CHAPTER 1: Day One
"Ok class, settle down. Let's get started."
The students get quiet.
"I have spoken with Lord Death and he wants us to focus on one subject in particular. And while I have my reservations about it, it was a direct order so I will follow through with it."
Sid turns to the chalkboard behind him and writes, in big bold letters, SEX ED.
"Lord Death has made this priority one so take as many notes as you need."
Sid takes out Mira and she turns into her human form.
"I will have Mira assist me with the female portions. Ready, Mira?"
"Ready."
"Then let's begin."
Sid and Mira both drop their pants and remove their tops. Sid's thick manhood sways as he throws his shirt in a pile.
"I will be explaining the physical side of sex, while Professor Stein will explain the positions of intercourse. If we try to all be mature about this, I think we can get through it very quickly. And if any pictures of this end up on the internet, I will immediately fail you. Understood?"
"Yes, Professor Sid."
"Alright, then. Let's begins with identifying different parts of the body. First up is the male body. The male's genitalia is called the penis. It is comprised of the glans, testicles and-what's so funny, Blackstar?"
"It's a penis? What's not funny?"
"Blackstar, if you'd take this more serious, maybe you'd actually learn something."
"Pft, I know all there is to sex! I'm Blackstar! I'm a sex god!"
"Oh really? Then would you care to explain how to ejaculate a woman using only fellatio?"
"...fell...aye...she-what?"
"That's what I though. Now, where was I? Oh yes. Mira will now demonstrate what happens when a male is aroused and blood begins to flow to the pe-MMMNG!"
Mira begins passionately kissing and making out with Sid. His hands immediately grab her rear and squeezes her buttocks.
Soul looks over at Maka, who is noticeably uncomfortable.
"You okay, Maka?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. I'm doing great."
Soul notices a small wet spot in the center crease of Maka's skirt.
"...see something you like?"
Maka blushes and sinks her head into her shoulders.
"No!"
"How about now?"
Maka turns and looks at Soul who has unzipped his pants and let his dick escape the confines of his shorts. Maka just stares in amazement at it. It's perfect. It's shape, it's slight curve, it's length. It wasn't a huge dick, very average in fact. But it just the right size, no scares from circumcision either. She reaches out and put her hand around it. The heat coming off of it was radiating out all around. It was the most intense thing she had ever felt before. She began sliding her hand up and down the shaft, almost instinctively. Soul laid his head back and began watching Sid and Mira again. Mira pulls her lips away, finding Sid member now fully erect.
"Err-hem, uh thank you Mira. As you can see, the penis is now fully erect. But first, we have to check the female's vaginal juices. Any guesses as to how we get vaginal juices flowing? Anyone? How about you, Liz? Patty?"
"Uh...Kid's penis is curved to the left. Thinking about it get me going on lonely nights."
"WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THAT?! IT'S EVEN MORE OF A DEFECT THAN MY HAIR!"
Instantly, Kid gets a nosebleed and passes out in his chair.
"Well yes, I supposed fantasizing would do it. But I'm thinking something along the lines of contact. The technical name for this is cunnilingus.'"
Sid helps Mira up onto the desk. She lays on her back with her legs bent slightly.
"Cunnilingus is when one person licks and sucks the vagina of another person. The tongue can be inserted into the vaginNNNMMM!"
Mira shoves Sid's head in between her legs and he immediately begins giving her head. Meanwhile, Blackstar leans over to Tsubaki.
"Pft, I don't need that. I'm Blackstar! My cock is the best around! It's the envy of every man, woman and child!"
"I don't think that came out how you meant it to."
"I always come out! I'm Blackstar!"
"Little more information than I needed to know."
"Blackstar! If you continue to interrupt this class, I will have no choice but to make an example of you."
"Pft! As compromised a position you're in, I'd like to see you try."
"Blackstar, don't do something you'll regret."
"I regret nothing! I commit to every action I do! I'm Blackstar!"
Sid pulls out and in one fell swoop, glides over to Blackstar, grabs him out of his seat and throws him in the air. Mira lunges off the desk, kicks Blackstar in the stomach, sending his body flying through the air. Sid clenches his fist and gives Blackstar a hardy sucker-punch to the spine. Cringes and gasps are heard from the class as audible cracks come from the blue-haired boy. Sid and Mira continue this back and forth, somewhat comparable to a tennis match. Eventually, Blackstar is not much more than a bruised and bloody stump. At this point, Sid hangs Blackstar up on the coat hook by the door. Death The Kid looks over at his twitching body.
"Hey Blackstar."
"...yeah..."
"Would you like a side of bacon with the egg on your face?"
Blackstar heavily breathes out his response.
"You...me...outside...ass-kicking..."
"Whatever."
"Now that he won't be an interruption any longer, let's continue." Sid carefully slides himself back into Mira and begins thrusting at a standard pace. "Now, after the male has been sufficiently stimulated, he begins approaching plateau. At this point (grunt) he will (grunt) begin to get overwhelmed with (grunt) pleasure (grunt) until (grunt) until (grunt) UNTIIILLL!"
Sid thrusts very quickly for a few moments until the feeling of sexual prowess overcomes him. He gives one final thrust as the life-giving semen begins to empty out into Mira's womanhood. After a few waves, Sid slides out, catches his breath, and composes himself.
"So...once the...male has...finished...the afterglow can...begin."
Mira gets off the table, letting the warm liquid drip out of her opening.
"Any questions?"
Every student raises their hand.
"No? Good. Class dismissed."
As the confused students file out of the classroom, Maka gathers up her notes. She hears Soul speak up.
"Well...you want to try it out?"
Maka was surprised by the question, yet she knew exactly what her answer would be.
"S-sure...I guess..." Maka whimpered.
As Maka picked up her things and walked past Soul, he lifted her skirt and smacked her ass. Maka left out a squeak, and clutched her books tighter. Soul walks past her with an evil grin on his face. She chases after him, but maintains a short distance behind him. They head downtown to their apartment, make there way up the steps and into the room. Soul closes the door behind them and turns around to see an embarrassed Maka holding her arm and looking down at the floor.
"Alright...you go first."
Soul begins unbuttoning his shirt.
"Should I be more seductive?"
"No, I don't think so. I mean it's just removing clothing. Why should it be seductive?"
Soul pulls Maka in close to his bare chest.
"Maybe because that's what I wanted."
Soul kisses Maka on the neck. She lets out a soft breath, feeling shivers down her spine.
"...Soul..."
"...yes?"
"...let's do it."
Maka begins making out with Soul and unbuckling his pants. Soul responds by undoing her top and unzipping her skirt. After they both are naked, they look into each other's eyes.
"...you'd be my first, you know..."
"Same here."
"...I'm glad it gets to be you."
"...me too."
Maka hold onto Soul as he lays her down of their bed. They make an attempt, but things start to go sour fast.
"...ow!"
"Stop moving!"
"You stop moving!"
"I'm supposed to move!"
"Not like that!"
"How would you know? You were jerking me off the whole class!"
"Oh, and you were paying attention?"
"Of course! Who do you think I am? Blackstar?"
"At this rate, you may as well be!"
Soul dismounts Maka and lays next to her. They both stare up at the ceiling.
"...maybe we aren't so good at this."
"But it seemed so simple in class."
"Let's just wait for tomorrow's class. Maybe we are missing something."
"I guess..."
Soul kisses Maka on the forehead. She smiles and cuddles with him. Soul just smiles as they both drift off to sleep.
"I love you, Maka."
Soul didn't expect a response, but he fully knew what it would've been.