A/N: Thanks to everyone who commented. Here's Sam's chapter. It takes place after the episode, iKiss. So beware if you haven't seen it yet.
The Secret Diary of… Sam Puckett
Normally, I wouldn't give a second thought about writing anything. If it involves reading and writing, I'd usually pass. But at Carly's suggestion, I'm giving this journal thing a try. She said it helps get her thoughts and emotions down on paper, she says it's kinda relaxing. So I thought to myself, why not? Anyway, here goes nothing. It's been quite some time since me and Carly started doing iCarly. I never really thought that everyone would make such a big deal about our web show. I mean, it's just me and Carly just being ourselves, making fun outta stuff. But all of a sudden, more and more people responded like crazy. It was so big that even some big hot-shot TV producer wanted to make iCarly at television show. But they wanted to change everything. They even went as far as putting some stupid dinosaur with us. I was having none of it. They said I was too aggressive. I say, this is who I am. I'm mean, rude, and obnoxious and if you can't handle that you better run fast cus I have a pretty mean right cross. Despite all this, I have the best friend anyone could ask for.
It's funny how two people who are very different from each other can be so close. Take me and Carly. Carly is a perfect student and gets along pretty with everybody. I, on the other hand, the C average student with most of her family in prison, will go ballistic if someone even looks at me the wrong way. But I guess, in a lot of ways me and Carly complement each other. Maybe that's why we work so well together. She's always willing to stick up for me no matter what I do. Like the time I changed her grade on the school's computer, she covered up for me until it was practically eating her alive. Or when I was going out with Jonah, and he tried to kiss her but Carly kept quiet cus since knew how happy I was. I'd do anything for my best friend. I remember when Carly was considering Briarwood Prep. There was no way I was gonna let my best friend leave everything she has here and all the people that love her. I remember when with both wanted to go out with Shane. Things got a little hairy. That's when we decided that our friendship is much more important any boy. She's my b.f.f. and I'd do anything for her. She's done so much for me. I guess having Carly as my best friend kinda keeps me in check. If I wasn't hanging with Carly and Freddie who know's what kinda of crowd I'd be with.
And of course there's my favorite person I love to hate. Well, sorta hate. I just can't help it; every time I see Freddie I just have the urge to just smack him upside the head like there's no tomorrow. I don't know why I do it, but I just do. Maybe it's some kind of reflex. But you know, in some strange way I think Freddie gets a kick out of it. I'll make some snide remark and he'll respond with some witty comeback. It's all good fun. At least until someone gets hurt, then I'll say to Freddie, "Shake it of big guy." Even though I give him a hard time, Freddie's an ok guy. I'll give him credit, he's a big part of iCarly and we wouldn't be able to do it without him. I mean, I love to harass Freddie whenever I can but I guess I crossed the line when I let the cat outta the bag in front of the world about Freddie not kissing anyone before. I never seen Carly so mad at me before. She looked like she wanted to rip me to shreds. So to make things right, I admitted to everyone that I never kissed anyone. I was really putting myself out there. Even Carly was surprised that her free spirited friend has never even kissed a boy before. But I was caught a little off guard when Freddie suggested that we "get our first kiss over with." And I must say, he's not a bad kisser. But Carly doesn't have to know that. Maybe that should just be my little secret.
the one and only - Sam
Next chapter - The Secret Blog of Freddie Benson