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Guy: Hello readers! Welcome back!

Callidus: Hey there!

Dude: *muff muffle*

Callidus: Umm... Don't you think we should untie him?

Guy: Nah, he's fine.

Dude: *MUFF MUFFLE GRUFF MUFF!*

Guy: Alright, alright, you got a point.

Callidus: Wha..? You understood him?

Guy: No not really, but here's the deal, I'll untie you, but only once I'm done with the new chapter. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Callidus: That's a bit mean don't you think?

Guy: He eats weasel blood soup made by his mom; don't you want him to stay tied up?

Callidus: No.

Guy: ... Well aren't you a little ange? Fine how about another deal, okay Callidus we'll play rock, paper, scissors. Whoever wins will decide Dude's freedom. Ready?

Callidus: Ready, Set, Oh, would you look at the time! (Pokes Guy's eyes)

Guy: Ow! (Slaps hand away)

Callidus: HA! Scissors beats paper! Now untie Dude!

Guy: Fine... (Unties Dude)

Dude: FREEDOM! (Licks Callidus leg wound)

Callidus: AHH!!!! TIE HIM! TIE HIM!

Dude: NOOO!!!!

One day later

Guy: And I'm done!

Callidus: Yay! Watch me get into even more trouble!

Dude: I'm hungry... can you untie me?

Guy: Dude, do you remember what happen last time we untied you?

Dude: No.

Callidus: You deliberately went straight to my bleeding leg and licked it you maniac!

Dude: I promise it won't happen again! *Stares at the leg*

Guy: Well, I did make a deal that once I'm done writing the story, I'd untie you.

Callidus: Fine untie him, but you better eat something else. *Unties Dude*

Dude: I'm free! While I order pizza, let the story continue! Hit it!

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I awoke to something wet gently sliding down on my head, I moved my paw onto my skull and felt that it was just a drop of water. I ignored it, but several minutes later, that one drop of water had friends and they were pouring onto me through a hole in the hollow tree. Feeling a bit irritated by the cold water I looked outside the hollow tree to see what's happening, and to my surprise, it was pouring rain at night. Suddenly, I heard a loud ear-piercing roar close by, my ears dropped to the noise and I surveyed my area to see what the cause of the loud shriek was, and I noticed a small figure running but from what? My question was quickly answered as a thunder bolt lit the sky and I saw a terrifying dinosaur chasing the little figure. Wanting to help the person, my body took over and I charged at the running figure, when I finally caught up to the shadowy figure while dodging obstacles and the colossal dinosaurs' feet in my path, the figure was another weasel desperately trying to escape! I tried to run faster to save the weasel and also to ask for help, but he/she took an alternate route by lassoing a branch and slid down a slippery tree dodging branches sticking out. Miraculously, he/she escaped, the huge fossil roared in disappointment, but when the enormous dinosaur turned around, he quickly found a new target, me.

Fear gripped my mind, my eyes widened with fear as I sprinted away from the raging lizard, "Come on Callidus run!" I rapidly thought to myself. I avoided all the obstructions within my direction and tried to find a way to escape. I found a rather large tree that looked like the dinosaur couldn't reach at the top. I climbed the tree as fast as I could and hoped that I wasn't too late; the tree was higher than the clouds and the king-sized gecko. When I reached the top, I noticed the smaller trees falling down and I knew it was coming. When nothing else was falling I looked around to see if I could find him, but the only thing that was within my vision was the swirling clouds and other trees in the distance. Suddenly I saw the dinosaur jump straight at me when my back was turned, as I closed my eyes screaming this is how I'll die, I prepared myself for the end, but fortunately the tree was too big for him to reach me! "HA! HAHAHAHA!" I laughed out loud feeling triumphant, but that felling was quickly broken as the tree started to fall down. I yelled as I was plummeting with the tree and landed with a thud. "Ow!" I yelped in pain, but I urged myself to get up. I quickly got up and started running the way I was facing, but I was running straight at the dinosaur, when I noticed this, I ran the other direction hoping that I wasn't close enough for him to catch me, unfortunately he slammed his tail on the floor and a plate of stone flung me into the air, just then I remembered my gadget, but it wasn't able to save me this time because I left it back at the hollow tree! As I fell back down to Earth, the dinosaur caught and clamped down on me.

As he swallowed me down his throat, I held myself using his purple esophagus as a hoist from falling down into his stomach, "No! I'm not here to become a midnight snack!" I yelled. It was difficult climbing up since the throat was waving around and squeezing me, so I dug my claws into his flesh and managed to get from the throat to the mouth. The lizard roared in pain which gave me an air boost up. I landed standing on his tongue with his mouth wide open, but before I could run out his mouth, he shut it quickly just as he opened it. "Great." I thought to myself. I was thinking of another way out, but it was a disgusting idea, "Desperate times call for desperate measures…" I sighed. I jumped and grabbed that fleshy pink water droplet-like thing that swayed in the back of the throat and then I started punching, kicking, and even biting at it, it tasted horrid and I puked into his throat. I could hear the stomach making a concoction, getting ready to blast with my extra ingredient, I braced myself and when he vomited I was pushed out at an extreme speed and unknowingly knocked out, not one, but two of the lizards teeth. As the pool of acid pushed me out, I collected myself and cleaned the teeth and examined them quickly. They were both considerably sharp, so I kept them for the time being. When I got up, I saw a canine in the muck of acid, it was Boss! He got himself eaten by this thing! My body took over again and I grabbed Boss's paw and dragged him along with me, I didn't know why, but my conscious told me to bring him. I didn't want to go back for my flying gadget because the direction was where the overgrown gecko is at. It roared as I ran away in search of a nearby cave, as I was frantically searching, the rain cleansed off most of the acid clinging onto my fur.

A few moments later, I found an empty cave. I dragged Boss and me into the cave, feeling cold I wanted to make a fire. So I went back out in search of wood, but all the wood I found was too moist to use making it impossible to create heat. I ran back into the cave staying up all night rubbing my fur, waiting for the rain to stop while the cold was inching into every part of my body.

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Guy: Eww… stop getting vomit on our floor!

Callidus: Sorry, for being vomited up! And besides, you're the one writing this story!

Dude: This chapter sucks! It needs some editing!

Guy: What! I think it's awesome.

Dude: Why didn't the dinosaur eat him!

Callidus: You wanted me to die?

Dude: Not you, the other weasel.

Callidus: What! ...You are one crazy dude, Dude.

Guy: Well, it's time to wrap up this chapter.

Dude: And this burrito pizza!

Guy: Yeah... see ya later!

Callidus: See you next time!