Bree: Please don't kill us.
Anna: And if you do, at least leave yogurt and pocky on our graves...
Bree: We are fully aware of our... absence in writing and updating this crap. BUT! We have an excuse!
Nagi: Which is?
Bree: We.. uh... died. And came back to life... and took writing lessons to make this story very awesome...?
Zero: Hard to belive, considering all of the stories that you've been updating on your own account...
Anna: I haven't really updated much! ^_^
Bree: Yeah, well you don't have... crazy stalkers that constantly harass you into updating.
Anna: Nope. Instead, I have all-day nap sessions. Which, by the way, is very fun. Right Zero?~
Zero: I have no idea, I wouldn't get within a 5000 mile radius of you in a bed if my life depended on it.
Anna: You meanie! :(
Bree: As much as I enjoy your lover's spat, we need to close this and just... freaking... let people go ahead and read this shit.
Nagi: THEY OWN NOTHING! Except for the fairy banana, their names, and everyone's souls... Haha, jkjk. They wish.
Bree: ;-;
Anna: Right! And I'm about to own Zero! *Ties Zero to bed* ;P
Zero: WHAT THE HELL? Let go of me, bitch!
Anna: No! Now hurry up and read the story! I have bussiness to get to!~
Bree: Hey, look! Aizen and Gin make out session!
Anna: What? Where? *Runs out of room screaming "Yaoiii!"*
~o_o_o_o_o~
"Th-this school is haunted?" Amu screamed, looking like she was going to piss herself.
Anna and Bree looked at her like she was stupid, then proceeded to laugh evilly.
"That's what we said, isn't it? We didn't say anything about a random, magic-assed Moto-monster, did we?" Anna said, rolling her eyes.
Bree nodded her head and then said, "Yes in deed-ie the school is haunted. By ghosties and stuff that enjoy omn-nom-noming on pink stuff." She smirked towards Amu who looked even more frightened.
"I don't believe you. There is no such thing as a ghost." Zero said. Kaname, as forced as it seemed, nodded in agreement.
"Uh-huh. Neither do vampires, but people are still paranoid." Bree said, Anna glomping her for absolutely no reason.
"Shit! You weigh a friggin ton, Nanna!" Bree said, gasping for air from the sudden loss of personal space.
"Like hell! I'm losing weight!" Anna replied, pulling a cup of Jello from her bra, along with a spoon, and eating all of it. Cup, spoon, bra, and all.
"By eating like crazy? OMG~ Yaya does too!" screamed the litte girl, pulling out a Skickas bar from her ear. "It's a good hiding place!" She told Bree, winking.
All of the semi-normal people glanced at them, before taking a step back. Except for Zero, Kaname, Aido, and Ichijo. They seemed to have frozen after the comment with the vampires.
"Ehem~ The story?" Sunnie Shines asked, looking around, watching for teachers and hobos.
"Oh, yeah!" Anna yelled remembering, and picking silver bits of spoon from her teeth with a toothpick, which she then ate.
"UGH! Anna! THAT was MY toothpick!" Bree shouted, angered by the fact that her pet toothpick had been devoured.
"Suck. It." Ikuto said, slapping Bree. "I wanna hear the story. Now all of you just shut the hell up, and let me hear the damned story!"
Everyone immediatly quieted down, nervous looks on their faces. Anna and Bree cleared their throats, receiving everyone's attention.
"Okay, so... You wanna tell it?" Anna asked Bree, staring at the four suspicious boys who were still frozen.
"How 'bout we both tell it?" Bree asked, as the lights suddenly went off, and a creepy glow engulfed Anna and Bree.
"Alright..." Anna said, slowly sitting on the floor and motioning for everyone to copy. Everyone sat down, including the four boys who now seemed to be over the comment from earlier, and directed their eyes towards the two girls telling the story.
"ONCE upon a time..." Anna began, startling everyone with the sudden loud outburst. "There was a fairy banana! And ERRONE fell in love with it! Even girls. And transies." she added, looking at Nagi, earning a glare from Bree and Rima.
"And to escape from all of her crazy, molesting stalkers, the Fairy Banana decided to live in this school. BUT ONE DAY~" Bree shouted, leading off so Anna could continue.
Anna smiled, making everyone, but Bree, scared. "One day... The most HORRIBLE thing happened to the Fairy Banana..." she whispered, making the sentence drag on. "... She..."
"What? What happened to her?" Aido yelled, covering his eyes and nose.
"She was bathing in the sink of the girl's bathroom... The one that looked oh-so-similar to the one behind us." Bree said, directing the attention of the listeners to the creepy looking bathroom, which they hadn't realized was there before. "She was innocently washing her bug-infested hair... when..."
"WHEN WHAT?" Aido asked again, seeking shelter in one of the lockers beside him.
"When... She suddenly heard footsteps, growing closer and closer to her..." Anna said, pulling a mysteriously shaped item out of her pocket and 'opening' it.
"She froze up in terror, wondering what it could be. Then... she heard growling. And more footsteps, coming closer. And closer. And closer..." Bree whispered.
"AND THEN WHAT?" Amu screamed, running into the girl's bathroom and hiding in one of the stalls.
