DryBones put a banana in a salad and then into a microwave.
"What the fuck was that?" Gordon Ramsay asked.
"Huh?" DryBones asked.
"What. The fuck. Was that?" Gordon Ramsay repeated.
"I was just heating up my banana salad..." DryBones said innocently.
"You fucking twat! YOU DON'T MICROWAVE A SALAD! Grow a fucking brain and prepare the salad correctly!" Gordon Ramsay screamed into his ear.
"I'm sorry" DryBones cried, taking the banana salad out of the microwave.
"Now likc it." Ramsay ordered.
"I?"
"Take that fucking abomination you created, and likc it. Likc the banana salad."
"Please stop swearing..."
DryBones likced the banana salad with tears in his eyes.
"Well I'm gonna do some weed to help me concentrate" Grenade said, smoking a joint.
Kirby, Eden, Jp, Pantz, Jacob, and Marrowsky were searching for ingredients outside the cooking area.
"This place is pretty pretty" Eden said.
"Yeah man it's pretty dope" Pantz added.
Marrowsky snapped some photos with his camera.
Back at the kitchens, Gordon Ramsay was screaming at Moogle for not preparing a chicken cutlet properly.
"Look man I'm not even making a chicken cutlet I'm trying to make spaghetti..." Mr. Moor tried to explain.
"DONT BACKTALK ME YOU ASSHOLE" Ramsay exploded.
"I like this attitude of yours" Robert complimented.
"I'm sorry less kissing my ass and back to making pastrami" Ramsay ordered.
"Shut the fuck up I'll make whatever I want you faghot" Robert snapped back.
ToastWolf, Stickboy, and J were nearby putting forks in a toaster.
"Hey ToastWolf, tell me something. You had a weird look on your face when the gang left to get some food. Something wrong?" J asked.
"Well...to tell you the truth, I'm feeling something off about Reu." She admitted.
"What, why?"
"Remember last season? Reu had those four guys hanging around him all the time. But look now." ToastWolf said.
Reu, Alice, Lemon, StarForce, StarBird, and imallama were seated at a huge table while a fat guy ate spaghetti in front of them.
"So..." Lemon tried to push the conversation forward.
"Hold on" the fat guy said impolitely, stuffing more spaghetti in his face
Reu looked him dead in the eye.
"Of all the haikuers that were in that alliance, Reu's the only one who made it to this season."
Ding!
"It's that time again!" Admin said cheerfully.
"Time for you to get a girlfriend" Cloud said.
"Ohoho! Up top. Memes lol" Ziggy said, giving Cloud a high five.
"Just start singing" Admin ordered.
"Hey let's jam to some good Sonic music to help flow some lyrics in" Riley said, putting Rooftop Run on from his phone an bobbing his head to the tune.
"You are gay." Nicholas said
[Song #2 - Too Many Cooks Redux]
Nicholas starts off with a guitar solo before the lyrics kick in.
Bless: Too, many cooks, in the kitchen today
Cloud and Bless: Too, many cooks, in the kitchen today
Grenade Cloud and Bless: Too, many cooks, in the kitchen today
Slaiyer Choir: Too, many cooks, in the kitcheen, riight, noow...
Nicholas: Yes, that is true! It takes a lot to make a stew
ToastWolf: You take, the moon, and you take, the sun (hey!)
Blooberri: You take everything thaaat, seeeems like fun
J: A dash of looove to, maake it nice!
Alice, Lemon, Mike, StarBird, StarForce, and Reu: It sucks that we're being held captive by, an obese Italian mob
Gordon Ramsay is screaming at Pseudonym.
Pseudonym: My ears are ble-ed-ING, I could use a cotton swab
Rydli: The key to making pasta...lies in your heart...
Ziggy; Just take my hand
DryBones: We're in this together
Shinxy: To win...we need, each, other~
Stickboy: Too, many cooks, in the kitchen today
Sunnia and Stickboy: Too, many cooks, in the kitchen today
Gingerale Sunnia and Stickboy: Too, many cooks, in the kitchen today
Jacob Choir: Too, many cooks, in the kitcheen, riight, noow...
Nicholas does another guitar solo.
