Hey guys! This chapter is by ChristmasLights64. We will be switching or typing them together. The first chapter was by both of us to kick things off. Hope you like it. Bye!
Henry- Mom, can I talk to you?
Emma- of course. What is it?
Henry- I think I'm in love! I think I'm dating.
Emma- these are the times where I wish your father was alive.
Emma- Why do you think you are dating?
Henry- Violet kissed me...
Emma- WHY? WHAT?! HOW!
Henry- on the cheek! It was nothing!
Emma- OMG! I'm getting Regina on here!
Henry- no! Please...
Henry- Mom?
Henry- Mom?
Regina- Henry Daniel Mills! You what?
Henry- Henry has recently died and can not be reached. *BEEP* Please go away and don't go into Henry's room. His dead body has locked the door. *BEEP*
Emma- ha! Good one kid.
Regina- do NOT encourage him ms. Swan!
Emma- Henry?
Emma-kid?
Regina- if you can get a hold of him tell him I'll be home in five minutes sharp.
Emma- ok.
Hook- Swan, got a bit of a problem...
Emma- with what?
Hook- There's a strange man by my ship wearing a ridiculous uniform
Emma- what's he doing?
Hook- he's trying to hand me a strange white square.
Emma- Hook.
Hook- yeah
Emma- he's a mailman!
Hook- should I take the square?
Emma- yes. You should!
Hook- I took the square.
Emma- good.
Hook- I would say thank you but there seems to be a dog chasing him.
Emma- ok. Bye.
Hook- bye. Thanks for the help.
Hook- ooh! That looked painful. Poor mail man...
Zelena- Gina?
Regina- How did you get my number?
Zelena- you'll never know!
Regina- what do you want, pickle?
Zelena- Our dear mother seems quite pissed.
Regina- what happened?
Zelena- your boyfriend who reeks of forest is shooting arrows by her apartment. Woah! The aim on that one was terrible!
Regina- ...
Zelena- He seems to be helping a afro baby shoot the arrows.
Regina- Roland!
Zelena- he's the afro baby? Or toddler... I guess.
Regina- he must be teaching Roland how to shoot.
Zelena- he must be a very violent father. Eh?
Emma- last night was so fun! ;)
Charming- I didn't know you loved watching your brother so much!
Emma- whoops! Wrong person. I mean...
Charming- Emma...
Emma- yes daddy?
Charming- what happened last night?
Emma- Hook came over but I SWEAR nothing happened!
Charming- he what?
Snow- whatcha guys talking about?
Emma- not you too!
Charming- Emma invited Hook over while watching Neal.
Snow- WHAT?!
Emma- ummm... guys?
Charming- not the time!
Snow- Why would you do that?
Emma- guys?
Charming- What?
Snow-what?
Emma- is there supposed to be an arrow shattering almost every window?
Snow- no... besides the point
Emma- and our window?
Charming- what?
Emma- and our other window?
Robin- Emma, we didn't mean to shoot the Windows! Please don't arrest me!
Emma- yeah, you should work on your aim...
Robin- I was trying to teach Roland how to shoot arrows! I'll pay for the damage...
Emma- hmm? Every window in Storybrooke? That should cost you about $65,000.
Robin- not all Windows and wow that's a lot of money! Never mind Roland shot Gold's window.
Emma- and gold's? About $65,155!
Robin- I'm sorry!
Granny- you are gonna pay Robin Hood!
Emma- oh! Hi Granny.
Granny- hi Emma! Anyways, you are gonna pay!
Robin- don't worry I'm adding up my money on a... I think it's called a calculator?
Emma- How much?
Robin- I have a total of $227! Good enough?
Emma- nope. Not enough!
Granny- pay up or else Roland gets sent to juvie for almost committing mass murder on the citizens of Storybrooke!
Emma- hey! I decide that!
Robin- it was an accident...
Emma- Allright.