Hi guys, second chapter of adult seb! (I saw him being born xD) The life of SP new chapter is almost done, patient is key kids :3 I want you to thank you so much for the follows, the favorites and the reviews you left! I was so worried you wouldn't like this and this was such a relief! You are the best guys. Anyway, to the chapter
Take the journal a second, he won't notice it is gone! Just a second!
Sebastian had thought taking the journal from Dipper would be a piece of cake. Grab it, read it, scan it, then return it...But Pinetree NEVER let it out of his sight!
The days following the crazy gnome event, the blond man had tried grabbing the journal from him but the boy didn't let anyone touch it, the little fuck...
And it was hard even suggesting him to lend it to him because he wasn't supposed to care about the journal and he couldn't think of a rational reason for wanting it...
'Can you believe it?! You have to ASK that brat for permission?! Just take it from his COLD hands!'
Shut up!
Practically, the journal was more his than Dipper's because it was written by HIS brother, but whatever! He had all summer to ask Pinetree for the journal...
He was in the Mindscape, trying to find between all the blurry and forgotten memories of Bill which he never personally saw but still kept, for the memory of him working with Stanford, the older Ford from Bill's universe.
"You know that you will never find it, right?" Bill floated around him giggling. "If I don't know it, it means your pathetic human brain erased it"
"You don't know many things, dorito" Seb grinned smugly when Bill2 gasped offended.
"I know you only know about the memories I SAW, so you are pretty much useless" Seb shrugged, and continued opening and closing doors.
"Wow. Rude"
"I hate you too" Seb smiled. His smile dissapeared when he saw his hands disappearing. He was waking up...
"Time to be the inmature and dumb adult you grew up to be! See ya later, kid!" Bill2 waved animately.
The disheveled blond man groaned loudly at his alarm clock ringing in his ear.
"NO! Shut up!" He whined and blasted it with fire.
Time to make breakfast for the kids...And probably find a new alarm clock.
"Kids! Breaakkfaasstt" he shouted from the kitchen. He was still in Pj's and looking nothing like the fancy handsome man he was. He placed the pancakes and syrup on the table and went back to his room.
"KIDS!" He screamed. "I'LL LET YOU STARVE IF YOU DON'T COME AND EAT!"
"Nooo!"
"We are cominnggg!"
The twins shouted from the attic.
Seb chuckled and left to his room. He took a necessary bath and with a towel around his torso, he shaved his face, removed those insufferable little hairs under his eyebrows with hair tweezers and then spent 15 minutes hydrating and fixing his blond curls with gel and hair products. Then grabbed his eyelash curler, eyeliner and mascara and worked on both his eyes, which was kind of a waste of time because he covered one eye with an eye patch, but oh well, there was nothing wrong with wanting to be fabulous.
He put on a yellow short sleeved t-shirt, his bowtie, black pants and shoes and went to meet his nephews. He was surprised Sherman and Patty haven't called to ask about their children, someone was enjoying their summer...
He went to the kitchen and found the kids eating syrup again...He sighed. And then he was the weird one...
"Ahhh! Go, Sir Syrup!" Mabel cheered on her bottle.
"Go, Mountie Man!"
He crossed his arms over his chest and watched them laugh.
"Go! Go!" The twins laughed excitedly.
"Almost... almost..." Mabel shrieked. She tapped the bottom of her bottle and the syrup dripped onto her tongue. "Yes!" She exclaimed and immediately started coughing.
"I-COF-Won!" She continued coughing.
Dipper rolled his eyes and Sebastian decided to enter to the kitchen.
"Yellow squirts!" He saluted and the coughing girl started laughing. It just made her cough more.
"Good morning, Uncle Seb" Dipper replied with a smile and continued reading the newspaper.
"Grunkle Seb!" Mabel squealed. "Did you see? I defeated Dipper in Syrup race!"
Sebastian ruffled her hair fondly as he went to the counter to get coffee or else he would pass out.
"Yes, Shooting Star...VEERRYY impressive" He rolled his eyes with a smile.
"Have you eaten?" She asked and Seb shrugged.
"Not hungry. I'll just have coffee" He didn't eat much these days anyway...
Dipper suddenly exclaimed. " Ho ho, no way! Hey guys, check this out!" Dipper showed them the newspaper and Seb leaned against the table.
"Human-sized hamster balls?" Niece and nephew asked at the same time. Dipper had the sudden urge to facepalm.
" I'm human-sized! Can I get one?!" Mabel looked at her blond uncle.
"No, no!" Dipper shook his head. "This" He pointed to a monster photo contest ad.
