So you liked the first chapter enough to read the next then? I know I marked it as 'complete' but I really wanted to continue. And I got half of the ideas (at least) from PoisoningPidgeonsinthePark so this chapter is now dedicated to you.
Wow my first multi chapter (eye openers doesn't count), how exciting!
A note to PoisoningPidgeonsinthePark: sorry I couldn't make a direct quote fit but hope you like it anyway
So, I was just getting used to being bored when this bloke finds me, now at the time I thought it was great, finally someone would pull me out of this damn rock but no. I suppose it's not like he didn't try, he spent a good half an hour looking utterly ridiculous before falling rather comically on his rear. But judging by the fact that I've still got this lovely granite sheath I don't think it went so well.
Anyway that first bloke must've told his mates about me 'cos next thing I know every man and his dog is trying to yank me loose. I suppose the possibility of a free sword can be very tempting, especially one as good as me (I've got gold filigree and everything). But they must all've been on the wimpy side of normal apparently seeing as none of them managed to pull me free, I mean, if that skinny little twerp could shove me in here surely it can't be that hard to pull me out?
Well after a couple of days that died down, they must have found something better to do. So I went back to counting the various fauna that inhabits this Gods forsaken place (I've got 300 squirrels, 23 deer and 5 badgers so far). Well you have to alleviate the tedium somehow.
The next week these druids turn up. Weird lot them. Stood in a circle all round me then chanted some mumbo-jumbo and left, I don't think it did much, they didn't even stop it raining the next day, I'll tell you I got absolutely soaked.
Not long after those useless chanting-robes-on-legs went, all manner of folks start turning up, it got almost as tedious as having no one know about me at all. It would seem that the twerp has stuck me here for good. I swear, some people just can't show gratitude when it owed.
There was one particular bandit, he had arms like two twigs, I remember thinking that there was no way through hell or high water that he was going to pull me out, I mean he had the upper body strength of a mouse, and a small one at that. There was this guy before that could wrap his hands twice around our muscularly challenged friend who gave it up as a bad job, there was no was this bandit was going to get me out of this bloody rock.
It wasn't long after that that knights started showing up, sneaking round like a sword stuck absolutely still in a rock was something highly dangerous. Well I say sneaking, it's very hard to look inconspicuous when you're wearing bright red cloaks. Someone in the wardrobe department must really be a few sandwiches short of a picnic if they think reds a good colour for hide and seek. Honestly!
Hang on look sharp (no pun intended)… (Alright maybe pun intended) that skinny little twerp's back, remember? The idiot that threw me in a lake? And oh look he's brought a friend. How nice. Doesn't this blond imbecile know that no one has any hope of using me as anything other than a rather fetching ornament?
This was harder to write because I'm not just following what happens in the episodes. I promise this will be the last update (unless something interesting happens to the sword in the 4th series). I'm sorry if this seemed a little rambling but it can't be helped.
Easter eggs to reviewers!