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Rosalie and Emmett

RPOV

"As Rosalie and Emmett had a great time this morning in the locker" the gym was filled with laughter and I giggled, remembering "I will begin with them." Mr Mason said and he took out of his jacket a paper.

"Bring it." Emmett grinned.

Ok, let's see the questions. Better not be boring. I don't have time to lose. But, I think they will be very beneficent for you and Bella, right Eddie? I raised my eyebrows at him and he growled.

As Emmett took my hand, I could see the audience. Some of them were bored like I was, others were curious, and others excited. From the corner of the gym, Alice waved at me, smiling as Jasper played with her spiky hair.

I turned unwillingly to see Bella and she blushed even more because of my glare. Edward kissed her forehead and patted her shoulder. Oh please. She's not afraid of me, isn't she?

"Why she should be afraid of you, Rosalie? She knows much more than that." Edward hissed back. Nobody seemed to notice our short conversation, not even Emmett who was overexcited next to me.

I scowled at Edward.

"Ok. I looked on the quiz and I found out that some questions are not very appropriate for you. For that, it will be some of them identical for both couples." Mr Mason said and I waited for the first one to be shot.

"Oh, but I was waiting for the dirty ones." Emmett mumbled pouting, but recovered quickly because Mr Mason opened his mouth.

"So. First question will be for both of you." He looked at me and then at Emmett. "What means the word 'sex' for you?"

"That's easy. That means everything is related with Rose." He grinned at me and then made that stupid kissy face. I punched him in the gut.

"For me, 'sex' means a physical relanshioship that brings with it many emotions." I said simply and Mr Mason nodded.

"Very good answer Miss Hale." He scowled at the tiny paper of questions. "Well, I suppose that it's very obvious the answer of the next question, but whatever. Did you began your sex life?"

"Hell yeah." Emmett smirked and I heard some of the students gasp. I just nodded.

Behind me, Bella was trying to convince Edward to go. "Please, Edward? Please. If I'm not dead in one minute, it'll be a good sign."

"Bella, stay calm. I will protect you no matter what. I'm here, ok? I told you, it's just an hour."

"Yeah, an hour. Enough for me to have a heart attack." she whispered sarcastically. "Please?"

Don't even think about it. You heard me? You put me in this stupid thing, so all four of us will stay.

A wave of calm hit us and Bella shut up. I looked at Jasper and he was smiling at us. I nodded in his direction, relieved that he saved me from calming Bella in my way.

Emmett squeezed my hand. "Pay attention. Here comes the next question."

"Oh my God. I'm afraid to ask." I heard Mr Mason say to himself. "Third one. At what age did you began?"

Emmett looked at me confused and I said confident "Two years." Two years give or take a century, I continued to myself.

"Well, that's a lot." I heard Lauren whispering.

"Two years? Why I'm not surprised?" Jessica mumbled and I glared at her. Her face turned red and she turned quickly to Mike. "I swear, she looked like she heard me." she giggled embarrassed.

So right but so wrong..

"This is for you, Emmett. How many times a day or week do you have sex?" Mr Mason took from his jacket a handkerchief and patted his forehead.

"Well let's see.." He began to number on his fingers. "On a day.. One, at home.. two, in the Volvo.." I heard Edward hiss behind us and I was terrified to turn "...three in the Porsche, four... I got it. Six times." He said with a smug smile and Mr Mason's eyes got bigger and bigger. He patted one more time his forehead.

"What? Emmett, what did you say? In my Porsche?" Alice got up of her chair, looking at us, like she wanted to kill us. I smiled at her apologetic, but she wasn't touched. She continued to shake his head till Jasper took her by the hand and calmed her down.

"But.. Jasper, didn't you heard what he said? They're using my precious car for their little fantasies. Disgusting..." Alice babbled and I tried to block her.

"You should watch out, Rosalie. She's really mad." Jasper said and I grimaced.

Great..

"Did he just said... six times? On a day?" the gossip in the gym started again and Mr Mason cleared loudly his throat.

"Please, silence." He almost shouted. "Six times on a day?! This is insane. Ok, I won't ask them on a week." He mumbled to himself and his face turned red, for the first time.