"We see weirder stuff than that every day! We didn't get any photos of those gnomes, did we?"
Seb and Mabel shook their heads.
"Nope, just memories... And this beard hair" She showed them the beard hair she had gotten.
Sebastian covered his mouth to keep his vomit inside and Dipper groaned.
"Why did you save that?!" Seb cried.
Mabel smiled innocently and shrugged.
"So!" Dipper looked at his uncle. "Can we go look for something now?! We could win the contest!" He squealed.
"Um...I don't know..." Seb sipped his coffee. "I was looking forward to doing something less likely that would get ourselves killed...Maybe family bonding!" He grinned like the child he was.
Dipper frowned. "Grunkle Seb, is this gonna be anything like our last family bonding day?"
The three of them shuddered at the memory. It had been archeology! How could he know it was considered by some 'grave robbing?!'
"The county jail was so cold" Mabel whispered.
"All right, all right...maybe I haven't been the best summer caretaker..." Seb shrugged. "But I swear I can make this fun! I am fun! I am the king of fun and parties!" He pouted.
'Well, it's technically me, nerd, but I get your point'
Dipper smiled slyly. "Oh yeah?!"
Sebastian put his hands on his hips. "Yeah!"
"Then, let's go find a monster!...Unless you are scared" Dipper challenged and Sebastian gasped insulted.
"What?!"
Dipper smiled smugly as his sister giggled and Seb exploded.
"Fine! Put on these blindfolds and get in the car!"
"Yay!" The twins exclaimed.
"Wait what?" Dipper frowned.
"Why was this the first place I could think of?" Sebastian lamented. Of all the magical places in Gravity Falls...The NOT WET places...he had to think of the lake?! It was even fishin' season! The whole town was out here!
"Ok! So" Dipper rubbed his hands together. "What did we come to photograph?"
Seb glanced at the lake and grimaced, taking a step further. "Uh...There! You see that rock?" Seb walked toward it and his confused nephews followed him "Legend says it moves an inch every day" He laughed nervously.
Mabel and Dipper's enthusiasm decreased and their smiles disappeared.
"What?!" Dipper demanded.
"Grunkle Seb! I thought it was something more interesting!" Mabel pouted.
"Hey! This rock can hear you, you know!" The man pouted.
I can't get close to the water, I'm going to die! I'm going to drown again!
He looked at his nephews' pouting faces and he knelt in front of them. "Hey, how about we forget about this dumb contest and get some quality family bonding very very far away from this lake!?"
Mabel and Dipper were unimpressed. He didn't care though and started guiding them back to his car.
"You know, playing Monopoly, or Ludo or Uno? In the shack? No?"
His nephews deadpanned.
"With ice-cream?" He tried. "I can teach you how to knit?" He offered and he almost convinced Mabel but a look from her brother got her pouting again.
"Guys, aside from this fantastic rock, there isn't anything interesting in this lame lake"
Suddenly, a high pitched male voice started screaming.
The twins escaped from the grip he had on their shoulders and turned around.
It was a man in his late thirties or early forties, with a long brown and white beard. He wore an old brown hat that he got from a scarecrow and brown overalls which were covered by his long beard. Around his feet, he wore white bandages. He was also almost bald.
"Ugh...Crazy McGucket..." Seb mumbled. The poor man...The portal did affect Fiddleford a lot...
"I SEEN IT! I SEEN IT AGAIN!" He ran from the dock, crashing into things and overturning tables. He even threw the sandwich of a man to the floor.
"The Gravity Falls Gobblewonker! Come quick before it scrabdoodles away!" He screamed.
The twins smiled and Seb groaned.
McGucket started dancing frantically and slapping his knee "Eh, eh, ha ha hoo! Ah, hee-hee..."
"Awww... He's doing a happy jig!" Mabel cooed.
McGucket grabbed Mabel by her shoulders. " NOOO!"
Sebastian grimaced an used a stick to separate the crazy man from his niece.
"It's a jig of grave danger!"
A woman came out of the shop, followed by a teen, probably Wendy's age, and sprayed the crazy man with water.
"Hey, hey! Now what did I tell you about scaring my customers?! This is your last warning, McGucket!" The woman threatened.
"But I got proof this time, by gummity!" The man screamed as he was sprayed with water.
"Let's go, Tate"
McGucket shook the water off him and pointed at a boat.
The teen didn't obey his mom and followed the crowd.
