HEY! HEY! HEY! This is not exactly a story but each chapter is a random story we made up with Vampire Knight! So to not get you confused they are all separate stories by me and other people! Its mainly weirdness and humor. Enjoy!
None of the authors own Vampire knight!
REVIEWS WILL BE LOVELY!!! THANK YOU! IDEAS ARE WELCOME TOO!
One day in Cross Academy
Kaname: Aidou, what are you doing in my chair?!
Aidou: Yo Kaname I'm sorry. S-O-R-R-Y.
Kaname: You know what I'm gonna do to you?
Aidou: No, what?
Kaname: *BITCH SLAP* Now, we are going to . . . . . the SPA!
Aidou: *gasp!* Where?
Kaname: I don't know. Ask Kain.
10 minutes later
Aidou: Hey Kain, do you know any good spas?
Kain: Yeah... Its in ...... PENNSYLVANIA!!!
Aidou: Uh huh, Thanks!
1 minutes later
Kain: *snickers* sucker!
A few more minutes later.
Kaname: Alright. Everyone in the night class and disciplinary committee will be going to THE spa in ...... PENNSYLVANIA!!!
Kain: [in his head] SHIT!!
Kaname: Alright so lets all pack our bags and skedaddle.
6 hours later
Kaname: Well, here we are.
Aidou: Uhhh... not much of what I would call A SPA...
Rima: Shaddup. Lets go in.
They all go inside.
Receptionist: Hello. Welcome to ... THE SPA! If all of you are gonna go in you must pay $799.99... each.
Zero: $799.99?!?! Who do you think is here, Jackie Chan?! *Takes out gun* If you don't let us in for free, I will end you!
Kaname: Now let's not get physical. I'll handle this. *Kaname heads to the receptionist desk* Hey you.
Receptionist: Yes?
Kaname: *SMACK* All right lets go.
p.s. Receptionist is unconscious.
In the men's SPA
Kain: Hey Aidou. Do you know how to make fire balls?
Aidou: No.
Kaname: I think I know how.
Kain: HOW?
Kaname: You have 180 degrees in your body. Try to drain all of that heat into the palm of your hand. Imagine it's like being in a tub full of HAWT sweaty guys.
Kain: But I'm in one right now.
Kaname: Then try it!
Kain: Ok. HMMMPPPHHH! *makes straining noise*
*bubbles emerge from behind him*
Shiki: Oh Kain! Did you just--?
Aidou: [not paying attention] The water is so WARM! I think I might tinkle. OOPSIE! I just did!
Zero: Oh... I feel.. faint.
Kaname: Zero! Vampires are not that weak!
Zero: Well I am. *gets out of the tub and dizzily goes to the bathroom*
At the bathroom (Zero is very dizzy)
Zero: Who are you?
Man: Well hello darling. What can I do for you ey?
Zero: *whimpers and starts to speak gibberish* Manyea. Manyeah. What nice hair! Nice EYES! Nice --
Man: ZERO?!
Zero: *snaps out of it* AHHHH!!!! *Grabs gun*
**BANG!!!**
Ichijo comes in to take a crap.
Ichijo: *gasp!* Zero! You shot Chairman Cross!
Zero: How the hell did he get here?!
In the Women's PSA!
Rima: Come on Yuuki! Jump in! Its really relaxing!
Yuuki: No! I refuse to go into a tub full of nudists!
Ruka: First of all we're not... and I repeat NOT NUDISTS! Second of all --
Maria: You guys left without me?!
Rima, Yuuki, Ruka: *GASP!* MARIA?! How did you get here?
Maria: I snuck with you. I'm a part of the night class too aren't I? I also brought a friend, Yuuki.
Yuuki: *gasp!* Yori-chan?! How did YOU get here?!
Yori: Well you see... Me and Maria squished ourselves into your bag so--
Yuuki: You snuck into my bag?! No wonder it felt like a ton.
**LOOOONNNGG Pause*
Yuuki: Maria, I think you eat too much.
Maria: Thank you! Now can I join you?
One hour later at the receptionist desk.
Kaname: Alright gang lets go home!
Zero: We flew 6 hours for THIS?!
Kaname: Yup. At least we had a great time.
Receptionist: *waking up* Ugh my head.
Zero: NOW can I shoot IT?
Kaname: *sigh* Okay.
Receptionist: *looks up at them* HEY! You still owe us --
**BANG!**
Yuuki: Zero, what's in that duffel bag?
Zero: Yo mom.
Yuuki: Lemme see. *Opens bag* HOLY SH**! Its my mom!
Shiki: *Sarcastically* NOOO Its your fembot dad.
Yuuki: How'd he get here?
Kaname: *sighs* YOu know what, you're too stupid. Merry thanksgiving! *Runs out*
Everyone turns to leave in the direction Kaname left but Kaname suddenly runs back in, BITCH SLAPS Yuuki (for being stupid) and runs back out again.