Xigbar was returning to his room after a sparring match with Axel the manual way, mostly because he felt like it. Everyone else seemed to like to warp, but he enjoyed the walk, especially on the ceiling. That was definitely the coolest part, since none of the others could pull it off. As he got closer to the door of his room, he noticed a piece of paper taped to the door. It looked almost like a printed list. He jumped down to the floor, pulled it off and began to read it.
Victim II- Xigbar
1. Reveal the anagram of his name to everyone and have them call him by that name.
2. Steal his eyepatch.
3. Replace his eyepatch with a fruity one, like a pink flower or a heart.
4. Steal his hairties.
5. Everytime he goes out to eat, ask if he qualifies for senior discounts.
6. Pinch Demyx's butt.
7. Rig his guns to only shoot confetti, glitter, or streamers.
8. Squirt him with a water gun everytime he says 'As if'.
9. Ask him if Captain Morgan is his old pirate buddy.
10. Ask him if he has a pet parrot who's name is Polly.
11. Shave his head while he's sleeping.
12. Call him Xig-Xag for a week, non-stop.
13. Steal all his alcohol and give it to the sniper nobodies.
He gritted his teeth as he entered his room, throwing the piece of paper into the trash. Well, since the person who wrote that was so interested in being shot, he'd have to find out who they were and give them what they wanted.
Outside his room, the cloaked figure raised a hand to its mouth to stifle a laugh. This was turning out even better than planned. Two down, eleven more to go.