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Teddy's wine that was inside her mouth shot forward and landed on the blonde in front of her. "I'm so sorry!" Teddy said as she covered her mouth and shot up to grab her friend a napkin. "I just… I wasn't expecting that to come out of your mouth" Teddy said as she moved to sit back down.
"I wasn't expecting that to come out of you mouth either" Arizona said with a nervous chuckle as she began to wipe the wine off her face.
Teddy gave the woman a small smile as she tried to keep her eyes from moving down to the woman's crotch. "So… You… You have a penis?" Teddy asked awkwardly as the blonde finished cleaning up.
"Um… Yeah" Arizona said nodding her head.
"Like a full functioning penis?" Teddy asked as she looked at the woman.
"Fully functioning penis" Arizona said as she took a long chug of her beer. "Sperm and everything." Arizona looked away from the woman across from her.
"How have I not noticed that before?" Teddy asked as she shook her head, "How come you never told me?"
"Well… I… It's hard for me to talk about" Arizona honestly said as she shrugged. "I'm not a hundred percent comfortable in my own skin. I am a woman who has a penis." Arizona said with a shrug. "It's not really an easy thing to talk about Teds"
"I know" Teddy bite her lip as she looked at the woman. "But we have known each other for years. Been roommates for about five years now. How come I never noticed it before?"
"I don't wear the normal clothes women our age wear." Arizona honestly said as she looked at the woman. "I don't wear the tight, skinny jeans that you wear, I wear baggy ones That don't outline my... Or I don't wear bikinis when we go to the beach, or to the pool. I wear shorts that cover it up, and go down to around my knee." Arizona shrugged as she smiled at Teddy. "I have gotten used to hiding it, hiding it from my friends, strangers, my girlfriends… At least long enough before they want to have sex"
"You shouldn't have to hide who you are" Teddy said nodding her head. "Just because you have a penis doesn't make you any less of a woman." Teddy said seriously.
"Really?" Arizona raised her eyebrows as she looked at the woman. "Do you hear yourself when you talk or does the things you think just come out of your mouth like word vomit?" Arizona asked with a chuckle. "Of course me having a penis makes me less of a woman." Arizona said nodding her head.
"How?" Teddy wondered as she stood up and walked to get herself some more wine and grabbed the blonde another beer. "Just because you can stand peeing up?" Teddy asked as she looked at the woman from the kitchen. "Hell I do that sometimes does that make me a man?"
"Teddy" Arizona said as she looked over at the woman. "There's many things, like the fact that I don't get a period" Arizona said as she grabbed the beer her friend handed her as she sat back down on the couch. "Or the fact that I have can't have multiple orgasms"
"You poor thing!" Teddy gasped as she put her hand over her chest. "What does either of those things have to do with you not being a woman?" Teddy asked as she looked at the woman seriously. "I mean come on you have boobs. Like really good boobs. In fact, I am jealous of how good your boobs are"
"Thank you?" Arizona questioned as she looked at the woman. "I guess not many people are as accepting as you are. I'm really surprised at how well you are taking it" Arizona smiled as she looked at her friend.
"Just because you have a penis, doesn't change who you are" Teddy said honestly, "I mean, yeah I'm a little pissed you didn't tell me sooner. But I get it. It's a big thing to tell some." Teddy said with a smile before it falling as a thought occurred to her. "Is that why you haven't slept with Callie yet?"
"Yeah" Arizona nodded as she took a deep breath. "I usually would break it off with a woman sooner than this, so there wouldn't be a chance of us having sex, but I… I don't know… It's different with her"
"You like her!" Teddy said teasingly as she smirked at the woma. "You actually like her, you want to make sweet, sweet love with her and-"
"Alright yes" Arizona said as she took a sip of her beer. "I do. I do like her. I do want to make sweet, sweet love with her. But there is just one problem Teddy. I have a penis" Arizona said as she signed and slide down the couch.
"So?" Teddy asked as she looked at the woman. "Didn't you tell me once that she was bisexual? Doesn't that mean that she likes penis'?"
"Just because she is bisexual, and likes men penis', doesn't mean she will like my penis" Arizona said sadly as she took another sip of her beer.
"Isn't a penis just a penis?" Teddy wondered confused as she looked at the blonde. "How is your penis different from any man's penis?"
"Well for one… It's attached to a woman's body" Arizona said as she sat up straighter as she looked at the woman. "Usually when a penis is attached to a women it isn't so attractive anymore because it's not 'normal'" Arizona huffed as she put air quotes around the word normal.
"That's really stupid if you asked me" Teddy nodded as she took another sip of her wine.
"Well would you sleep with me" Arizona asked as she looked at the woman.
"What?" Teddy asked as she once again spit out her wine but this time it landed on the carpet. "Maybe I shouldn't have another more wine" Teddy said as she placed her wine glass on the coffee table.
"Maybe you shouldn't, we wouldn't want to stain anything else tonight" Arizona said with a chuckle as she took the napkin she used to clean her face and tried to wash up the win from the carpet. "Well… Would you?"
"Would I what?" Teddy asked as she tried to avoid the question.
"Sleep with me" Arizona said as she finished cleaning up the carpet and loved to sit against the couch again. "Would you?"
"I… Mean… If I was into females… I don't see why not?" Teddy said with a shrug. "I mean to me a penis is a penis"
Arizona chuckled as looked at the woman. "Thank you it means a lot to me"
"No problem" Teddy said with her own smile. "So what are you planning on doing? With Callie?"
"I guess I'll have to break up with her"
