Author's note: Another Chocobo is introduced this chapter. You'll know him when you see him. This Chocobo is Green, Has Lenna/Reina's Summoner clothes and Has a Red mage hat. This Chocobo is owned by luigi400000. No Stealing, K?
Kuro: What ABOUT the book?
Sage: Well, It was a magic circle under it.
Kuro: Yes, and…
Sage: You don't get it, do you?
Kuro: Ye- No…
Sage: Exactly. (Opens the book and begins to read it again)
Kuro: Um… Yoo-hoo! Who you reading to? Yourself?
Sage: (Sarcasm) Yeah! how'd you guess?
Kuro: You didn't have to say it like THAT you know…
Sage: I know, I just like doing that to people.
Feather: …Woooaahhh… That was a weird Dream. It had Ifrit, and Shiva, and Bahamut, and…
Kuro: NO! NOT THIS AGAIN! (Casts Silence)
Feather: Ha! That only works for Spells!
Kuro: Grr… (Shakes fist) Sage! Read louder!
Sage: (Continues reading silently)
Kuro: Oh, Come on!
After quite some time…
Sage: So that's how the book goes…
Feather: …And Titan! Cool, huh?
Kuro: (Shaking on the Floor) Urge… To Meteor village… Rising…
?: Well, That wouldn't be very nice, now would it? (Walks into sunlight)
Feather: Sorry, Do I know you?
Kin: I believe not. My name is Kin. So what'cha all doing? (Looks around, then does an awkward smile) Ha… Haha…
Sage: So, what can you do?
Kin: Can't you tell by what I'm wearing?
Kuro: Actually… No. I mean, look at him. (Points to Feather) Is he a Dragoon or a Knight?
Kin: Tough Question… Well, In that case, I'm a Summoner. I just love wearing these hats.
Kuro: So I guess we'll never know…
Feather: Hehe!
Book: Hehe… Perfect Time to strike! (Leaps In front of them) FEAR ME! For I am…
Kuro: A Talking Book?
Book: NO!… Yes… But not what I was looking for! I am… Uh… I FORGOT!
Sage: Can you really forget your own name that easy?
Book: Well it's like, 15 letters or something, hold on I'll try to remember…
Kuro: …
Sage: …
Kin: …
Feather: (Shuffling Card Deck)
About 4 Minuets later…
Bebuzzu: I remember now! I AM BEBUZZU! I will eat your souls! For real this time! (Releases The same Giant Purple vortex from before)
Some spinning, Turning, Warping, and Purple-ness Later…
Kuro: Where are we, and Why does this place look like a Final Fantasy 1 Rip off?
Kin: Because It is.
Feather: Any idea what they're talking about?
Sage: No idea.
Kuro: See? The 4 heroes are supposed to stand there! And instead it's some plain Chocobo!
Kin: I knew that! I made it to the Marsh cave you know!
Kuro: Well I'M on my 3rd playthrough already!
Kin: Oh YEAH!
Kuro: YEAH!
Voice: Once Upon a Time…
Everyone: (Looks in different directions) Huh?
Voice: There were cactus like monsters called, "Cactuars".
Kin: Keep going, now!
Voice: and Turtle like Monsters called, "Adamantoises".
Kuro: We know, Keep going…
Voice: One day, a herd of Adamantoises came to a clean spring for a drink.
Kuro: Yawn.
Sage: Quiet! We're trying to listen!
Voice: A Cactuar came by, who was quite thirsty as well.
Kuro: Seriously.
Everyone else: Ssh!
Voice: He lined up behind the Adamantoises, and waited and waited, and soon grew impatient.
Kuro: Like We're waiting, and waiting. And Becoming Impatient.
Voice: "Speed up the guzzling girls and boyses! There's no need to wait for Adamantoises!" Said the Cactuar.
Kuro: Ooh! Somethings gonna haa-ppen…
Voice: Something Happened.