"BEHOLD! It's the Gobble-dy-wonker what done did it! It had a long neck like a gee-raffe! And wrinkly skin! It chawed my boat up to smitheroons, and shim-shammed over to Scuttlebutt Island! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!" He grabbed Tate by the shoulders and shook him.
Sheriff Blubs smirked from his boat. "Attention all units! We got ourselves a crazy man!"
Everyone but the Pines and the teen laugh at Crazy McGucket.
Tate McGucket, who had his hair covering his eyes, shook his head in shame. "Dad...You are embarassing me..." he walked off with his cheeks flustered.
McGucket walked away too, disappointed because no one believed him. "Aww, donkey spittle! Aw, banjo polish!..."
The Pines stayed on the dock watching everyone leave. When Seb realize where he was, he screeched.
"Let's-Let-s go, nothing to see here, kiddos"
Dipper looked at him. "Are you kidding, Grunkle Seb? Didn't you hear what that dude said?"
"Aww, donkey shpittle!"
Mabel said, mimicking the man.
The boy shook his head. "The other thing. About the monster! Grunkle Seb you gotta help us win the prize! If we can snag a photo of it, Mabel and I would win one thousand dollars!" He looked at his sister. "We could split the prize fifty-fifty!"
Mabel gasped. "That's two fifties!"
"Imagine what you could do with five. Hundred. Dollars!"
The two male Pines saw Mabel's pupils dilate, probably imagining herself in the human sized hamster ball she wanted so much.
"Is she ok?" Seb asked.
"Mabel! Mabel?Mabel!" The boy shouted, snapping his fingers in front of her face to bring him back to the real world.
Mabel looked at her brother with determination. "Dipper. I am one million percent on board with this!"
Seb shook his head. "No. Absolutely not! If you really want the money I'll buy you your absurd ball, Shooting Star but we aren't going to a monster hunt in that lake!" Seb crossed his arms, his decision final.
His twin nephews didn't care though and started chanting around him to change his mind. "Monster hunt! Monster hunt!"
McGucket suddenly appeared and joined the kids in the chant.
The three stared at him and the man blinked.
"Eh... I'll go..."
Sebastian jumped startled when a large honking sound was heard.
Soos pulled up in his boat. "You dudes say somethin' about a monster hunt?"
"Soos!" Mabel shouted excitedly.
"Wassup, hambone!" Soos and Mabel fist bumped and made explosion noises.
"Dude, you could totally use my boat for your hunt. It's got a steering wheel, chairs; normal boat stuff"
"Wow! Wow, wow!" Seb shook his hands. "Soos, don't motivate them! Come on, kids! Who wanna waste their time on an epic monster-finding adventure when we could go watch a boring movie in the shack with your Uncle Seb!"
The twins looked at Soos in his boat; he did a robot dance. Then at their uncle who was giving them an awkward smile.
The kids looked at Scuttlebutt Island in the distance and grinned to each other.
"So, whaddaya say...?" Seb smiled slightly.
"Monster hunt! Monster hunt!" The twins laughed and climbed to Soos's boat.
"Sorry, Mr. Pines. I have a special charm with kids" Soos apologized with a shrug seeing his boss fuming with rage. "But you can come with us if you want"
"Come on, Uncle Seb!" Dipper insisted and showed him the journal. "Mysteries to be unlocked!" He singsonged.
"Please, Grunkle Seb! Do it for meee" Mabel gave him the most adorable smile she could master and Seb sighed in defeat.
Soos helped him get in the S.S Cool Dude and the twins cheered seeing their uncle on board.
"You made the right choice, Mr. Pines!" Soos patted his back and handed him a life vest as Seb immediately paled, seeing the water so close to him.
'Still fearing hydrogen and oxygen? Geesh what a twig'
He put it on and made a disgusted grimace. He looked horrible with this!
He sat down on the floor with his knees drawn to his chest. He was going to die today.
Fucking great.
The S.S. Cool Dude headed to the island with two excited and grinning kids and a scared man.
Dipper stood on the stern of the boat, with a determined look on his face and one foot on the guardrail. He dramatically adjusted the visor of his cap.
Dipper turned around and shouted "Hoist the anchor!"
Soos smiled pulled up a cinderblock anchor.
"Raise the flag!"
Seb smiled despite his fear when Mabel held up a beach towel.
"We're gonna find that Gobblewonker!" His nephew shouted.
"We're gonna win that photo contest!"
"Do any of you dudes have sunscreen?" Soos suddenly asked and Dipper pouted.
"We're gonna... go get sunscreen!"
Mabel and Soos approved and they made a U-turn away from the island.