Isaac: There's a lot for us to brew
Robert: There's a lot for us to brew
Berserker: There's a lot for us to brew
Robot: There's a lot for us to brew
Sam: ONIONS, (shrek!) MIXED WITH PEPPERS! Don't forget to mix it twice
Sam mixed the onions and peppers.
Luke: A scoop, full of kids, to add, to the spice...
Luke stirs up his pot.
Riley: Sexy, chicken cutlet, dabbed with tomato sauce
Riley pours he sauce on his cutlet.
Element: This is bad for my teeth cause, I never floss
Kirby, Eden, Marrowksy, Jacob, Jp, and Pantz: Sure is a lot to see n-ow, here in It-a-ly
The six are running through a parade as confetti and balloons rain around them.
Jp: Leaning towers and coli-seums!
Kirby: The sight fills me with glee!
Joe: The recipe for ravioli, starts with you and me
DaUser: Just take my hand
Carz: MY DICK IS RUBBER
Mr. Moogle: To win...we weed, each, other
Slaiyer Choir: Too, many cooks, in the kitchen today
Jacob Choir: Too, many cooks, in the kitchen today
Both teams: Too, many cooks, in the kitchen today
The Twelve looking for food: Too, many cooks, in our waay riight noow
Nicholas does one last guitar solo.
Slaiyer Choir: There's a lot for us to brew (onion onion equals Shrek)
Jacob Choir: There's a lot for us to brew (onion onion equals Shrek)
Slaiyer Choir: There's a lot for us to brew (onion onion equals Shrek)
Jacob Choir: There's a lot for us to brew (onion onion equals Shrek)
[le big finish]
Marrowsky tossed Rydli a bottle of vinegar and a box of tacos to Ziggy.
"Here's your stuff" Marrowsky said, then leaning back on a lawn chair to get some rest.
"Anime thumbs up. Top lol thanks mate" Ziggy said.
"Wait you're not gonna help prepare the food?" Rydli asked.
"I did my part, don't want to take up too much work from the rest of the team" Marrowsky replied, putting his arms behind his head.
Mr. Moogle was watching from the other side.
"Hey Stickboy can I borrow your glasses?" Mr. Moogle asked.
"Uh, sure. I don't see the purpose but why not" Stickboy said, handing Mogoe the glasses.
Mr. Moogle put the glasses on and then chuckled, then tipped his glasses up.
"Foolish mistake, it appears they have chosen to make tacos. Little do they know that is a MEXICAN dish!" Mr. Moogle laughed maniacally.
"Mexican?! That's where Bless is from! F*ck Bless!" Nicholas said.
"Anyone else feeling a little under the weather?" Joe asked.
"No shut up" Cloud responded
Lukeguy walked over and barfed all over Cloud.
"Now that you mention it I'm feeling a little-" Cloud tried to say but then he sneezed and fell backwards and hit his head off a stove.
"lol memes...memes...m...'zmzmzz" Zoggy fainted.
"What the hell is going on with everyone?" Rydli asked himself, looking around to see everyone but Marrowsky looking very ill.
Kirby, Jacob, Jp, Eden, and Pantz returned with some bags of ingredients.
"Hey everyone! How's the cooking going?" Kirby asked.
"Not well, it looks like everyone suddenly got sick at the same time except for me Marrowsky and you guys" Rydli explained.
"Uh...what happened while we were gone?" Eden asked.
"Nothing I just distributed some candy to encourage every...one..." Rydli rubbed his chin.
Robert snickered like a snickers bar from his side, watching the whole scene.
[Robert in le confession toilet]
"You see I knew about J giving candy to the other team...so I thought it would be interesting to mix thing up a bit with it..."
[le flashback]
Robert is farting vey violently into a stack of candy.
[le end]
[le double end]
"If I die...tell my family...I hate them..." Lukeguy said on the ground, closing his eyes and falling back.
"Looks like it's up to us" Jacob said, pulling his sleeves back.
"Ahh actually it's kinda chilly..." Jacob said, putting his sleeves back down.
"Let's get cooking..." Jp said.
Alice, Mike, Lemon, StarForce, StarBird, and Reu were still sitting at the table with the fat guy eating lotsa spaghetti.
"Ashhrhrhaha pleasure to be shahs u sainted with uousshsjsjsj glib glib" fat guy said.
"hey Reu maybe you can use your Italian powers to get us out of here" Lemon whispered.
