Inkman: Forever Chapter 2, a splatoon fanfic

Inkman: Forever
Chapter 2

"Hahahahahaha!" One Punch Fan laughed as she clobbered through an armored car as she ran behind Inkman, "Stop playing hard to get, Inky!" she blew kisses at him.

"Lady, I have a partner." Inkman grumbled as he kicked his heels and made his Spring Slinkies eject hm up to the air, "I hope she can't fly..." he said to himself as he started to glide, catching an updraft in between the tall buildings of Downtown Inkopolis.

"Oh..." One Punch Fan muttered, "You can't do that..." she pouted, then jumped up. The small Octoling rocketed skyward, causing the ground under her to crack and a shockwave to blow back cars, break windows, and knock pedestrians away.

"What the..." Volta, who was flying nearby saw the events and saw the Octoling become an imaginary point in the sky, "Inkman! She-"

One Punch Fan broke the Earth's atmosphere and soared past Venus, then Mercury, then orbited the sun until she got into the vector where she could land back in Earth.

"Hmm..." One Punch Fan looked at the pale blue dot, then squinted, "Ah ha!" she cheered, then used an incoming solar flare as a platform to jump back.

"Inkman.. I don't know where she went!" Volta looked up to the sky, "She just! Vanished!" she frantically looked for Inkman as well.

KAPOW! One Punch Fan landed with a clean punch at Inkman, causing our hero to fly clean across the city into the rural mountains.

"I'm going!" One Punch Fan landed, then jumped and caught up to Inkman midair near instantly, "Here you are, Inky!"

"Bwah!" Inkman gasped as he saw the Octoling right in front of him, "Take this!" he yelled and punched her in the face- but to no effect.

"Oh, I like it when they play ro-" One Punch Fan saw as Inkman grabbed her.

"HYAH!" our Hero threw her into the mountain ahead of them, causing a hole to appear and dust to rise as he landed softly.

One Punch Fan emerged from the mountain unscathed and looked at Inkman, "You should stop resisting! I'm the strongest thing ever!" she pointed at him, "Though I can't seem to get you in One Punch."

AUX CALL- PUSH SELECT

Inkman heard his helmet ring and answered, "Hello."

"Inkman!" Tori popped up on his visor, "I have finished the scans on this new enemy, do you-"

"DWAH!" Inkman was uppercutted by One Punch Fan and sent upwards, through the atmosphere, through space, and finally landing as a huge crater on the Moon.

"Ink-"Tori's voice became static, "Inkm- I-"

"Ha.. Ha..." Inkman panted as he rose from the crater, then looked at a golden pagoda palace in the distance, "Well... At least I'm somewhere I memorize." he said to himself, then ran to the structure.

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"Nothing seems to be working, Chirp!" Volta yelled as all her electricity didn't even phase One Punch Fan, "She just keeps that straight face!"

"Chirp! Chirp!" Chirpington responded as he fired some missiles from his Fighting Falcon G2, "Pipipipii!" he tweeted as the gatling gun on his left arm delivered a deadly barrage.

One Punch Fan walked through the onslaught like it was nothing, then grabbed Volta and raised her fist.

"Hah!" Volta gasped as she felt the strength of the foe.

"One Punch is all it takes." One Punch Fan shook her head, "But I know you know who the Inkman truly is... Now, tell me!" she yelled.

"Never!" Volta responded and tried to release herself.

"Oh yeah!?" One Punch Fan growled and pulled back her fist, "HRA-" her punch was stopped short of Volta's face.

"Hah!" Inkman caught the powered punch in his hand, "Gotcha!" he yelled and kicked the Octoling back.

"What!?" One Punch Fan arose, "How! I knocked you to the Moon! How did you get back?!"

"I am the King of Plot Conveniences!" Inkman responded, "At it seems you are the queen!" he pointed at her, "Am I right, Kaitama!?"

"How do you know my name!?" the Octoling growled, "You're not supposed to know that!"

"Inkman! I finished the scans!" Lodestar announced, "Kaitama is the name of the creator of the Inkman Fan Webpage!" she informed, "But you're probably asking how an Internet Fangirl could gain such amazing abilities... Well... after doing a biological scan through your visor..." she typed, "It seems her being is shrouded by an event called Plot Guard... That means no matter what you do, no matter what you try, the author will not let you kill her... and she has near infinite power..."

"So she's an unstoppable force..." Volta muttered as she looked at One Punch Fan do 100 push ups, "But... why?"

"It's not as bad as it seems." Lodestar spoke, "Thankfully her obsessions also happens to be her downfall... Inkman, you are basically unbeatable by any force besides Dagon... So this will bring up the conflict of Unstoppable Force vs Unmovable Object..."

"So how do we stop her from destroying everything?" Inkman asked his partner, "We need to stop her now!"

"I'm trying to look up the answer-"

"Enough chit chat!" One Punch Fan yelled, "I finished my 10 kilometer walk and am ready to get you, my love! No matter what!" she yelled and ran to punch him.

