Chapter 2. Magical Mother fucking Ponies
A/n Nine ponies ... Not sure what I'm getting into... I'm mostly doing this for the lawls but it might be hard to handle eventually. I currently have no beta, please message me if you are available to help me. I might need help with OOCness, and whatever crap I'm oblivious to being crappy at. Screw waiting for a Beta though, it's been way to long since I updated this. Always keep unfinished stories for at least a year because the writers might be busy or lazy (I'm the latter...) And I will be switching between real names and nicknames so here they are if you don't know them. David Moss (Lasercorn), Joshua Ovenshire (Jovenshire), Matt Sohinki (Sohinki), Felix Kjellberg (Pewdiepie) And go to my profile page for a link to pictures of them as ponies. Oh and the shippings (yep, fanfiction requires those) Iancorn, Marhinki, and Phan, possibly DashiePie. Might not get very far with them but will try.
Dragongirl: Sorry, but no. I will not include Tobuscus. For 2 reasons. One, I don't know Tobuscus. Tried watching him once, got bored. Two, I already have enough people/ponies to deal with already. I have nine youtubers, the Mane six, Spike, Kalel, and Marzia to deal with. I have a tendency of biting off more than I can chew (Also tending to grab over 9000 projects at once as well). Even if I wanted to add more, I couldn't. And to that second part, FUCK NO! Ahem... sorry, but they wil be alicorns. That would be too boring. I may be a newbie writer, but I'm not THAT silly. I love them to pieces, but they are still human (wait... no they aren't, they're ponies XD) Plus how the hell would Equestria deal with nine inexperienced alicorns. I'm sure at least one of them would figure out a way to start a war or blow up the sun (Looking at you Pewds) Anyway enjoy the story ^^
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Twilight's POV
I continued to stare at the nine alicorns sprawled out in front of me -
JUST KIDDING! For real this time.
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Lasercorn's POV
Ow... my head... I can't feel anything. What the heck happened? All I remember was a flash of pinkish light ... then nothing. I can feel something heavy on top of me ... breathing. There is a groan and some mumbling coming from above me. It sounds like Jovenshire. Why is he passed out on top of me?
My eyes snap open. Wait a second ... I CAN'T FEEL CLOTHES! "ARE YOU BUCKING NAKED!?" I shout, flinging him off of my back. I must have used to much force because he immediately slammed into the wall. Oops, My bad. Wait... Did I say bucking? I was trying to say bucking... ?! I turn my head to look around the room. Ponies. Ponies everywhere. There are eight pastel colored ponies near me, all lying in a heap near a laptop, excluding the one slumped against the wall. Where'd Jovenshire go? In front of me, there are six other ponies and a small purple dragon, huddled next to each other encased in a sparkling pink bubble. I could recognize a few of them from a MLP Skyrim Mod. I blink my eyes in disbelief. What the hell? I don't remember using any aerosol inside or consuming any drugs. I must still be dreaming, this can't be real. I take a step back and put my hand on my forehead. The problem was, IT WASN'T A HAND! I turned in horror to see that what was once my hand, is now a red rounded stump. My eyes traced up my arm and to the rest of my body, seeing the rest of me is pastel red as well. I continued to panic, seeing that I wasn't myself. On my rump I see multi-colored lines, somewhat like lasers. I experimentally wiggle around the short golden tail behind me curiously. Why am I a pony? And how the heck did I get here?
I hear the unconscious ponies nearby begin to stir. I turn to see them slowly open their eyes.
"Get off of me!" Ian?
"Ow, your stepping on my head!" a British accented voice whined.
"Not my fault I'm not used to walking on four feet!" ... Pewdiepie?
"Watch it!" Sohinki? Jumbled voices groaned as the pile of ponies untangled themselves. Were those...?
A purple pony within the pink bubble crept sluggishly over to us, the bubble following it as it went. It spoke in a feminine voice "Hello, I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle. Who are all of you?" A princess? Oh great, I'm in a freaking three year olds fairy tale.
A pink pony giggles. "Oh Twilight, that's easy!" She giggled again. She bounced over to a pastel green winged pony with cotton candy colored hair. "You're Mari!" She shouted poking the other pony.
She quickly bounced over to other two ponies. One was a sandy brown color with darker brown hair and some blue stripes through it. The other was pale yellow with orange and grayish blue hair. "You're Phil, and you're Dan!" She pointed to the brown one, then the yellow. She bounced away to yet another pony. "You're Matt!" She pointed at a dark purple unicorn with neon orange and lime hair.
She bounced away once again, ignoring the stares she was getting. She stood on her head to be able to see a light gray pony with black hair. "You're Joshua!" She bounced over to a sky blue unicorn with yellow hair. "You're Felix!" She bounced over to me. She poked my nose saying "You're David!" She bounced to the last two ponies. "You're Anthony, and you're Ian!" She points to a winged dark blue pony with black hair, then at a light green winged pony with peachy yellow colored hair. As soon as she stopped, the ponies around the room exploded with questions, myself included.
