Disclaimer: Okay I don't own the tune of humpty dumpty but…..still I like my version better hehehe.
AN: Okay peoples for some reason I'm getting into rhyme parody obsession and I'm posting a new chapter…which will be one of many lol. This one is to the Humpty Dumpty tune….man I'm starting to feel like Weird Al lol. Anyways I'll try and post more….if you have any nursery rhymes u want to see parodied and with a pairing send it and ill see what I can do. Mind you I won't do repeats of a rhyme and its first in first serve. I'll list in each authors note what rhymes are taken and I'll make a dedication to the person who suggests it. Also in close your rhyme please. Much love oh and THE STORY TITLE WILL CHANGE WHEN I PUT UP THE THIRD CHAPTER!!!! Just warning everyone it will change to 'Naruto Nursery Rhyme Parodies' I know it's long but...oh well lol.
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Kakashi-Sensei
Kakashi-Sensei sat in a tree
Kakashi-Sensei needed to pee
All the young genin, and all those alive
Wished the Sensei hadn't undone his fly
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Iruka-Kun did start to bawl
Iruka made Kakashi fall
Kakashi was sad, Iruka was nuts
So the porno did turn into dust
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Kakashi he did start to cry
Kakashi he thought he would die
Iruka felt bad, and bought him a whip
Something else happened to his little dick
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Iruka he was quite pleased
Iruka went down on his knees
Kakashi was hot, and it was quite just
Because he could now fuck out his lust
AN: Well? Whatcha think I hope you enjoyed it and yeah. I honestly doin't thinks it's all that good but I want you to decide. I have two others created which I think are better but u'll have to wait for me to post them. I'll post once a week but if I hit over 20reviews for the chapter I'll post sooner. So basically it's up to you. Well anyways thanks for the reviews, and everything. Thanks again.
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