"Italian powers." Reu repeated dully.
"Caesar! Bring me Caesar!" Fat guy demanded, slamming his fist off the table.
"Caesar, like the salad?" StarForce asked.
"You fool, why would a fat person want a salad? Cleanly he's talking about the monkey" Alice said.
"Yeah StarForce use your head" Lemon said.
"Oh sorry, hehe alright then..." StarForce twiddled his thumbs.
Out came Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli, carrying a plate of ink pasta.
"Here you go." he said, placing it on the table, and the fat guy slurped it up.
"Whoa..." Reu said.
"Well hello there" Caesar said, smiling to Madorky. He sat next to her, holding a fancy necklace in one hand and a glass of wine in the other.
"When you remove this at night, please think of me" Caesar said, kissing it.
"Cool" Alice said.
"Alice you just met this..." Reu started.
Caesar leaned in for a kiss but Reu took a fork and picked up some squid pasta and tried to slap it off Caesar's face, but he deflected it. Reu's hat fell off and Caesar caught it, putting it on himself in one fluid motion.
"MAH SLAGHETI" fat guy screamed.
"Uh..." StarForce said starting to sweat.
Reu tabbed the table and flipped it over.
"Run!" Alice said, and the six of them ran as fast as they could out he restaurant.
Caesar got up but fat guy stopped him. A bunch of mob members ran after them shooting bullets randomly and missing each one because as with fictional stories bullets always miss against the protagonists.
"Keep an eye on that one. We need him." he said.
The six ran as fast as they could until they got back to the kitchen area.
"Look you long enough, did you get anything?" Stickboy asked.
"Here I managed to get this" Alice said, handing him a bottle of paprika.
"Paprika? Really? That's your big ingredient." Stickboy raised his eyebrows.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DON'T BITCH AND MOAN" Ramsay said, punching Stickboy and making him fall down.
"Can we get this thing going already we should probably leave like soon..." StarForce said nervously.
"SHIT UP" Ramsay screamed.
"Ahhh!" StaForce screamed back, putting his hands over his head scared.
Robert was chopping onions when he saw a bunch of cut up peppers next to one of the Troll Slaiyers' stoves from across the river. He looked around cautiously then snuck over and took them, adding them to his dish.
"Alright, times up everyone. The judging will now begin!" Admin declared.
"Where have you been? I haven't seen you in hours" Rydli asked.
"It doesn't matter" Admin said.
"Sonic reference" Riley said.
"Ok whatever, bring your first dishes up" Admin ordered.
Blooberri and Sunnia brought over a plate of pizza and placed it on the judging table, Jacob brought over pizza in a cone. The judges were Admin, Gordon Ramsay, and of course Chef Imboo.
"Wait a minute...isn't that the same thing we made?" ToastWolf asked.
"Uh no, we prepared a pizza ice cream cone. Y'know, something original." Jacob said
The three judges took some bites of the pizza and the pizza cone.
"Pizza, is good. But the ice cream pizza? Out of this world! Amazing, hands down!" Admin said.
"Awful, both of them. The shittiest fucking pizza I've ever eaten. Crust is hard, too saucy, and the pepperoni is not fresh. The ice cream is terrible as well, it falls all over he place and it burns my mouth from how shorty it is Gordon Ramsay said, giving s thumbs down.
"I like them both they are good but ice cream wins because ice cream" Imboo said.
"Troll Slaiyers get the first point!" Admin said cheerfully.
"Woohoo!" some of the Troll Slaiyers cheered, and others groaned from sickness.
"Did Ziggy finish his secret weapon?" Jp asked.
"I don't know.." Eden said.
"I finished...le meme..." Ziggy said, tacos in hand, carefully placing the finishing touches and coughing.
Alice and Reu brought out a plate of spaghetti and placed it on the table. Ziggy brought out a plate of tacos with spaghetti in them.
"Ok this is just plagiarism they are stealing our ideas!" Gingerale complained.
"No Kys fam they have nothing to do with each other" Ziggy said.
The judges ate teh spaghetti.
"Mm, you know, these are both pretty good! I like the paprika" Admin said.
"yes" Imboo agreed.
"Shittiest thing on the planet, which creatures conceived these creations because both deserved to be fired killed chopped up and then baked into a cake so I can eat them digest and shit them out where they belong" Gordon Ramsay said.
