The Two Morons

By Samhoku

Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings or any of the characters. I have permission to use my sister and myself. xD

Chapter.

"We are hunting Orc, they took two of our friends captive." Aragorn said with a concerned expression.

The rivermark men looked at each other then Eomer said, "We caught the Orcs and slaughter them during the night."

"Two Hobbits! Did you see two Hobbits with them!"

"They where small, only children to your eyes."

"I hope none of you where stupid enough to kill them."

Everyone looked at Samantha and she started to wish she kept her mouth shut. She looked around and commented, "Wow, that was a weird phrase, I wonder where that came from?"

Aragorn sighed then looked at Eomer, "Forgive her, she has been running without food for quite a few days and without rest. I am pretty sure she is delusional."

Samantha grinned at Legolas, "Elf boy has pretty girl hair." She ducked when Legolas tried to whack her over the head. Normally he wouldn't even try to smack a girl, but she was being annoying.

"We gathered the carcasses and burned them." Eomer said quietly, hoping that they didn't unintentionally kill the small creatures. The creatures only sung about in old tales and talked about in prophesies.

"Frodo we are lost."

"No we are not."

"Men always say that."

"Sam, tell her we are not lost."

Sam sighed and looked at Veronica with a beaten puppy expression, "We are not lost."

Veronica huffed and looked around, "Oh, we're not are we? I think we are. This looks pretty much the same."

Frodo glared for a second then surrendered, "We are probably lost, but we have to look on the bright side!"

"There is no bright side in Mordor, Frodo. It is dark. No sun. No birds. Nothing. Not even snakes can live here." Veronica said gloomily, looking at her surroundings. She wasn't being very good for moral purposes.

Frodo rolled his eyes at Veronica and glared up at the girl, "You knew what I meant."

Sam followed along behind them, listening to them argue with an amused expression. He didn't like that Veronica annoyed Frodo so much, but he also did like it because that meant that Frodo would move faster.

Mixed feelings where natural with Sam. He always had them about Rosie, and often he had them about Frodo. Not in a romantic way, just in a friend way. Was he Frodo's friend or servant? Sometimes it was hard to tell. But always in the end he would remember that Frodo was definitely his friend.

It could be very confusing for such a small hobbit.

Samantha rode behind Aragorn and looked at the pile when they got there. Samantha walked back to the horse when Gimili found one of the elven belts and buried her face in its mane. She heard Aragorn scream when he kicked the helmet and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I kicked the blasted helmet and now I broke my toe! ARGHHHH." Aragorn yelled and fell over in agony before becoming distracted by the imprints in the ground, "A hobbit lay here. And another..." He went through the whole thing, following the imprints to the forest.

"Fangorn, what madness drew them in there?" Gimili asked with a slight awe and fear mixture in his voice.

After a little while they decided to dare enter the forest. As they looked around Gimili tasted the red on the leaf then spit some out, commenting in his harsh voice, "Orc blood."

Samantha was starting to remember this now. The hobbits would be safe with a giant tree that would go to battle. She heard a snap and everyone froze.

"The white wizard approaches." Legolas spoke in a mysterious voice that made Samantha want to laugh at him.

"Do not let him speak, he will put a spell on us." Aragorn said in a voice that held a trace of fear. When they all spun and threw their weapons at the wizard Samantha turned around slowly and watched with a non-concerned expression on her face.

"You follow in the footsteps of two young hobbits." The voice said.

"Where are they?" Aragorn asked with aggressiveness.

"They are safe." The voice said again.

"Who are you? Show yourself!" Aragorn said with a loud voice and took half a step forward, wanting to know who it was and why he hadn't hurt him yet.

Gandalf stepped out of the light and gave the man a kind smile.

"You fell."

"Through fire and water. I smote my enemy and left him on the mountainside." Gandalf said then he looked at Samantha, "Ah, I was hoping you where still here. Where is your sister?"

"Mordor, probably. With Frodo and Sam." Samantha commented, looking at her finger nails, "You don't happen to have an inhailer?"

Gandalf tossed her one and laughed at the surprised look on her face. She had needed this object for quite some time.