Kuro: Really?
Voice: NO! Now pay attention. (Clears throat) One of the Adamantoises replied, "We're just taking our time friend. The water tastes much sweeter when you drink at a moderate pace.
Kuro: That's it! I'm leaving!
Kin: You see an exit?
Kuro: I HAVE Exit!… Do I?
Sage: Well you can try it. (Gives Kuro Exit)
Kuro: Buh-Bye now…!
Awkward silence…
Sage: Exactly. (Takes it Back)
Kuro: (Sits down and angry Frowns)
Voice: The Cactuar did not like the sound of this. Not one tiny Bit. "At a Pace? What a Disgrace! Speed is the key, cant you see?" The Cactuar said.
Kuro: I'm liking the sound of this. Keep going.
Voice: "Slow and Steady wins the race." And Adamantoise replied.
Kuro: Aaaaand you lost me.
Voice: "Slow and Steady? What a laugh! My blinding speed will tear up the path!"
Kuro: I'm actually stating to like that Cactuar guy.
Voice: "So up that mountain, to the summit! We'll race untill I've clearly won it!"
Kuro: Definitely.
Voice: "To better the mood, the loser shall give to the winner… Their favorite food!"
Kuro: Ooh! Finally, something exciting!
Voice: "We accept your little proposal, friend." And so the race began between the Speedy little Cactuar and the Slow and Steady Adamtoises Began…
Kuro: Oh, I gotta see this!
Voice: You wanna see it? Oh, I'll let you see it alright…
Sage: Did you say something?
Voice: Uhh… Nogoodluck! (Warps them inside the story)
Kuro: Hey! Why do we have to be on the Adamtoises' Side?
Kin: Just go with it.
Voice: GO!
POW!
Feather: Run little guy, Run!
Awkward silence… While moving at a speed of less than 5 Miles per hour…
Kuro: We're so losing.
Kin: No kidding.
Feather: Falling Rocks!
Kuro: Y-you can defend yourselves against those, right?
Kuro's Adamantoise: Yep!… Good luck with that on your end.
Kuro: Hey! That's unfair! Why didn't mister mysterious voice guy give us a shield or something? Anyone? (Looks around)
Everyone but him has the, "Shell" Spell in effect.
Kuro: Oooooooooooohhhhhhh… Meanies… WAIT! Why didn't I do this an hour ago? SLEEP!
The Cactuar fell asleep, Just like that.
Kuro: And now… HASTE SPAMMING GO! (Continuously uses Haste on his Adamtoise.) Hear that, White Magic? BLACK MAGIC WINS THIS TIME!
Voice: And so, the Race Began! The Contestants sped away from the Starting line.
Kuro: NO WE DIDN'T!
Voice: the Cactuar had put a lot of distance between him and the Adamantoises. Unfortunately for him, some Cheater Put him to sleep in the middle of the race.
Feather: You changed the Epilouge! How could you?
Voice: At the same time one little Hasted Adamantoise sped up the hill. And finished faster than the Cactuar would've even if he were awake.
Kuro: I like this ending!
Voice: When the Cactuar Came-to, he was in quite a shock! One little Bird was shouting that Black Magic wins, as also the race.
Kuro: Hehe… Yep!
Voice: "Hey! I want a rematch! This isn't right!"
Kuro: Well, Speed is the key. He said it himself.
Voice: Spe- HEY! Don't steal my lines!
Kuro: Sorry, the story sounds much better when I tell it.
Voice: …With that, the Cactuar blew his top, and started showering the Shelled Adamtoises with Spikes.
Kuro: In which the spikes did nothing.
Voice: The End.
Kuro: YES! YEES!
Feather: Aww… I liked it here…
Kin: As did I little one… As did I… (Pats him on the back)
Sage: Well, nothing lasts forever right?
Feather and Kin: Yeah…
They were warped to where they were previously. Where they found the book, safe and sound…
