Title: Presidential Briefing

Author: NemainoftheWater

Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognise. It all belongs to the BBC.

Spoilers: Nothing really, since this is an AU.

A/N: I was originally going to stop after one chapter, and leave it as a one shot, but this came and attacked me. Hopefully it's gone now…

In hindsight, punching the nearly President of the United States of America didn't seem like such a good idea. Especially with about five Secret Service agents two or three meters away. Unfortunately hindsight was, well, hindsight and when you really sat down and thought about all that, it was too late to do anything about it really.

Ianto was shocked out of his thoughts by the sound of the door opening. He turned to the door, expecting to see the face of a nameless guard, or worse, his boss.

What he didn't expect to see was Jack Harkness, sporting a black eye, but otherwise fine.

"So, Ianto," he drawled "Fancy a job?"