"Alright, both are good, but I have to say the winners are the spaghe-"
"WAIT! Stop the inhumanity!" someone called out. If was Carly from iCarly!
"Uh, who are you?" Admin asked.
"Carly from iCarly" Carly said.
"Juicy, I'm ready for some iCarly rp!" Mike said.
"These spaghetti tacos are copyrighted by my brother Spencer! You can't allow them to use them in this silly little contest of yours!" Carly pleaded.
"Why would they be copyrighted can't you argue all food is copyrighted if that were the case?" Grenade asked.
"Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to ignore Grenade for he is high right now" Isaac said.
"That is true hahaja bro I am so gickibg high right meow" Grenade said.
"Right, okay then. Spaghetti from Team Jacob wins then" Admin said.
"Yay!" Team Jacob cheered.
"FUCK you Carly" Sam screamed.
"Excuse me? Who are you?" Carly asked.
"I'm Sam" said Sam.
"Sam...oh my God...Sam it's been so long...you look so much...less masculine..." Carly said.
"What!" Sam said pusses off.
"Sam we have so much catching up to do!" Carly said, grabbing Sam and dragging him off.
"Uh wait! No fuck your Im Sam you can't tell me what to do bitch!'nn no!" Sam screamed.
"K. So, final dishes, bring them out bros" Admin ordered.
Robert and Mr. Moogle brought out a chicken cutlet, Jp and Kirby brought out a plate of chicken parmesan.
"Hey wait I thought we were gonna use an animal..." Shinxy coughed.
"Yeah change of plans I actually want to win this challenge, and actually chicken is an animal so..." Rydli said.
"The deciding meal..." Admin exclaimed.
[Kirby in le confession toilet]
"We worked hard on this I think we can win!"
[le end]
[Robert in le confession toilet]
"They don't stand a chance with my fucking secret weapon"
[le end]
The judges all ate the meals, the teams watched over eagerly in anticipation of the results.
"Italiano" Imboo said.
"Fucking trash these are the worst chefs I've ever had the displeasure of being experienced to" Ramsay said.
"You know I thought having you on would be fun but you're kind of giving off a bad vibe here..." Admin said.
"Anyways, I think the best meal here is from..."
Both teams leaned over nervously.
They were interrupted by a bunch of Italian mob members lead by Caesar showing up and shooting their guns in the air.
"Wow top rude" Ziggy said.
"Uh hey we should just go" StarForce suggested.
"What is this!" Admin asked.
"We came looking for some paprika" Caesar said.
"See what happens when you let StarForce lead you guys somewhere" Stickboy burped.
"I'M SORRY OK" StarForce panicked.
Isaac pulled a rope and a bunch of raviolis rained from the sky and crushed all of the Italians.
"Ayy"
"Yooo"
"Ayyyy"
"Ayy"
"Oooh"
"YaA"
"Come ooon"
"Prestooo"
"Ay yo wise guy" they all screamed as they fell over and out of consciousness.
"What the hell was that?" Element asked.
"I told you guys I make a mean ravioli, they wouldn't let me make some so I just set it up as a booby trap just for fun" Isaac said.
"Ok lol" Cloud said.
"Right...anyways Team Jacob wins, great job. Fantastic dish!" Admin said.
Team Jacob cheered.
"What was that spicy taste?" Admin asked.
"Peppers" Robert grinned.
"Peppers? You don't mean peruvian peppers do you?" Gordon Ramsay asked.
"I don't know I just stole them there wasn't a fucking label" Robert said.
"Peruvian peppers are banned from cooking contests" Ramsay said.
"What.." Robert said astonished.
"You idiot haven't you ever seen Drake and Josh?" Cloud asked.
"How could they be banned, you didn't say that before! This is just a random challenge on this show we don't have to abide to some random rule" Robert complained.
"These are definitely peruvian puff peppers...sorry asshole looks like we're gonna have to disqualify the dish" Gordon Ramsay said.
"In that case...Troll Slaiyers win by default!" Admin said.
"Yay, my favorite form of winning!" Joe said, and she and the rest of the Slaiyers cheered.
"No. NO! NOOOOOOOOO!" Sam screamed.
"What's the matter, Sam?" Carly asked.
