Thanks for all the reviews, hope you said Happy Birthday to Mangarific! Here is the first event! (BTW, Gary's last name is pronounced Creeper. But spelled, Criper. Just letting you know, otherwise it wouldn't be funny, which it isn't anyways, but who cares?)
"Welcome to 'Why am I doing this again?' with your host- Gary Criper!" a loud announcer voice said. Gary walked onto the screen, in all his creepiness, and smiled.
"Welcome to our new show! We have characters from Fullmetal Alchemist and two random girls, as the first contestants. Please welcome, Mangarific, Sandy, Roy, Riza, Ed, Al, Winry, Armstrong, Fuery, Breda, and Havoc!!"
Said people all walked out on stage, Sandy having recovering from that rude attack, was slightly swaying, but the others were fine, and that's all anyone cared about anyways, so I'll shut up and move on to the next sentence, okay?
"So, tell us your name and something about yourself." Gary said, addressing the group.
"Alex Louis Armstrong at your service! I am the Strong Arm alchemist, and these are my beautiful muscles!" Armstrong said, leaping in front of everyone, of course ripping off his shirt.
"Jean Havoc, cigarette smoker for life." Havoc said, waving slightly.
"Roy Mustang, Flame Alchemist and-"
"AND SEXY!!! Hah, ha, my name is Sandy. Future Mrs. Roy Mustang!"
"Never going to happen. I'm Mangarific, and unfortunately her best friend."
"Riza Hawkeye, I'm good with guns so be afraid, that means you crazy fan girl."
"Heymens Breda, anyone have any chess tips?"
"Kain Fuery, I like technical stuff."
"Winry Rockbell, automail maker."
"Alphonse Elric and has anyone lost their cat because I have one."
"Edward Elric, Al's OLDER brother. And if you call me short I'll rip off your legs and stick them on your head!!"
"And that's our contestants…now. Our first challenge is going to be easy since it is the first one; all you have to do is walk across our balance beam without falling in the pit of mud below. Any questions?" Gary asked. Everyone shook their heads, and he smiled creepily. Even creepier than bastard Archer and that fucker Tucker, combined. Yeah, that's how creepy it was.
He showed them the balance beam, the very high balance beam. "You'll be going in this order, so pay attention. Riza, Armstrong, Winry, Mangarific, Roy, Sandy, Al, Breda, Ed, Havoc, and Fuery. Oh, and you're also timed so hurry up!" he explained.
"I'm last? Well, I guess it's better than having to go first…go Riza! I mean, Lieutenant." Fuery said. Riza walked up to the platform, sighing. This was so stupid, why was she doing this? She got to the beginning of the balance beam, and waited for the signal to go.
"BEEEEEEEEP!!!!" the signal went and she started making her way across. It was very easy, and as she thought that, a whirring started and out of nowhere, balls started coming at her.
"WHAT THE HELL!" she shouted, as she desperately tried to avoid the balls. Thankfully she did, and made it across without falling.
"Good job Riza!" Roy shouted, and she glared down at him for some reason unknown, even to the author, she just put it in because she wanted to so deal with it!
"Next up, is Armstrong!" Armstrong walked to the balance beam, and started walking when the signal beeped. Surprisingly he was very agile and was able to easily dodge the balls, which was the case with Winry too. And then it was Mangarific's turn.
"Come on Mangarific! You can do this!!" Sandy screamed at her friend. Mangarific started walking but when the balls started coming, she started sprinting. "WATCH OUT THERE IS A BALL COMING, GOOD JOB YOU MISSED IT!!! KEEP GOING!!!" Sandy continued to yell until she had made it across safely. And Roy…
"AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!" he screamed, (yes he screamed, very girl-ishly might I add), as he ran across the beam, almost slipping but he managed to catch himself at the end. "Damn!" Ed muttered.
"I'M COMING ROY BABY!!!!!" Sandy screamed, totally ignoring the balls, running towards the other end, where Roy was; when it was her turn.
"Go Al! I'll even let you keep a cat if you make it across!" Ed said, and Al's eyes widened.
"Do you mean it brother?"
"Yes, now go!" Al ran, ducking here and there, the only thing on his mind- CATS!! He made it across and took out the cat he had hidden in his jacket.
"Al! Oh whatever." Ed complained. Up next was Breda, who looked at the mud below nervously. He started running when the timer started, but when the first ball came, he moved to not be hit, but unfortunately got hit, and fell below into the mud. "Oh, I'm sorry Breda, but you're out!" Gary said, as Breda tried to get out of the mud.
Ed looked just a bit nervous, seeing as someone got out, and went up to the beam. But no worries, because Ed was so totally awesome and made it across safely, but it wasn't that way for Havoc. He started to cough and got distracted and was pushed off the beam by an incoming ball.
"Well, that's what you get for smoking!" Sandy yelled and Havoc just flipped her off from below.
"Go Fuery! You got this!"
"You can do it!"
"I bet you five bucks he falls."
"Roy, stop being such an insensitive bitch!" Mangarific said. They all watched as Fuery got on the beam, looking green. He started walking very slow and, then the balls started coming.
"AGGGHHH!" he shouted, he got lucky and missed the first couple, but got hit by of the balls. He went over, but amazingly managed to hold onto the side, and shimmied the rest of the way.
"Hey! That's cheating!" Havoc complained.
"No, that's creative thinking!" Mangarific replied. Fuery was very shaken, but was safe.
"You owe me five bucks!"
"But he didn't fall!"
"What do you call it then, when he FELL over the beam. I never said he had to hit the mud you know." Roy said.
"AGHH! Whatever, you're just not getting five bucks from me." Mangarific said.
"Hey Mustang, stop being an ass for just one second!" Ed yelled.
"Don't call him an ass! I mean, he has a nice one, but don't call him an ass!" Sandy shot back.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP!"
"And that was our first event! With Mangarific in the lead, with Riza close behind, and then Armstrong and Winry tied for 3rd, stay tuned for our next event!" Gary said, and the cameras then turned off. Gary walked over to the group who was trying to comfort Fuery and ignore Roy (though Sandy wasn't), all except for Havoc and Breda who were sitting in emo corners, because they got out.
"Well, I must say, I'm surprised. Congratulations on getting past the first challenge, and get ready for the next one. Havoc and Breda, I'm sorry but I'll have to ask you to leave and sit backstage, where you can watch on the monitors there." He said, not looking sorry at all.
"Great, that is just fucking great." Havoc said.
"Jeez, who knew he was such a sore loser?" Sandy asked.
"Well, I didn't but I guess we'd better rest. If that was easy, I would hate to see what the next one is going to be." Mangarific said, and they all walked over to the benches to sit down. The second event was promised to be harder than the first, so what will it be? Keep reading!
So, poor Havoc and Breda…well Breda. Havoc's being stupid. Sorry for it being short, but the next chapter will be the second event. Can anyone guess what it will be? I can guarantee you'll get it wrong, but if it gets me reviews, go ahead! REVIEW OR I WILL FIND YOU!!!!