"Are you gonna ask out the new girl?" said Butters.
"No way dude," said Stan. "I'm putting off dating for quite a while."
"What's the matter, are you afraid you're gonna get dumped again like when Wendy and Bebe dumped you?" said Kenny.
"Bebe didn't dump me, it was mutual. We decided we didn't love each other that much anymore so we decided to be friends, just like with me and Wendy," said Stan.
"Bullcrap dude."
"TIMMMMAAY!!!" said Timmy.
"You like her," said Kyle.
"Not true," said Stan, blushing.
"Stan and Jade sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G," sang Butters.
"Hi Stan," said Jade.
"Uh hi," said Stan.
"I was just wondering if we could go see Scary Movie 8," said Jade.
"Hold a minute," said Stan, going over to talk to his friends. "Can I talk to you guys for a minute?"
Then Butters, Stan, Cartman, Timmy, Kyle and Kenny went to a tree to talk.
"This is your big chance!" said Cartman. "You could even ask her to marry you!"
"I wouldn't do it if I were you Stan," said Butters. "You could get dumped like what Wendy did to you 7 years ago. What a stupid shrew anyway."
"I agree with Cartman," said Kenny. "You could even score with her."
"Not a good idea, Stan," said Kyle. "Butters is right. You could get dumped."
"Timmaayy, Timmaayy," said Timmy. He was saying "I don't know if I should agree with Butters and Kyle or Kenny and Cartman."
"I'm gonna take Cartman's side."
"Yes, Jade, we can," said Stan as he walked back over to her.
"Oh Stan, thank you," said Jade. "I just dumped Jimmy because he kissed some 19 year old with braces and I needed a rebound."
"Oh," said Stan.
Then, Jimmy, from far away was staring jealously at Stan and Jade.
"No one m-m-messes with my g-g-g-g-girlfriend!" said Jimmy.
So at 5:00, Stan went over to Jade's house and went to the movies. Jimmy was planning to sneak in to spy on them because he was jealous about the new possible couple.
"Can I have some popcorn, Stan?" said Jade.
"Sure."
Then Jade accidentally landed on Stan's shoulder. Then Stan put his arm around her.
Then came a passionate lip-lock.
Then it was midnight and Stan and Jade fell asleep in the movies.
"Midnight already?"
"Yep."
"Can I go over to your place?" said Jade.
"Yep."
Then they drove back to Stan's house.
Will this relationship last or will it be a hit and run?