Sebaatian wasn't allowed to get out of the boat. Soos knew he would try to escape so the twins went to bring sunscreen.
"Mr. Pines, it will be fine!"
"I..." Seb didn't want to admit about his fear. "I am worried about the kids...something might happen"
He knew that wasn't necessarily true. Bill's Pinetree and Shooting Star hadn't been killed in their vacations so he guessed his nephews would be safe too.
The twins returned and they went once again in direction of the island.
Dipper started pacing on the boat in front of Mabel, Seb and Soos.
"Alright. If we wanna win this contest, we've gotta do it right! Think. What's the number one problem with most monster hunts?"
"You get killed" Seb deadpanned from his spot on the floor.
"If you're a side character, then you die within the first five minutes of the movie. Dude, am I a side character?! Do y'ever think about stuff like that?" He asked panicked.
Dipper shook his head. "No, no, no. Camera trouble! Say Bigfoot shows up. Soos, be Bigfoot?"
The man stood up and made a bigfoot pose.
Dipper coughed and in a mock acting voice he said. "There he is! Bigfoot!" He patted his life vest.
"Uh-oh, no camera!" He pulled out a camera out of his jacket.
"Oh, wait, here's one! Aw, no film!" He changed back to his normal voice. "You see? You see what I'm, doing here?"
Seb shook his head as the other nodded.
"Oh, yeah. Dude's got a point" Soos said.
Dipper smiled. "That's why I bought seventeen disposable cameras!" He started showing them the cameras as he listed off their locations.
"Two on my ankle, three in my jacket, three for each of you, two extras in this bag, and one... under my hat! There's no way we're gonna miss this!" The boy said proudly.
Seb glanced at the bag of cameras Dipper gave him without him noticing.
"Okay everybody, let's test our cameras out!"
Soos took a picture of himself and the flash startling him. "Aw, dude!" He threw the camera overboard.
Dipper laughed. "You see? This is exactly why you need backup cameras. We still have sixteen!"
A seagull flew close to Mabel.
"Ah! Bird!" The girl threw the camera at it, it flew away and fell to the water with a splash.
"Fifteen!" Dipper shouted. "Okay, guys, I repeat; don't lose your cameras!"
"Wait, lose the cameras?" Soos said confused.
Dipper screamed. "DON'T!"
Sebastian snorted. God, angry Pinetree was the best Pinetree!
"Dude, I just threw two away..." He pointed at the cameras floating on the lake.
Dipper screamed exasperated. "Thirteen! All right! We still have thirteen camer-" He accidentally crushed one with his fist and Sebastian laughed out loud. "Twelve! We have twelve cameras"
"So what's the plan?" Mabel asked and grinned. "Throw more cameras overboard or what?" She smirked, knowing it would pissed her brother.
Sebastian snorted. Mabel was right, it did.
"NO!" Dipper shouted annoyed "No. Okay... You'll be lookout, Soos can work the steering wheel, and I'll be captain"
The boat shook a little bit and Sebastian gave a manly shriek.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Mabel frowned. "What? Why do you get to be captain? "
"Because I am directing this operation" Dipper shrugged.
Mabel pouted and looked at her uncle rocking back and forth. "Grunkle Seb! Tell Dipper I wanna be captain too" She pouted.
"There can't be two captains! Besides, I don't think that is a good idea" Dipper complained and looked at his uncle waiting for his answer.
Seb rolled his eyes. He remembered when he had been a kid with his brothers. Stan had named himself captain and refused to give him a good job in their boat.
"Why not? Let her be captain too, or co-captain"
Mabel smiled widely.
Dipper frowned. "There's no such thing as co-captain"
Seb looked at his niece and grinned wickedly. "Aw. Whoops" he grabbed one of his cameras and tossed it into the water.
"Okay, fine!" Dipper screamed. "You can be co-captain..." he mumbled at his sister.
"Can I be associate co-captain?" Soos asked and Mabel authorized it.
"Do you wanna be captain too, Uncle Seb? Because apparently everyone can be captain!" Dipper gave a forced smile. They were losing time!
"Nah. I'll just await my death in this wet, smelly floor" Seb smiled.
Dipper sighed. "Ok. As first co-captain, our number one order of business is to lure the monster out with this!" He geatured at a barrel of Fish Food.
Soos took a bite of the fish food and as expected, it tasted horrible.
The Pines laughed at their friend's disgrace.
The rest of the trip went without a problem. As the boat approached
Scuttlebutt Island, they noticed fog everywhere.
Soos was at the back of the boat shoveling fish food over the side while Dipper and Mabel were at the front.