"Wherearewe!?" "Howdidyouknowournames!?" "Whyareweponies!?" Everyone shouted out at once.
"ENOUGH!" Twilight Sparkle shouted, shutting everyone up pretty quick.
"Seriously, how the HELL did you know our names? " The pony named Dan asked in a British accent.
"Just a hunch." The pink pony grinned from ear to ear. The other five ponies and dragon near her seemed to brush it off as if it was an everyday occurrence, and I'm guessing it would be if you were a talking rainbow pony.
"I'm sorry, but I don't think we've been properly introduced" A white pony with a fancy accent said "I am Rarity" She bowed her head, like a pony curtsy.
"I'm Rainbow Dash!" Said a blue pony with rainbow hair, puffing her chest out.
"I'm Pinkie Pie! Nice to meet ya!" Said the pink pony from earlier, bouncing around the room, shaking as many hooves as she could.
"And 'am Applejack." said an orange pony wearing a Stetson with a southern drawl.
"I-I-I'm Fluttershy" A pale yellow pony with pink hair stuttered.
"What was that?" Ian asked.
"It's Fluttershy" She mumbled, even more quiet than the first, hiding behind her hair and her friends.
"Her name is Fluttershy, sorry about that. She is really shy meeting new ponies" Twilight said, nudging Fluttershy gently.
"You guys have weird names." Sohinki said.
"So do you 'Matt'" Rainbow Dash said, staring him down, literally since she was flying a foot above him.
"Maybe we should bring them to Princess Celestia, Twi." Applejack suggests to Twilight
"Good idea, Applejack" Twilight nods. "Come on everypony!" She ushers us towards the door. I decided to follow her and not to question it anymore. But I found myself tangled up in my own feet. I looked around and saw that everyone else was also having trouble walking on four feet. Mari was trying to fly due to not knowing how to walk, which wasn't working really well for her either. She was zooming around the room like a loose missile.
Rainbow Dash facepa... facehoofed? "I'll get her!" She groaned. She flew over to where she was, grabbing her by her tail, pulling her down.
"You guys can barely even walk, how did y'all walk before?" Applejack asked
"Like this" Pewdiepie said, attempting to stand and walk on his back legs, but soon fell back to his front hooves.
"Ooh! I wanna try!" Said Pinkie Pie, trying to stand on her back legs as well. "OoOoHh wobbly!"
"You were bipedal?" Twilight asked, ignoring Pinkie Pie, tilting her head.
"No, I was straight, and still am, thank you very much." He replied. I couldn't help but laugh, as did everyone else, minus Twilight and Fluttershy.
"No Pewds, she means did you walk on two feet." Anthony laughed.
"Oh... Yeah I did." Pewds said, blushing at announcing his preference. Twilight rushed over to a book, I'm guessing a journal, starting to write quickly. How was she holding that quill without touching it?
"How are you doing that?" Sohinki asked, voicing my thoughts.
"Oh? With this." Twilight said pointing at her horn. "You will probably be able to do it too once you learn to use your magic, same with you and you." She said pointing to me and Pewdiepie. I looked up still not seeing anything. But when I reached up, I bumped into something on my head.
"I'm a wizard!" Felix shouted, reaching for his horn as well. He somehow managed to make his trademark face, even with a horse snout.
"Aw man!" Anthony groaned. "Why don't I get any super powers?"
Pinkie Pie bounced over to him, getting way to close. "Ohyoudoyoudoyoudo " ! DidyouseeyourfriendMariflyingaroundearlier? Shewasreallyreallyfastright? ShewaslikezoomZoOOOmZOOOOOoooooM! Icouldbarelyfollowher! Youhavewingstoo,andIandoesandFluttershyandRainbowdash! IwishIhadwings. ThenIcouldflytoo,maybeIcouldevenbeaWonderbolt! RainbowdashwantstobeaWonderbolttoo " ~! They'relikethefastestpegasus'saroundthey'reREALLYfast! I wish I had wings..."
He just stared at her as she bounced away, letting out a breath he'd been holding. After a minute, probably trying to sort through what she said. "Wait... I have wings?" He said looking behind him. He gave them a few flaps before he was up in the air, like Mari had been only minutes before. Ian then decided to join him as well.
"Take cover!" Jovenshire shouted, ducking as Anthony almost took his head off. Apparently Ian and Anthony were even worse fliers than Mari, flying close to the ground like low flying planes, and I'm pretty sure they were going as fast as them too. They were only a green and navy blue blur. Everyone else raced to hide under something. Pewds, Dan and Phil leapt into a pile of books, quickly constructing a fort out of them.
"BOOKFORT IS READY!" They shouted. I decided not to trust their bookfort. I dove under a table where Jovenshire, Mari and Fluttershy were also hiding. Sohinki was forced to hide under a chair because their was no more space under the table.