"I stubbed my toe..." Sam said.
"Now that was fun. Mind if I tag along as your plane's personal chef?" Gordon Ramsay suggested.
"No I'm the chef" Imboo said.
"I'm sorry what! You're just a kid, my cooking would be far superior to yours" Gordon Ramsay said.
Imboo narrowed his eyes, then picked up the judging table and slammed it off Gordon Ramsay's head.
"Oh really? Birch I'll show you! I challenge you to a cook off!" Gordon Ramsay challenged.
"Ok gay bring it on" Imboo said.
"Right okay save it for next episode, we don't have much time left." Admin said.
"Wait do we still get our dinner prize?" Kirby asked.
"Oh yes, of course, an all you can eat buffet of Italian cuisines near the leaning tower of Pisa" Admin said.
"Awesome!" Pantz said.
"Alright!" Grenade said.
"Now that's something I can enjoy" Marrowsky added.
"But Team Jacob...you got someone to eliminate...who will it be? Meet me on the plane in two hours, where one haikuer's trip will be cut short..." Admin said.
All of Team Jacob sighed, looking around nervously trying to decide who to vote off. Reu looked over and saw Caesar leaning against a building. The two's eyes connected for a short moment before Caesar turned around and walked away.
The Troll Slaiyers were enjoying their autistic *authentic Italian cuisine and gazing around at the Italian scenery. Some Italian girls giggled and blushed as they watched Rydli eat his veal. Rydli just trolled *rolled his eyes and continued to eat.
"Hey...do you mind if feel your muscles?" one of the Italian girls asked.
Rydli sighed.
"Alright, fine, but don't hurt it it's delicate. Need this arm for my tennis game" Rydli explained.
"We should turn that into a shitpost" Cloud noted.
Pantz chuckled from the other side of the table.
Lukeguy just sighed sitting alone at his table, feeling a pain in his stomach.
Marrowsky took a group photo.
Shinxy sneezed.
Also sneezing was J, sitting in the back row in the elimination chamber. To his left was Blooberri, Sunnia, and Lemon, and to his right Alice, Riley, and Reu.
In the middle row sat Mr. Moogle, GingeraleDragon, Nicholas, Isaac, Robot, and StarForce. Finally in the bottom row there was Berserker, StarBird, ToastWolf, Robert, Stickboy, Mike, and lastly Sam.
[Nicholas in le confession toilet]
"So many pathetic performances to choose from, oh well at least this means getting rid of these Useless Team Members won't leave me any regret"
[le end]
"Man that Carly girl really didn't want me to leave" Sam said, rubbing his back.
"You're really good at iCarly rp Samlogan!" Mike complimented.
"Have I mentioned how awesome it is that me and Mike are on the same team? Because it is we are a fu*king beast duo..." Nicholas said.
"Ikr samesies! We're totes twitches!" Mike said.
"Alright, settle down everyone. This is your first elimination of the season. After tonight, only 19 of you will move on, and only 38 haikuers will be left on the plane. You all casted your votes on the haikuer passport you want to expire. If you receive a Mountain Dew can you will move on. The one who doesn't receive the can will leave Haiku Drama World Tour. And they can't come back, ever." Admin said.
Everyone looked around kinda nervously.
"Yeah yeah I've been here 3 seasons I get the gist" Mr. Moogle said.
"Right, Moogle, haha Moogle. Oh Moogle. Moogle. My man Moogle. Man, oh Moogle. Moogle. Moogle...Oh Moogle, that's classic Moogle. Moogle man, that's so Moogle. Rightfully so, you receive a can of dew" Admin said, tossing a can to him.
"Epic I can be MLG Now..." Moogle said, catching it.
"Also safe tonight are Nicholas, Lemon, Blooberri, Sunnia, Riley, StarBird, ToastWolf, Reu, aaaaaaaaand Sam.
"THE MAN" Sam cheered, retrieving his Mountain Dew can.
"Awesome Shadow we live another day" Riley said.
"Hmf" Riley's Shadow the Hedgehog plush said.
GingeraleDragon, Robot, Isaac, Berserker, StatForce, Robert, J, Mike, Alice, and Stickboy were left.
[Isaac in le confession toilet]
"I-I'm really nervous about this...I hope I don't get voted off, oh man I should have helped the team more..."
