Very very phailz0r grammarz.
May harass your eyes, your ears and your brain.
Viewer discretion is advised.
NOW LALALALALALA.
''You know''-
Dark aura.
DARK AURA.
''Sas-''
Chi. Chi. Chi.
Sigh.
Again.
''Duuuuuuuud-''
SLAM.
''THE FUCK MAN, WHY'D YA GO SLAMMING ME INTO THE GODDAMN TREE!''
''Shut up.''
Twitch.
''Moron-head, I was just trying to help you.''
''You babblez too muchez.''
Snort.
''I do not.''
''Besides, oi Schwarzenegger, are we going to kill that clone of yours or not?''
''Wtf man! What clone? He's not even handsome.''
''Me... I'm goddamn smexy.
-wink wink-
*SHINING*
''..right man. Whatever ya say.''
''No really-''
''Will ya shut up already? We are on a mission dude.''
''Wow, you actually sound smart.''
''...Go to hell.''
''Already been there.''
Sigh.
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''Mom, when is daddy coming home?'' - the cute, glittery eyes and the pout.
''KYAAAAAAAAAAA! SO CUTE SO CUTE SO CUTE! MUST HUG.''
(And squash the thing btw.)
''But honey, ain't I good enough?''
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Hawt, tall & smeXEH!.
''Oh yea baby.''
The en-
''NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL-''
..err kk.
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So... it was a pretty warm sunny day, once again and it was the pretty smexy Uchiha duckass once again.
...visiting Mr. Shrinky.
''Fu.''
Ou, gladly man 8D What time?
Scream of frustration.
Aww. Okie.
''Oh, Lord Uchiha, we didn't quite expect to see you - OMG FOKA GET THE PICTURES AND THE VID! POST ON YOUTUBE! NOWZ! _ *runz*
''Wtf.''
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And so, he opens the door.
A CAT-
No, just a fugly dog.
''Hot stuff, get out! You'll ruin my good looks.''
''But I need your help ma- I mean dog. Err, dog-man?''
''What, pretty ass?''
'#.#' kekekeke.
''You hate neko-smexy-boys that take over your throne and say that u're as stupid as ficus and take ur annoying fangirl wife and stupid kids who're cute but can't throw a kunai even if their life depended on it?''
''Oh baby, count me in.''
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''B-b-baby?''
Buahahaha. 8D
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Uchiha.
Powaz.
In ze shining red cape and yellow spanddax-
WAIT A SEC!
Make it pink bunny suit #.#
...*erase*
Smexeh Uchiha in pink bunneh suit while pulling his zipper down-
*BLIND*
AAAAH, MY EYES!
''So hairy, man.''
''Will you look at-''
''Sasu-chan, I lub yew againz =3''
''Sakura!''
''Sasuke...kun''
-Ghei-sunset-scene-
And the phail kawaii clone walking away with tears in those pretty eyes.
Oh gtfo douchebag.
Buahahaha.
The end.
(this time, for real)
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A/N
O_O
...kekekeke.