"Let's-Let's just go back...please" Seb said softly. If they were attacked, he wouldn't be able to use his powers due to fear (and fire didn't work against water) and he was going to drown...for a third time in his life and he was definitely not looking forward to it.
Neither of his nephews heard him
though and the twins continued arguing over a pelican.
"Mabel, leave that thing alone" the boy frowned.
Mabel moved the pelican's beak. "Aw, I don't mind none!"
She said as mabel again. "Hey, look, I'm drinking water!"
She tried speaking while moving the animal's beak. "Twinkle, twinkle littl-" The girl started choking on the water and coughing. The bird flew away.
Dipper groaned stressed. "Aren't you supposed to be doing lookout?"
Mabel grinned. "Look out!" She threw a volley ball at Dipper, hitting him on the arm and the boy winced while holding his hurt arm.
Sebastian sighed. "Mabel..." He warned. Mabel was stronger than her twin and that didn't give her the right to hurt him. Stanley never hurt him on purpose but he accidentally did.
"Ok, sorry! But seriously, I'm on it"
The boat jolted to a sudden stop having crashed into the shore of the stumbled and fell while Sebastian just closed his eyes waiting for his impending doom.
Mabel smiled. "See? We're here! I'm a lookout genius! Hamster ball, here we come!"
The Pines and Soos disembarked.
"Finally! We are on land!" Sebastian fell to his knees and hugged the ground.
The four people ventured into the foggy woods. Dipper led the group while carrying a lantern but Sebastian was next to him, eyeing everything potentially dangerous for his family. He felt so weak! Worrying and being jumpy for everything.
But he wouldn't let his family get hurt in his presence. Not again.
They soon came to a large sign nailed to a tree that said 'Scuttlebutt Island.'
Dipper frowned and his uncle smiled and approached the sign with Soos and Mabel.
"Hey, dude, check it out" He covered the 'Scuttle' part of the sign.
"Hehe. Butt Island" Seb laughed childishly.
Mabel snorted. "Soos, you rapscallion!" She saw her brother pouting.
"Hey! Why aren't you laughing? Are you scared?"
"Pssh!" Dipper snorted. "Yeah, right! I'm not!"
Mabel poked his nose and blew a raspberry.
"Yeah, you are!"
"Hey!" The boy dropped his lantern as Mabel continued poking him and making noises.
"Quit...! Hey! Stop! Mabel!" He whined.
Seb put his 5 fingered hand on the girl's hair. "Mabel, don't bother your brother"
Because she could say anything, they heard a growling noise in the distance.
Everyone looked in direction of the noise. Soos approached them.
"Dude, did you guys hear that?"
"What was that?" Mabel asked. "Was it your stomach?"
She started hearing Soos's abnormal stomach growling and Seb rolled his eyes. He turned around and saw a possum.
"Hey! Hey! Dipper!" He warned but it was too late. The animal took the lantern with him.
"Our lantern! Aww! I can't see anything!" Dipper cried.
"Guys. No. This shit is over. We are going back to the Shack" Seb said sternly.
Dipper gasped and glared at the man. "What?! No!"
Soos shakingly nodded. "Maybe this, uh... Maybe this isn't worth it" Seb nodded.
Of course it wasn't! He wanted to live!
"Not worth it? Guys, imagine what would happen if we got that picture!"
Sebastian rolled his eyes again when Dipper started daydreaming.
The boy snapped out of it and both twins ran off, totally determined to find that monster.
Sebastian grimaced. "Hey! Slow down!"
Soos and him walked behind the kids silently.
"Mr. Pines..." Soos said softly. "If something happens..."
Sebastian stared at his left hand and a blue flame engulfed it. He sighed and made it disappear. "I can't show them, Soos"
"If it makes you feel better, Mr. Pines...I always thought you were awesome" he smiled gently. "The little dudes will too"
Seb watched him run to catch up with the twins and sighed loudly.
They walked without any kind of direction for a while, hearing Mabel rapping and Soos beatboxing. Seb would have showed her how does a good rap sound but he wasn't in the mood.
Dipper stopped them. "Guys, guys, guys! You hear something?"
There was a growling noise, which made a flock of birds fly away.
"This is it! This is it!" The boy exclaimed and his twin and him excitedly ran toward the sound.
The two adults looked at each other and armed themselves with sticks before following the kids.
As they walked through the fog, the team spotted a silhouette and gasped collectively.
Seb couldn't believe it...The monster NEVER came out to plain sight!
