Hey guys. I hope the first chapter turned out ok. I know it sucks right now but it will get better as this story goes on. Again I do not own Beavis and Butthead or Naruto

Beavis & Butthead are not role models. They're not even human. They're cartoons. Some of the things they do would cause a person to get hurt, expelled, arrested, possibly deported. To put it another way: Don't try this at home.

Chapter 2

The two Shizune clones have taken the two fallen boys to Konoha's Hospital late at night. Once there one of the clones explains what happened and the nurses take the boys to the examining room for tests. After the boys are taken care of, the clones disappear out of existence.

Shizune suddenly feels the effect of the shadow clones and all of their memories come back to her. She shrugs it off and heads inside the hokage mansion and she rushes into Tsunades work room. Inside the room there is a desk with only a few pieces of paper left for the night. Behind the desk is a blond woman who appears to be young. She also has a diamond shape mark on her forehead.

"Lady Tsunade!" Shizune exclaimed, Tsunade Looks up at her and appears to be tired.

"What is it Shizune? I'm almost done with my paper work and I want to go to bed." Tsunade complained.

"Listen, I just found two boys laying facedown on the ground with burn marks and cuts all over them. And the thing is, they don't appear to be from around here."

"Oh really?" Tsunade was no longer tired for the moment and was now interested in what's going on. "Where are they now?"

"They are at Konoha Hospital milady."

"Then lets go. I want to see these boys for myself."

"Right."

Tsunade and Shizune disappear in a pile of smoke and appears in front of Konoha Hospital. They walk in to find a receptionist in the lobby and she looks up and sees the two ladies.

"Oh lady Tsunade and lady Shizune. What brings you two here at this time?"

Shizune was the first to speak up. "We are here to check on the two boys I brought here earlier."

The nurse runs through a few papers and in a moment finds the info on the two boys. "Oh yes those two strange boys. I have their latest status."

Tsunade was the next to speak up. "What's their status?"

"Their burns and wounds have been treated and their lives are no longer in danger milady. They just need rest now. But it might be a few days before they wake up though."

"What room are they in right now?"

"Room 69 milady."

"Good." She turns to 'Shizune'. "Lets go get an observation on the boys."

"Yes milady."

The two women walked through the hallways of Konoha Hospital for a few minutes until they reach the room where Beavis and Butthead were resting in.

When they step into the room they found Sakura Haruno in a nurses outfit filling out her reports on the boys on her clipboard.

Sakura notices the two women walk in. "Lady Tsunade and Shizune. What brings you two here?"

Shizune explained to Sakura how she found the boys laying down and hurt and how she told Tsunade the story and how she decided to see the boys for herself.

"Well that's quite a story here. The two boys here are resting up now. They were very lucky you found them and brought them here Shizune, or they may not be alive right now."

"Do you mind If me and Shizune take a look at the two boys here?" Tsunade asked Sakura.

"Oh sure. Go right ahead." Sakura then stepped aside for now and the two woman take a good Look at the two boys who's laying face up. One of boys appears to have blond hair that smooth and yet poofy but not too poofy. And the other boy has brown hair that was like the blonds hair, a little poofy. The brown hair boys mouth though is a little disturbing though as its hanging up a bit showing a little bit of gums in his mouth.

'They appear to be teenagers but I've never seem these boys around here before.' Tsunade thought to herself.

Then she turns to Sakura. "Did you happen to find any info on the boys?"

"The only thing I could find were these name tags they were carrying. I never got the chance to look at them yet." Sakura then handed the boys name tags that they were given to when they first went into the museum to Tsunade and she Looked at the names on the tags.

"Lets see here." Tsunade Looks at the first tag. "The boys names are Beavis..." then she looked at the right tag. "and Butthead." Then she stopped her self for a minute and read the name again with a questioned look. "Wait a minute…Butthead?" She started to laugh a bit and tries to hold it in while asking this. "What kind of name is that?"

Sakura then hears the names and sees the tags for herself. Afterwards she makes a questioning face. "Beavis and Butthead? Those are very weird names for a couple of boys. Beavis's name is one thing but Butthead?"

Shizune has started to laugh a bit as well from hearing the boys names. She tries to Hold it in but is having a hard time doing so.

At that moment. The 3 women start to hear the boys laugh in their sleep.

"Heh heh heh."

"Uh huh huh."

"Heh heh heh."

"Uh huh huh."

The 3 women turn to see the boys laughing in their sleep and they also appear to be talking in their sleep.

"Uh. Stop making weapons of masturbation you dirty butthole! Uh huh huh. Or I'm gonna kick your ass! Uh huh huh."

Beavis follows up with his own words. "Heh heh heh. Look at all these chicks. Heh heh. I want to hold their Boobs. Heh. And their butts too. Heh heh. I'm gonna score. Heh heh heh."

The women's mouths hang open and stares at them shocked at their language and stupidity.

Then, the boys add these words calling each other these names.

"Huh huh. Butt munch."

"heh. Dill hole."

"Dill weed."

"Turd burglar."

"Ass goblin."

"Buttwipe."

After a few minutes of hearing the Boys call each other dumb names, Tsunade, Shizune, and Sakura started to laugh at the boys stupidity.

Tsunade spoke out while laughing. "I cant believe these boys. Just from listening to them they appear to be so stupid not to mention that they appear to be hopeless perverts."

Then Shizune spoke up while trying to hold in her laughs. "Lady Tsunade. I'm starting to think these boys are not a threat to the village. Unless you count stupidity as a threat"

Then Sakura spoke up with a smile. "These boys are more stupid then Naruto and bigger perverts then even Jiraiya"

Tsunade spoke again. "I know I mean weapons of masturbation? What the hell is that?"

Then Shizune spoke up again. "I cant even believe their language as well. I mean, what in the hell is a Butt Dumpling?"

Then it was Sakuras turn to say something. "Even a pile of rocks are smarter then these two boys. I mean, what in the hell is a Fart knocker anyway?"

The 3 women suddenly started laughing again until they started to hurt on their sides and had to force themselves to stop laughing or risk throwing up.

"Wow." Tsunade spoke up again. "That definitely made my night. But its getting late so I got to head back and get some sleep, I have a feeling that I'll be filling out a lot of paperwork on this tomorrow."

She turns to Sakura. "Sakura. Make sure you tell the other nurses here to keep me and Shizune informed on these two boys and let us know if they wake up."

"Yes Lady Tsunade. Have a Good night." Sakura leaves the Room with her Clipboard on the boys in Hand. After Sakura Leaves, Tsunade Turns to Shizune.

"Shizune. Lets go back to the tower. Its getting late."

"Yes milady." Both ladies form a hand sign and then disappeared in a swirl of smoke and leaves. They return to the tower and exchanged good nights and then headed off to their own rooms for the night.

I know this sounds really stupid and stuff but its like that for 2 reasons. 1: I'm not really Good at these and its kind of hard for me keep at it for long before I need to move on to the next part. 2: I want to make it sound as stupid as possible so it fits all Beavis and Butthead fans very well. And believe me that is Hard to do. Chapter 3 should be up in a little bit. Until then…Piece out! Uh huh huh. Heh. you said piece and out. Heh heh (smacks beavis upside that head) aahh! Shut up beavis. Uh huh huh. As for the weapons of masturbation idea. I got it from watching the youtube video, "Bushmunch and Dickhead".

Oh ya. Sorry for not giving the 2 boys much face time but I wanted to go for a unconscious feel in this time. But I promise you. they will get more face time as the story progresses.