Rose: PLEEEEEASE!
Starboy: FOR THE LAST TIME, NO! HE PULLED MY PANTS DOWN!
Rose: If you help me, maybe your luck will be better.
Starboy: *excited* Ok then! I'll gather up everyone!
Later on the field...
Starboy: Well it may not be a crime, but I guess it'll do.
Blue: Uhh...I never really played soccer.
Starboy: That's why we're practicing, allow me to instruct you guys.
Armoni: Ok so what's the first step?
Starboy: Uhhhh...well..it's..um...*whispers to Rose* What's the first step?
Rose: Well I don't know either.
Starboy: *steams like a tea kettle* ...So you're telling me, you spend almost every week playing soccer, YET YOU DON'T KNOW THE RULES TO THE GAME?!
Rose: Hey we're just playing for fun, besides we play other sports besides soccer so its hard to remember.
Starboy: *facepalm* We're screwed...
Lily: Can someone explain what my brother's doing on our team? He's too fat to do anything!
Chubby: Oh, they're using me as a secret weapon.
Lily: Ok?
Bluebonnet: Don't worry there's still hope, maybe we can practice soccer by how we usually play.
Thunder: That's a good idea.
Armoni: I'll be goalie.
Starboy: So it'll be the girls versus us guys.
Thunder: But who's the referee?
Starboy: This is practice, we don't need a referee.
Thunder: But wouldn't be kinda weird kicking the ball around with no one blowing a whistle?
Starboy: Look, it's just a practice game, OK?
Thunder: Whatever.
Starbpy: Alright lets do this. *passes ball to Blue*
Blue: Oh shit! What do I do?!
Starboy: RUN BITCH, RUUUUUN!
Blue: Oh...seems legit. *runs* AAAAAAAAAAHHH! *gets closer and closer to the goal* I'm doing it...I'M DOING IT! *laughing but then gets tackled by Lily and hits some garbage cans off-screen* Shit...
Lily: I GOT IT! *running super fast*
Thunder: *slide tackles her and steals the ball* MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY, GET OUT THE WAY BITCH GET OUT-
Bluebonnet: *shoves out him out of the way and steals ball* Sorry!
Rose: PASS IT TO ME!
Bluebonnet: *passes it*
Rose: *is nearing the goal* Glory is all mine...
Starboy: *jumps in front of her* Surprise mothafucka.
Rose: WHAT THE?! *trips*
Starboy: Time for this move I got from a video game!
He kicks the ball very high up in the air and jumps after it. He then starts glowing before kicking the ball, but instead one ball, there's 6.
Armoni: HUH?! WHAT THE?! *he struggles to stop al the balls* WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS THAT?!
Starboy: I learned from one of my video games, it takes some time to master it.
Rose: Pssh, I bet I could do that. *Isn't paying attention and she grabs Chubby instead of the ball and kicks him up in the air*
Lily: Uhh...Rose...
Rose: *jumps in the air and angel wings sprout out but are temporary. She then kicks Chubby but then realized it was him* Whoops...
Chubby: *is asleep and is sent flying towards the team*
Armoni: IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, IT'S CHUBBY'S FAT-
*they all get crushed before he can finish his sentence*
Rose: Ohhhhh my...