A/N: okay, here is a new chapter to this weird, random thing. Hope you like it. Please review, it makes me soo happy, and then you might even get a new chapter after this one :D Um, the two lines at the beginning is from the song Over the Hills And Far Away - Nightwish. Just so you know it :) Well, ENJOY!

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Over the hills and far away

He swears he will return one day

Bella had been chasing Emmett for almost an hour, when Emmett gave up and stopped. He was so easily bored of something. The second Bella reached him, she tackled him onto the ground. "Emmett! I won't kill you – 'cause then Rosalie would definitely kill me, and because you're my brother." Bella growled at Emmett. "But if you ever tell Edward or anyone else.. You will be in pain for a long time. Or dead." Even though Emmett was a bit scared of his sister in that moment, he couldn't help but to laugh. "It's funny, 'cause Jasper is on his way to find Edward as we speak." Bella froze. "Let's just hope he doesn't – oh, let's say, think about what he read." Bella growled.

"What did you just say?" Emmett winced as Bella tightened her grip on his arms. "Jasper's on his way to find Eddie-Wedgie." He grinned and tried to break free from Bella's tight grip. "Don't call him that – you really don't need him to have more reasons to kill you right now.." Emmett laughed.

"Don't think so!"

"Yes he will!"

"Nope."

"Oh, yes."

Emmett rolled over so that he was over Bella. "You know, sis, you disappoint me." She raised her eyebrow, urging him to explain. "Well, if Edward really has a problem in bed, maybe you should tell him what he has to do..?" He trailed off suggestively at the end. Bella's jaw was clenched tight as she spoke through her teeth. "Are you telling me that I should talk to Edward and tell him to fu – tell him what to do better?" Emmett looked at his little sister shocked. "What did you just say?!"

"I said 'are you telling me that I should talk to Edward and tell him what to do better?' Yeesh Em, listen!"

"No, no, no! You were about to say something else, but then you stopped!"

"No I wasn't." Bella was being stubborn. She did not want Emmett to know what she wanted Edward to do – he would tease both of them for the rest of their existence!

Emmett gasped, "Were you going to say 'fuck me'?!" If she could blush, Bella would be redder than ever.

"No!"

"Yes you were!"

"No, I wasn't! I was going to say 'fuck me senseless', but that doesn't matter.." The last part was barely a whisper. "Oh. My. God. You really are my sister!" Emmett let go of Bella and hugged her hard instead. "Emmett get off me!" He let go of her, and she quickly got up from the ground. Emmett got up to and stared at her. "Wow. I have to tell Jasper. And Rose. And that guy at Wal-Mart." Bella's mouth dropped open. "NO!" She shouted. If Emmett told someone, she'd never be able to keep this from Edward. Not that she could now that Emmett knew anyway.

"Emmett, you can not tell anyone! You can't even think about it! At least not around Edward." Bella was slightly in panic. "Are you kidding me! You just provided me with jokes that will last for at least three years. I can't give that up!" He laughed at her. "Run. Leave. Just for a couple of days, please. Run to Alaska or something, just far away. Before Edward gets back!" Emmett looked at her for a second, thinking. "I'll go get Rose and then we can go hunting. But just so you know it – I will be back. So you might want to talk to our slow and sensitive Bedward." And with a gesture with his hands, he was gone, and Bella stood there – frozen, not knowing what to do.

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A/N: Wow..that was weird.. But I hope you liked it, so pleasee review! Tell me what to do better if you don't like it. I don't care, as long as it makes sense :P I really have no idea what was going on in my head when I wrote "Eddie-Wedgie", but I do know what I was thinking when I wrote "Bedward"! :D I have always wanted to call him that, call me crazy if you want to, but I couldn't help it :a So if you want more, REVIEW! It makes me happy :)