"Everyone: Get your cameras ready!" Dipper instructed as he turned his own camera on. "Ready? GO!" The boy shouted.
Everyone ran toward the silhouette, armed with cameras and yelling, Soos started snapping photos at random, which wasn't really useful.
When they got closer though, they discovered the silhouette was the remains of a wrecked boat with beavers living on it.
Seb sighed relieved.
"But... but what was that noise, then? I heard a monster noise!" Dipper pouted.
It turned out to be a beaver chewing on, and sometimes activating, a rusty old chainsaw.
"Sweet! Beaver with a chainsaw" Soos exclaimed and started taking pictures of it.
"Hope it saws its head off" The blond man grinned.
Dipper ignored the worrying comment of his uncle and sighed.
"Maybe that old guy was crazy after all..."
"He did use the word 'scrapdoodle'"
Mabel mumbled.
Sebastian sat down on the shore, throwing stones as his nephew frantically paced back and forth.
"Can we please go now?" Seb feigned boredom but was actually fearing encountering the real monster. He didn't want to know what it could do to his nephews.
'Kill them fast and painless if they are lucky'
"No. We just gotta look harder! I know the monster is somewhere!"
Soos was taking pictures of a beaver posing on a stump, acting as a proffesional photographer. "Ooh, yeah! Work it! Work it! Nice! Nice! Gimme another one of those! Yeah, I like that one"
"Come on, Pinetree, McGucket lost his screws a long time ago..."
Sebastian was about to stand up when the ground shook.
Dipper and him shared a look.
"Hey... guys, do you feel that?"
The rock in front of them sunk and Sebastian frowned.
"Wait a second...Holy circles..." he gasped seeing the Gobblewonker's silhouette swimming away.
Mabel screamed and Dipper laughed happily. He grabbed his camera and started taking pictures.
"Come on! This is our chance!"
The three other people stared at the monster in front of them with their mouths opened, Dipper hadn't seen it yet so he was confused when they backed up.
"What's wrong with you guys?"
The Gobblewonker started rising.
"Dipper..." Sebastian managed to say just as Soos mumbled a scared 'Dude...'
"I's not that hard, all right?" The boy shrugged, unaware of the danger. "All you gotta do is point, and shoot. Like this!"
He turned around and realized the thing was right in front of him.
The Gobblewonker roared and Dipper dropped his camera in shock.
"Run!" Sebastian ordered and the four flew away for their lives.
During the chase, the Gobblewonker pushed a tree over and it started falling.
"NO! MABEL!" Sebastian screamed desperately. He stopped and looked back nervously at his nephews, ignoring Soos's shouts.
It almost fell over the girl but Dipper valiantly threw himself over her and they rolled out of the way.
Sebastian's heart started beating away when the kids caught up with him and they started running again.
They eventually caught up with Soos and the fat man shouted.
"Get back to the boat! HURRY!"
The monster snapped at Mabel who screamed and Soos grabbed her and put her on his back
Sebastian groaned exasperately when he saw Dipper tried to get his damn photo but he tripped, dropping the camera.
"The picture!"
Sebastian grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and carried him away. "Are you fucking kidding me, Mason?!" He angrily snap. They were fleeing for their lives for the second time in less than two weeks and the brat wanted a photo?!
"It's Dipper!" The boy shouted as his uncle carried him.
"Dude, if it makes you feel any better, I got tons of pictures of those beavers, dude!" Soos told him as they ran.
"WHY WOULD THAT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?!"
Sebastian clenched his teeth as Bill started mocking him.
'They are going to die. They will die because of you. You are a murderer, you are a monster...So scared of the water you can't get in the boat' His demon self mocked.
What?
They reached the boat and Soos started helping the kids to get in.
"Uncle Seb! Come on!"
'You will drown, you will drown'
"I-I can't...I can't...the-the water..."
"Uncle Seb we are not joking!" Dipper screamed angrily.
"I AM AFRAID OF THE WATER! OK!?" Sebastian screamed. "I CAN'T...I...can't do it again..."
His nephews angry look softened and they heard a loud monster growl.
"Not the time to talk about this!" Soos screamed and got down, forcing his boss to get on the boat.
Seb choked down a sob and Soos got in.
The movement pushed the boat back into the water and he ran towards the helm.
"Let's get outta here, dudes!"
He moved a lever and the boat started movingbackwards, just in time as the Gobblewonker roared at them.
As Dipper tried to get a photo and screamed at Soos for throwing their cameras to the water, Mabel went toward her distressed uncle.
"Uncle Seb? Why didn't you tell us?" She asked softly, patting his fluffy blond hair.