"Applejack! Twilight! Help me get these two down!" Rainbow Dash shouted, chasing after Mari.
"Help! I can't stop!" Anthony shouted, his voice circling us from up in the air. Twilight facehoofed, dragging her hoof down her face. She started shooting bubbles out of her horn. Applejack twirled around a lasso, aiming for the blur that was Anthony, as he was currently the fastest and most dangerous blur. Rainbow Dash flew around, chasing Anthony and Ian. Ian better be careful... he is flying at a risky distance next to the bookshelves.
"Slow down!" Rainbow Dash shouted.
"I DON'T KNOW HOW!" Anthony shouted. Applejack's lasso nearly got him, missing him by a hair.
"Just don't beat your wings as fast!" Rainbow Dash shouted. Applejack's rope lassoed Anthony's tail, pulling him down into one of Twilight bubbles
"What?" Ian just stopped beating his wings entirely. Ian!
"Ian! You idiot! Flap your wings!" I shouted. He started falling. Luckily, one of Twilight's bubbles was right under him, catching him and gently lowering him to the floor. Once he was down, he went over to Anthony. Everyone got out from under the table, Sohinki out from under the chair.
"Bookfort still stands!" Phil shouted, hoof bumping Dan and Pewdiepie.
"Iancorn still lives." Jovenshire said. I shot him a look.
"What's Iancorn? Is it a creature from where you come from?" Twilight asked, confused.
"Yeah, but it's here too." Sohinki said. Twilight continued to look confused, but then she must have dropped it when she went over to Ian and Anthony.
"What do you think you were doing!?" Twilight asked them.
"... Flying?" Ian said.
"How old are you two?" Twilight asked, like a disappointed mother.
"Twenty Six" They both answered. She just groaned. "Come on you guys, before any other disasters happen." I tried to walk on four hooves again. Not as bad as the first time at least.
"Put one hoof in front of the other, and soon you'll be walkin' cross the flooOOoor. Put one hoof in front of the other, and soon you'll be walkin' out the dooooor." Pinkie Pie sang. We all luckily made it out the door without any more trouble. We stopped for a second when Jovenshire asked Twilight for some glasses. Luckily she had an extra pair. It's hard enough to walk on four hooves as it is, but would be even harder if you were blind like him.
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Kalel's POV - Earth
I feel Buki rub up against me on the bed. I cuddle closer to her and sigh. She mews in response. The sun streaks through the windows, hitting my face. Well, I guess it's time to get up anyway. I sit up and stretch. I pick myself up from the bed and scuff on my slippers. I turn to shuffle over to the kitchen for some coffee. But something on the nightstand caught my eye. Anthony's wallet, car keys and phone. I tilt my head to the side. He left those there when he went to sleep, isn't he supposed to be working with Ian right now? Maybe he decided to take an off day today. But he always has his phone with him, and wouldn't he want to sleep in? Where is he?
"Anthony!" I call out. I peek into the living room to see if he is in there. Then the backyard, the basement, the spare room, even the bathroom. But he is nowhere to be found. Maybe his friends know where he is. I pick up the his phone and begin to dial.
"Hello. Is Anthony there?... No? Ok... thanks anyway." several calls went by with the same result. A few of Anthony's friends hadn't even answered the phone, the guys from Smoshgames, and his best friend Ian. I'd even called Pewdiepie, Phil and Dan. They weren't there either.
After I'd finished calling everyone, Anthony's phone started ringing. I answered it hopefully. "Hello?" I answered.
"Hi, it's Marzia" not Anthony. I was a little sad that I still didn't know where he was.
"Oh, hi Marzia." I said sullenly.
"Hey, are you OK Kalel?" She said.
"Not really, I just woke up to find that Anthony is missing. He left his wallet, phone and car keys here. And when I called his friends to ask if he is there, most of them didn't even pick up. And the ones who did had no idea where he was" I said.
"Huh, that's weird because Felix is missing too. I was just calling to ask if Anthony knew where he was. I guess you don't know either." She said. I could tell she was sad as well.
"Well... I'll call if find out where Felix is. Don't worry... we'll find them." I said reassuringly
"And I'll call if I hear anything about Anthony. Ok... bye then." She said.
"Bye Marzia." I said before hanging up. Pip walks down the hallway, looking left and right, like he was looking for Anthony too. I go over to him and crouch down on the floor with him. He mews at me.
"Where's your daddy? Huh Pip? Where did he go?" I say, stroking his head. Where could they have gone? Anthony and Pewdiepie, I wonder if anything happened to Ian or the guys from Smoshgames ... Maybe I'm just over reacting. I'll just pay a visit to Ian later. He'll probably know where Anthony is. I'm sure of it...
A/n Whoever can guess what song Pinkie Pie was singing gets a cookie. Plus I'm not extremely familiar with Marzia, she might sound OOC, sorry for that.