"CHIRP!" Chirpington dove to protect him, absorbing the brute force of the punch with his mech.

CRACK-CRACKAKCAKCA... The mech slowly broke into pieces, then those pieces broke into dust, then that dust into nothing...

"Ha..." Volta gasped as she saw Chripington fly out of the dust.

"What in the-" One Punch Fan saw as Chirpington appeared, "But... That's impossible!" she screamed as she saw Chripington land on the ground in front of her.

"Inkman! Hold up!" Lodestar spoke, "I think I have found a way to stop our foe!" she started to type, "It seems the only being that can survive her Punch is you... but if we can cause a paradox that negates this fact, her power might be broken!"

"You mean, like some other being surviving her punch outside of me?" Inkman asked as he saw Chirpington rise.

"Yes! How did you know!?" Lodestar asked and tilted her head.

"Because we have one right now, honey..." Volta saw Chirpington look at Kaitama in anger.

"No... It can't be..." One Punch Fan stepped back, "You should have been defeated in One Punch!" she yelled and raised her fists.

"What would happen if such other being existed?" Inkman asked Lodestar in curiosity.

"Well... in theory such a creature should be able to vanquish her." Lodestar typed, "Yes... I'm sure they could..."

"How did yo-" One Punch Fan looked at Inkman, "You did this!" she pointed at him.

"No... you did this...It seems the suit that held back his incalculable power... has been broken..." Inkman muttered, "Kaitama... you have messed up..." he stepped back.

"CHIRP!" Chirpington peeped and tackled One Punch Fan, sending her crashing into the mountain, "CHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRR!" the avian ally powered up, gaining huge muscular humanoid arms, legs, and chest and grew to the size of Inkman himself.

"Ha.. ha... Ha..." One Punch Fan panted as she rose from the stone she had penetrated, "Stop!"

"CHIRPPP! PEEEP! CHIIIIIII!" Chirpington screeched and charged a sphere of white energy in his new hands, then blasted it.

"HAH!" One Punch Fan punched it away, but then noticed it was a ruse that her foe used in order to charged and kick her upwards.

"Do it, Chirpington!" Volta appeared next to him, "Show her your MAX POWER!" she cheered.

"CHIRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!" Chirpington charged another sphere of energy, this one stronger than ever seen in the history of the avian species. Then, once it was complete, the bird launched it as a devestating beam that caused the sky to tear due to its raw power.

"NOOO!" One Punch Fan screamed as she was taken up by the blast and sent into space in a brilliant flash...

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"You're back!" Tori told Inkman when the three returned home, "So glad you're safe!" she kissed him on the cheek.

"Thank you, Tori." Inkman hugged her, then went to undress.

"You should have seen Chirpington!" Volta said as she held normal Chirpington in her arms, "He was so awesome! Man! What a champ!"

"Chirp!" Chirpington chirped and nodded, then flew to his small perch in the living room.

"So, how are you?" Volta asked as she sat on a stool in the kitchen, "I haven't heard from you since the little run in with Inkman's lover." she joked.

"Don't call her lover..." Tori growled and crossed her arms, "But- I've been... busy." she said uncomfortably while rubbing her left arm.

"Oh?" Volta asked, "What happened, was it Eli? Did he make you mad again!?" she pouted, "Oh... I know him, leaving the toilet-"

"It's not that!" Tori shook her head, "Just forget it... It's fine." she muttered to herself and looked away, crying softly to herself.

"Oh... Oh..." Volta was struck to the very core and ran to her side, "Tori... No no... Don't cry, no!" she patted her back, "Please, what's wrong, tell me!" she asked.

"It's me..." Tori muttered, "I had a batch..." she cried.

"A batch of- ooooh..." Volta muttered, "But aren't you-"

"Doesn't mean I can't make them... Just that I can't... make them.." Tori muttered, "They don't get done... they're just clear, lifeless shells of disappointment..." she cried.

"Hey!" Volta yelled, "Tori! Stop! So what if you're like that, it's not your fault! This doesn't make you any lesser of a person! I still think you're awesome, Chirpington thinks you're awesome, and Eli, don't get me started on him!" she stated, "He still loves you for how you are, this is just an unfortunate incident!"

"Are you s-"

"Heck yeah!" Volta raised her fist, "You're the pinnacle of Girl Power! You're smart, kind, beautiful, strong, and very very awesome!" she smiled, "Now get your head out of the ground and back up, because you are great! Especially to Eli!"

"Yeah!" Inkman appeared, "Wait... what are we talking about?" he muttered and looked at the two girls.

"How Tori is a very special girl!" Volta told him, "Amirite?" she nudged our hero.

"Oh, yeah!" Inkman grinned, "Tori is so special... I don't even have words to describe..." he looked at her.

"Thank you..." Tori blushed, "Now! Go! Go! You're almost into your second shift!" she urged them off.

SM's Time-

For Reviewer Jon: Oh, the other one is up, I think I put it under completed... but if I haven't I apologize!

Anywho! Please enjoy! Stay tuned for more and please review!
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