Disclaimer - Last time I checked (which was ten seconds ago) my name wasn't Stephanie Meyer. Therefore I don't own the twilight series. I do, however, own a pen. And the pen is writing this story.

BPOV

Next up was Rosalie. She had a great form, and sent the bowl in a straight line. The only problem? The ball was so slow that a snail could probably beat it. Rose seemed very pleased with herself.

"Uh, Rose, you're supposed to knock over the bowling balls, not gently tap them." Emmett seemed slightly confused, as did the rest of the Cullen family.

"I know that, but I didn't want to break a nail." She flipped her newly polish red nails in our direction.

"But you're a vampire, you can't break a nail." "But in a lot of movies people break nails when they're bowling. And I, for one, am not willing to take that risk." She strutted away to her seat.

Edward came next, and bowled, of course, a perfect strike.

As did Esme,

And Jasper,

And Alice.

Then it was Emmett's turn. He bowled the ball, but it went straight into the gutter. He tried again, with the same result. "This is a stupid game!" he raged and ripped up the scoreboard.

Luckily, no one had noticed and he quickly ran off with it. Ten seconds later he came back with a tray of food and no scoreboard. No one even bothered to tell Emmett that he couldn't eat it. They'd given up after the first decade.

And then it was my turn. Not surprisingly, my clumsy streak decided to choose this moment to kick in. When I released the ball, I fell forward, my arm catching on the tray of food, tipping the whole thing on top of me. "Guess who has an extra outfit? Me! I told you guys these would come in handy."

Alice handed me one of her 37 outfits she'd brought and started dragging me into the bathroom. "Wait a minute Alice, didn't you say that these outfits were for the people with no fashion sense?" "They are." And before I could figure out whether or not she'd insulted me, she shoved me into the bathroom.

When I came out again, Emmett and Rosalie had gone off to do who knows what in who knows where, Jasper was curled up in a corner muttering something about how cruel women could be, and Alice, Edward and Esme were battling for first place in bowling with Carlisle keeping score as Emmett had destroyed the scoreboard. It turned out that Jasper had tried to get it on with Alice, but had been brushed off because she was so intent on winning, and he'd gone to the corner to sulk. When no one bothered to comfort him he went over to try his luck on one of those machines where you had to try and fish out prizes with a hook.

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