Sebastian groaned and hid his head between his knees. What a stupid move! Now they knew he was afraid!
'Like a dumb kitten...'
"I couldn't let you come here alone...I didn't want to be left out of the fun..." He tried to smile but the Gobblemonster dived into the water, forming a huge wave that moved the boat.
He screamed as the boat jumped and water fell over them.
Soos steered the ship forwards and drove away from the creature.
"Go, go, go, go, go!" The boy cried.
They started running away from the monster and seconds later Dipper's eyes widened and pointed ahead of them.
"SOOS! BEAVERS!"
The boat crashed into the old, broken boat and the poor animals flew everywhere.
They landed on the boat and started biting everything and every one.
The beavers started biting Dipper's hat, Mabel had to shake a beaver off of her arm before it bite her, Sebastian was angrily punched them and throwing them off board until he saw a beaver lunging at Soos.
His assistant stumbled away from the wheel, screaming.
Seb would have laughed if he still wasn't in this piece of floating crap.
"Shooting Star!" Sebastian pointed at the wheel and his niece quickly took control of it, steering away from the Gobblewonker.
Dipper managed to dislodge a beaver from the side of the boat and angrily threw them toward the monster, who dives and continued to chase them under the water.
Seb gripped digged his nails into the wood and closed his eyes.
The S.S. Cool Dude drove through a place with people fishing, who were overturned by the Gobblewonker behind them.
They drove past Manly Dan and his sons and the family's boat was turned over by a wave from the Gobblewonker and the redheads fell to the water.
The Gobblewonker was dangerously close to the team and Dipper ordered them to duck as the creature swiped at the boat and managed to knock the control cabin off.
Sebastian screamed even louder. "We are so going to die!" Why did he even bring them?! If it had been the forest he wouldn't be here screaming like a little boy!
Mabel, seeing a dead-end ahead paled and looked at her brother desperately. "WHERE DO I GO?!"
"Um-Um" Dipper looked around. He took out his journal and quickly flipped through the pages.
"Um... uh... GO INTO THE FALLS! I think there might be a cave behind there!"
"MIGHT BE?!" Sebastian shrieked.
They all screamed covering their eyes when the falls were just ahead of them. The boat went through the waterfall and into cave behind.
Their destroyed boat crashed, sending them into the dirt.
All wet and gasping for air, (Soos missing his shirt...for some reason) the Pines and Soos stood up, relieved they didn't get killed.
They turned around, screaming again just to see the Gobblewonker swim in after them.
They hugged each other but opened their eyes again when they saw the monster stuck in the cave entrance
"I-It's stuck!" Uncle and niece cried relieved.
"Ha ha! Yeah!Wait...It's stuck?"
Dipper ran to a higher point and tried to find a camera but he had none.
"Oh no!"
Mabel grinned and lifted her brother's hat to reveal the last surviving camera. "Boop"
Dipper laughed and started taking shots of the creature. It tried biting them a few times but everyone was smiling and laughing.
"Didja get a good one?" Mabel asked and Dipper hugged her.
"THEY'RE ALL GOOD ONES!"
"WOO! HAMSTER BALL!"
Seb grinned and picked up his small nephews with ease. "We did it! We are alive!" He smiled and hugged them tightly.
The twins laughed and hugged their wet uncle back..
"High six!" He lifted his six fingered hand and the twins gaped.
"Wow! You have a finger extra! It is great!" Mabel grinned and high sixed her uncle.
Dipper slowly high sixed him too. Six fingers...
Like the journal...
The Gobblewonker was still roaring at them and suddenly a rock fell and hit its head, making it fall down with an electric noise.
"What the...?" Dipper walked toward the fallen monster. He touched its side and winced. "Huh?"
"What's wrong?" Mabel shouted.
Dipper hit it and the thing made a metallic sound. Valiantly, the child started climbing the creature. Confused and curious, the pre teen climbed up the Gobblewonker.
"Be careful, Dipper!" Sebastian shouted before Soos could.
Dipper hummed. His uncle never called him by his name. He shrugged it off as a slip. "I've got this! Hold on!"
He disappeared from sight and then popped up from the other side. "Hey, guys! Come check this out!"
The other three people climbed up the creature, surprised at how solid and hard its surface was, and they noticed a trapdoor. Dipper looked up at his uncle, Seb nodded and Dipper turned it, causing steam to come out. They open the trapdoor causing more steam to come out.
"What the-!?" Seb exclaimed.
Inside the creature, they discovered McGucket controlling a machine.
