Just to remind you: Alice...Edward...Bella...Jacob...Emmett...
And the occasional human (other than Bella) will be like this with the person who's writing it name's in front.
Does that make sense? Good...
Somewheeere...over the rainboooow...
Waaaay up hiiigh...
Skies are bluuuue...
That's not what come next.
You are crushing my creative impulses.
Mucho sorry.
No problemo. Just let me sing what I want to sing when I want to sing...There's a land that I heard ooof...Once in a...a...
Lullaby.
Thanks. Once in a lullabyyyy...
Jessica: What the frick are you doing, Bella. Mike thinks your crazy...not that I mind.
Wipe that smug smile off your face that instant. Bella is not to be laughed at.
Jessica: Hello, hottie!
ExCUSE me?
Jessica: What's your name?
Me? Jacob.
Dog.
Jessica: Are you busy after school?
Hey!
Yes he certainly is.
That pout really suits you, Jessica. I've never really noticed you before. You look like you'd make a nice tasty treat...No! Rosalie! I didn't mean it!! Aaaahhh--
Poor Emmett.
Hello?
It's funny to watch him be scared by her...sigh.
Jessica: ANYways. Jacob? How about going to First Beach? You've seen the driftward fires? Spec-freaking-tacular.
Jake? You okay?
No I most certainly am not. I choked on my own spit that girl made me laugh so hard.
I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!
Jessica: You can come too.
-coughmaybenotcough-
Aaaaggghhhhh!!
What the hell did you do to him, Jess? He totally died.
Poor Edward...she prefers a dog to him...as if his own soul mate's not enough, she has to get her friend to be like that too. I swear I am getting blisters from stroking his hair that much--
What was that about stroking Edward's hair? I'm off!
No, Bella! Wait!
Jessica: Hey, wait. Don't leave! Crap. Everyone always chooses Bella over me. Time for revenge. Anyone want to help?
Mike: I'll go along and stab Cullen while we're at it.
Jessica: Great idea. Let's go.
[A few minutes later...
That was so cool.
I don't think Edward thinks it's cool. And Rosalie's mad because she got interrupted with her beating up of you.
He'll get over it. He's just mad because his shirt got torn by Mike's knife, even if his skin didn't.
Jessica: Bella!! Stay right here I need to stab you...no! Mike! Where's the knife? Where's Mike?
I need to find him too. He is so totally paying my dry-cleaner's bill.
Girly-man. Like 3.
3?
3's a girly-man number.
And why is that?
Aah!! The attack of the Jessica monsters! She tried to, like, rape me at the beach. It was terrifying.
I'm sure you're scarred for life.
I am.
I thought you were a werewolf.
...I am.
So a measly little human scared you? This is so pathetic. Both my boyfriends are sissies.
Look at what you did! You made her go into a corner and cry.
Jessica: I found Mike! He's in the loony bin.
You can't be serious. The loony bin?
Jessica: Loony bin, Happyville, Rainbow Home, whatever you want to call it.
I think he's traumatized.
Poor Mike.