"She looked up into the mirror, and saw a girl with blonde hair and glasses standing behind her... She was so scared... And then, the girl with blonde hair and glasses pulled out a knife... And a fork... And..." Anna said, pushing her glasses up on her nose and taking a bite out of a cresent-shaped object.
"AND? What happened to her?" Yaya questioned, begging for an ending to the story.
Bree slightly smiled at Anna, then continued. "And... bit by bit... she was eaten, her predator enjoying her screams of pain and horror. Then.. when police arrived... all they found... was her banana peel... and a note in the mirror, written in banana pudding and ketchup. It said... OMN. NOM. NOM... And they say... that that banana peel... now haunts that bathroom... seeking revenge on any banana eater that dares enter... And if you see her... she will OMN NOM NOM YOUR SOUL!" Bree finished, as Anna, in the back ground, threw a banana peel into the girl's bathroom.
"Mhmm!" Anna said, hugging Bree. "Thanks for telling the rest of the story while I ate that banana I had found in the girl's bathroom sink this morning!"
Everyone stared at the blonde girl who was smiling proudly.
"YOU JUST ATE A BANANA? THAT WAS IN THE GIRL'S BATHROOM?" Everyone shouted at her.
"Yuh-huh!" She answered, letting out a huge trucker's burp.
Zero walked over to Anna and slapped her hard, upside the head. "THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" He shouted, slapping her constantly.
"Hey, hey, hey! Hands off the merchandise! Only my pimp can slap me that hard! Right Bree?" Anna asked her friend with a :D expression.
"Right hoe, and don't you forget it-" Bree was suddenly cut off by a scream coming from the girl's bathroom, behind them.
It took only five seconds in turtle years to get inside and see WTFH was happening inside.
Inside, they saw Amu sprawled on the floor, crying and sobbing like a baby, next to a banana peel.
"Th-the Fairy B-B-Banana kn-knew I had a banana for breakf-fast! She-she... SHE WANTS TO OMN NOM NOM MY SOUUULL~!" Amu blubbered.
"I thought you had Captain Fruity cereal this morning!" Ikuto yelled, panicking that the love of his life -or week- was about to die.
"But it was banana flavored!" wailed the pinkette, crawling over to him and hugging him. Knowing it would be the last minute of her life, she pulled him into a stall.
Tadase frowned and flipped out, breaking down the stall door yelling "I will be the first, you stupid cat!"
Anna sluggishly walked past the chaos and picked up the banana peel, earning a gasp from everyone. She then glanced at Amu.
"I guess I missed the trashcan, sorry..." she said, throwing the banana peel away. "Plus, I doubt you even have a soul. Much less that the Fairy Banana would want it..." she mumbled, crawling under a sink and falling asleep.
"Oh, friggin joy. She went to sleep..." Bree said, walking over to Anna and kicking her.
"Get your lazy ass up!" Bree shouted, kicking her some more.
"Dunn wanna!" Anna slurred, clawing at Bree's leg.
"NO ONE HURTS MY MEXICAN!" Sunnie shouted, walking over and picking Anna up, only to fling her at the nearest object. Which happened to be Zero.
Zero tried to avoid being hit, but failed. He was slammed, by the blow, into Kaname. Their lips connected, on 'accident' as Zero keeps saying, and Anna fully woke up.
"YAOIIIIIII!" she shouted, dancing around the two while throwing confetti in the shape of hearts at them.
Kaname pushed Zero away from him, gagging. "Dammit Anna! I'm going to kill you!" Zero and Kaname yelled in unison.
"Jinx! You owe him a soda!" Anna said, pointing at Zero as she looked at Kaname. He growled.
"You can share instead...Bye!" she said, running out of the bathroom in terror, Kaname and Zero following.
The whole group, except for a certain blue-haired Neko, followed them out, wanting to see the result of the fight/argument/end of Anna's miserable-and-yaoi-loving life.
He heard faint screams of "THAT'S OKAY, I ALWAYS LIKED AIZEN AND GIN BETTER ANYWAYS!" coming from Anna, as he pulled a blue sharpie from his man purse.
"Hehehe..." he laughed quietly over the squeaking of the marker as it wrote a message on all of the bathroom stalls.
~O_O~
Bree: Not much of an ending, but you guys can deal with it right?
Nagi: You can't treat your readers like that when it's been around a year since you updated.
Bree: I update on my other account! D:
Anna: I didn't find Aizen or Gin... :O
Zero: I don't give a damn! Let me go!
Bree: Hehehe... sorry, but Zero sounded desperate.
Zero: LIKE HELL I DID!
Bree: 'Kay, Anna, here. It's a metal rope thing that makes vampires weak and cannot fight off... Plus, it makes them fall in love to the person who ties them up, and rapes-
Anna: Gimme! *Takes ropie-thing* WOOO!~
Zero: NOO! YOU BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU BOTH!
Anna: You'll be too in-love with me~
Zero: R&R and they will stop! Hopefully!
Anna: Haha, yeah, right.
Bree: Lmfao~ Anyways, our apologies once more for delayed updates. We will try to update sooner this time! :D
Nagi: Reviews are nice.