It was Glasses all this time?! He almost fucking killed them! Seb glared darkly.
"Work the bellows and the...Eh? Aww, banjo polish!" McGucket looked up when he realized he was discovered.
Everyone gaped at the crazy man until Dipper managed to recover from his shock.
"Wha- Yo- You?! You made this? W-w-why?"
"Well, I...I, uh...I just wanted attention..." The poor man looked down.
"Well, so do everyone else dude, but we don't go around chasing people with freaking giant robot monsters!" Seb snarled, crossing his arms over his chest.
"Yeah, I don't understand" Dipper crossed his arms too.
"Well..." McGucket hummed. "Well, first I just hootenannied up a biomechanical brain wave generator, and then I learned to operate a stick-shift with ma beard!"
Seb grimaced. That was...awfully cool.
Mabel looked up at her uncle and back at the crazy man. "Okay, yeah. But why did you do it?" She asked.
McGucket fidgeted with his hands. "Well, when you get to be a fella like me, nobody pays any attention to you...I want to be with my family but they shut me out...My own son hasn't talked to me in who knows how long!" He shouted. "So I figured maybe I'd catch his fancy with a fifteen ton aquatic robut!" He started laughing like a maniac.
Mabel pouted sadly. "So, did you ever talk to your son about how you felt?"
"No, sir, I got to work straight on the robut!" A projector suddenly turned on and projected them the blueprints for the Gobblewonker on the trapdoor. "I made lots of robuts in my good days!"
He pushed a button and the image changed to one of a newspaper with a pterodactyl breathing fire on a town with the word 'chaos' as headline. "Like when my wife left me and I created a homicidal pterodactyl-tron!"
He pushed the button again and it showed the picture of a man. "Or when my pal 'Ernie' didn't come to my birthday party!" The crazy man screamed and everyone winced. He changed the picture again and it was a large robot. "And I constructed an eighty ton SHAME BOT THAT EXPLODED THE ENTIRE DOWNTOWN AREA!" He laughed like a maniac once again and Seb dragged his nephews just a tiny further away from him.
"Well, time to get back to work on my death ray!" He said with an innocent smile and ducked into his robot.
"Anyone of you have a screwdiver?" The man asked.
Seb glared.
"Well...so much for the photo contest..." Dipper took out his camera and sighed disappointed.
Seb sighed too, his adrenaline and coffee running out and feeling tired again. Man, he was getting old for this...
"Let's get out of here..." he mumbled and helped his nephews get down from the robot.
Now he hated Glasses even more now...Erasing his mind and getting cuckoo instead of convincing the stupid 'Author' to get rid of that stupid portal!
Soos and the Pines returned to the shore with their destroyed boat, Sebastian was too tired to complain.
"Hey, dudes! You up for fishing? We can rent a boat and there is no one here!" Soos offered with a huge smile.
The twins grinned, looking forward to doing something not dangerous after their crazy adventure of today, but then glanced at their uncle.
He had said he hated water...
Seb grinned easily. "It's fine, kids...Go with Soos. I-I'll be in the car..."
The blond man started walking when Mabel called him. "Hey Grunkle Seb!"
Seb turned around and was attacked with a sudden flash. He blinked and noticed his giggling niece was holding a camera.
"I was actually hoping we could go watch that movie with you..." Mabel smiled sweetly and her brother smiled too, looking at his uncle's eye.
"Yeah...Being in the lake got boring anyway" He shrugged bored but with a smile.
Sebastian smiled widely, showing off his huge fangs and picked up his nephews, laughing. "You sure?"
They nodded adorably and Seb hugged them. Not many people had been kind enough to do the things he liked...
"Soos, you up to see some cheeky movie on Tv?"
"Of course, Mr. Pines!" The half-naked man smiled.
"But, put on a shirt in the shack, for god's sake" Seb rolled his eyes, but he was still smiling.
The four of them had so much fun in the shack. They made popcorn and had tons of junk food piled up on the floor as they watched Tv. Then, they ordered pizza and played almost all the games they had, including Uno, Pictionary,Ludo, Jenga, Battleship in pairs (Seb and Dipper won) and then they had a heated game of Monopoly.
Neither of them mentioned about Seb's little declaration back in the lake and he was grateful for that, he didn't want them to think he was weak.
He didn't know though, that Mabel's new goal for the summer was making her uncle lose his fear to water!
But, that is another story...
;) I think we all know when she will do that (At least i think you do) See ya next chapter! Lil gideon gets in the mix (I am skipping one chap) and the twins get REALLY surprised ;)
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