Vaati And A Crazed Fangirl

by inkspl0tch

Vaati finds out that he has a fangirl after him, and this one isn't as ... shy as the others. He isn't sure whether to be confused, flattered, outraged, or just plain creeped out. But he does know, that he may be able to use this to his benefit.

2. The Crazed Fangirl

RAAAHHH. No reviews, no feedback, I have no idea where to take this.. And I haven't updated this in so long I forgot what stuff I did know. This is bad. So I'll just make it up as I go along! Funny thing is, I've realized no one seems to like my stories when they're typed out like this. Amiright? Oh well, I shall type the story now x'3

"We have no idea how she got in here. But she infiltrated all security and everything…" he said.

Vaati sighed, closing his eyes. "Send her in here." he ordered, mentally face palming.

The Minish servant exited the room, and a few seconds later came back with a girl who seemed to be about 17. She had long brown hair with sideswept purple bangs, blue eyes, dark eye make up, and wore skinny jeans, converse, and a band tee. In other words, she was a typical fan girl. And Vaati noticed this as soon as she walked in. So he decided to perform a test to check her level of fan girl rabid-ness. And whether or not he was safe to be alone with her.

"What is your name?" Vaati said in the nicest tone he could, forcing out a smile. It is, as it turns out, extremely difficult to be nice to someone who broke into your hideout- especially when you thought the security was fool proof.

Her smile widens, as she tries to cool it. In her head, she couldn't think straight. Fortunately, her outside demeanor reflected the opposite of her thoughts.

"Hoshiko! It'!" she says. Okay, well… It was still nothing like the jumbled thoughts inside her head.

Vaati once again, sighs. "Tell me… do you like Yaoi?"

"Yowwie?" asks the Minish servant. Vaati waves him off, looking at Hoshiko for a response.

"Ew, yaoi. I especially hate it when they pair you up with Link." she replies, sticking her tongue out.

Vaati visibly relaxes. If she doesn't like yaoi, then she must not be too rabid, and therefore safe, at least, at the moment. But then he cringes again, thinking of the time he saw VaatixLink yaoi hentai. He hasn't been the same since.

Looking at the Minish servant, he gestures to the door. "You are dismissed." he says formally. The Minish servant exits, leaving Vaati and Hoshiko alone.

Then to Hoshiko, "Sit. We have a lot to… discuss." So they both sit down at a table and chairs, sitting across from each other.