[le end]
[J in le confession toilet]
"Haha my team wouldn't vote for me would they? Haha haha ha...no..."
[le end]
"Also safe are Isaac, Robot, Berserker, Mike, and GingeraleDragon" Admin announced, to which they all got up and claimed their Mountain Dew proudly.
StarForce, Robert, J, Alice, and Stickboy were left.
"...J...and Madorkt..." Admin said, tossing the cans.
"whew" J said in relief.
"StarForce, Robert, and Stickboy...one of you are going home...will it be the one who stirred up trouble with an Italian mafia? The one who cursed the team's victory with peruvian puff peppers? Or the...guy with the potty mouth?" Admin asked rhetorically.
"Hehehe..." StarForce twiddled his thumbs.
"Yeah okay, just give me my can already." Stickboy said impatiently.
"Meh" Admin shrugged, tossing the can to Stickboy.
It was down to StarForce and Robert. StarForce was shaking nervously, Robert had a bored expression his face, like he was aware he already won.
"Flight attendants...this is the final Mountain Dew can...and it goes..."
StarForce closed his eyes and crossed his fingers.
"To..."
Robert narrowed his eyes
"StarForce!" Admin said.
"Yes! I knew you guys cared about me yes yes!" StarForce said, jumping up and down.
"Haha like I'd let the Latias to my Goodra down..." Nicholas said.
"What? Are you fucking kidding me? Jesus shit fuck you all. How many times am I gonna be the second one voted off?" Robert complained.
"Twice." Robot said.
"Wait...so Robot and Robert aren't the same person?" J asked.
"Un-fucking-believable. You know, I messed up. Who cares! If you want to mix situations around we all failed in some way! Screw your ll Haiju, duck yohfuck you you're all mother ducking faghot basement dwellings semen quenching dick whore ass botched who should Kys fuck you fuck you fuck yohfuck you!" Robert screamed.
"Dude, chill out" Admin said, slamming a parachute in Robert's hand and out of the plane.
Team Jacob gathered around the door to see their first teammate fall.
"Yes...good..." Nicholas said.
"Well, get some rest all, and good luck in the next challenge." Admin said, and some of the members reluctantly dispersed to their unpleasant sleeping quarters.
Reu stayed behind, staring out the plane and into the Italy skies. He looked back at his team and sighed, then followed behind.
Meanwhile in the first class section the Troll Slaiyers were relaxing.
"Two words. Category movies.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _" DryBones said.
"Is there a Q?" Bless asked.
"No. The answer is National Treasure." DryBones said.
"What the heck I didn't even get a second chance" Bless complained.
"Ok. Two words, a phrase from the show Victorious.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _" DryBones said.
"ok andre" Bless said
"No it was "hi trina"" DryBones corrected.
"Why would that line stick out from the others?" Eden asked.
"DryBones did you change the answer because he correctly guessed it and you didn't want to lose?" Grenade asked.
"No." DryBones said.
"Someone need a spankin" Joe said.
"Did someone say spanking? Hehe..." Shinxy replied.
[Element in le confession toilet]
"Kill me"
[le end]
J was walking down the hall, coughing. From the opposite side Marrowksy was walking, on his way to the bathroom.
"Hey, Jonah, how are you feeling?" he asked.
"Oh...hi Marrowsky. A little sick" J said.
Marrowsky tossed a candy bar in the air as he passed him, and J caught it in his palms.
He looked over his shoulder to see Marrowsky walking closer to the end of the hall, not looking back.
"Snagged you this. Better?" he asked.
J unwrapped the snickers bar and took a bite.
"Better." J repeated.
J continued to walk down the hall back to the loser cabin.
[Rydli in le confession toilet]
Rydli is chewing on some peppers, holding one in his hand. He's sitting relaxingly with one foot in the toilet seat.
"Y'know, after the whole candy incident, I thought it'd only be fair to "spice" things up with a little peruvian trap...lesson be learned, Robert. Don't ever mess with The Rydli."
[le end]
"And with that, the day concludes. Where will the haikuers go next? Who will win the cook-off? Will there be memes? The answer to all of these questions is yes. Tune in next time on HAIKU! DRAMA! WORLD TOUR!" Admin signed off.
End of Day 4
Initiation at 5.26%
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