I wonder how many times does he have sex on a day. I bet not even two times.

Edward coughed, trying unsuccessfully to cover his laugh.

"I guess it's time for the fifth one. What do you know about protection?"

"We don't actually need it, because we are..." Emmett started, but I stepped on his foot before he could say anything.

"Ow.." he shouted and I frowned at him. "Sorry."

"Protection is very important in intercourses. Will help the woman from an unexpected pregnancy or both of them from the diseases." Mr Mason nodded.

Well, the word pregnancy was forbidden for me.

"Diseases. Yes. So this drives us to the next question. How many diseases by sexual transmission you know?"

"I know this one. The most powerful and lethal is the HIV virus. The person who will have it, will be sentenced to death." Emmett grinned triumphal and he turned to wink at Bella. She, of course, blushed. "Of course, that won't be our case, honey." he whispered in my ear and I giggled.

"Ok, but take a step backwards. I didn't forgive you completely for this morning." I threaten him, looking innocent.

"Oh come on. Won't you forgive your husband?" he whispered and I shrugged. Knowing that he won, he winked at me, with a huge grin on his face.

He leaned over to kiss me and our lips crashed, causing gasps in the gym. Emmett put his hands around my waist and I growled when Mr Mason interfered between us. "Please, no demonstrations."

The room was filled with laughter and I turned to see Bella laughing too, having Edward by support. He looked at me amused and I restrained myself from reacting as Alice. I was going to stick my tongue out at them.

Jealous, Eddie?

"You wish." he chuckled.

"Please Mr Cullen and Miss Hale. Behave or I will be forced to keep you in detention." he mumbled and I shrugged indifferent. "Ok, so, next question. Have you ever tried to be with one of your sex?"

Someone burst out laughing in the gym and I searched the room till I found Alice laying again on the floor.

"Jasper tried once." Emmett grinned at him and Jasper scowled horrified.

"Are you insane?" Jazz shouted. "You were the one who insisted to watch those movies."

God, too many informations.

"I knew it, I knew it." Mike laughed, but he shut up immediately when five pairs of eyes turned to him.

"What? Emmett and Jasper... tried to.. Oh no no no." Bella shook her head.

"Don't believe Emmett, Mr Mason. He's lying." Alice waved her finger widly at us.

Mr Mason blinked twice and then returned to his paper. With the handkerchief, he patted again his forehead. "I must had been crazy when I agreed to this." he whispered to himself and then looked up at us. "You have three questions more. What's the definition of gay?"

"Mike Newton." we both said.

I heard giggles and some of the students were pointing at Mike, amused.

"It's not true. I'm the most heterosexual man on earth." he proclaimed himself and I took Emmett by the arm, because I was laughing so hard.

"Yeah, but when it comes to sex, darling..." Jessica whispered in his ear and Edward chuckled, with his face in Bella's hair.

"We are very close. Well, the ninth one will be easy. You're sex addicts?"

I froze, Emmett grinned like an idiot and Edward laughed. "What an obvious answer." I glared at him.

"If you don't mind Rose, I will answer for you." Bella giggled, emphasizing my name. "Yes, Mr Mason, they are, believe me." She nodded in his direction.

"No, we aren't."

"Who you're trying to lie, Rose? The audience or yourself?" Bella raised her eyebrows and I hissed at her. Emmett continued grinning and I crossed my arms, furious.

Mr Mason took a deep breath and then sighed relieved. "The last one. Define your partner in 4 words."

Emmett looked at me from top to toe and then winked. "Hot, sexy, gorgeous, tenacious."

"Strong, handsome, funny, idiot." I smiled lovingly at him.

Mr Mason nodded and sighed one more time. "Thank you... very much, Rosalie and Emmett. That was... good, I think. You knew most of the answers, although some of them are hardly to believe."

"I guess it's your time, Edward. Afraid?" I whispered.

"Why should I be?" he asked rhetorically.

"I don't know. Maybe because you and Bella haven't made sex yet!?" I giggled. Bella looked at me, smiling ironical.

"We'll see." Edward mumbled with a grin.

Chapter 2. I hope you like it. :)