Kek gazes upon New Kek City. Peace, once more. He takes a seat in his chair, reading ancient lore. The Ring of Big Man Tyrone by his side. This ancient ring contains one of the 6 cancer stones. The search history stone. He hears a knock on his dore. 4 spacey bois shoe up. teh gardiuns of the universe. Remy the rat, teh lorax, cash me ouside gal, and dave beautista and spaghet boi. henlo kek sez. the gardiuns se that they will help kek keep the cancer stoje safe from shrek and his four stoje theives, donkey, knuxkles, hitlur, and dick assley. Ten, spoderman, ans sanic cum to kekz house. we will hellp 2. berry b benson and pepe say the same. then john cena cums. shfek stole my cancer ston. pls help. kek sayz ok.