What Happens At Shadow's House…

Part 2:

Apparating, Blood… and Possibly Escape

Shadowed Nightwings: Hey, everyone!

PsychoMonkeyWithAChainsaw: Guess what? I finally got an account on FanFiction! And, I got to choose my name! Guess what it is!

Shadow: Considering the fact that it says it right before your line, I think they know that it's PsychoMonkeyWithAChainsaw.

Psycho: Well… poo you!

Shadow: Anyways, we got a few reviews asking us to continue this story.

Psycho: Actually, it was only one review.

Shadow: Whatever. We're bored, and have nothing to do.

Psycho: So, to amuse ourselves, we've kept Max, Fang, Angel, Edward, Bella, and Emmett in captivity, with minimum food for the Flock, and only one deer for the vampires. Things are going to get dicey!

Shadow: Wait, you didn't feed the vampires?! We're the only humans here; they'll kill us! And anyways, not feeding the Flock isn't a good thing either. It's how you killed your pet fish in first grade.

Psycho: Swimmy!!!!!! *starts crying pathetically*

Emmett: I smell tears! Who wants a bear hug?

Psycho: Sorry, Emmett. I'm squishable.

Max: Hey, I thought you were trying to flirt with me! *punches Emmett* Ow!! My newly repaired hand!!!

*POP*

Harry Potter: Whoa, this isn't the Leaky Cauldron! Where am I?

Psycho: OH MY GOD!!! IT'S HARRY POTTER!!! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!

Edward: Hey, I thought you were my biggest fan!! And who is he, anyways?

Psycho: I was, but Edward, he can do magic. You're just sparkly.

Shadow: Wait. We didn't even write Harry Potter into this story! How'd he get here?

Harry Potter: I think I just failed my Apparation test.

Psycho: While you're here, can I get your autograph?

Edward: You never asked me for my autograph!

Psycho: Yes, but we wrote you here. He popped in out of thin air! There's really no competition.

Shadow: Ok, people! Let's get back to the plot line!

Psycho: We have a plot line? I thought we were just saying random stuff.

Shadow: Shhh! Don't tell them that!

Psycho: I just did.

Shadow: Whatever. You *points to Harry Potter*, Get out of here. You're not in this story.

Harry: I'm out of here! You're all psycho.

Psycho: Actually, I'm Psycho. PsychoMonkeyWithAChainsaw. But my friends call me Psycho. So, call me Psycho.

Harry: Yeah…

*POP*

Psycho: Harry! Wait! I thought we had a real connection!

*POP*

Harry: Not likely.

*POP*

Angel: How come Fang and I have been ignored this whole story?

Fang: Don't bring me into this. I'm not complaining.

Bella: Hey, I've been ignored, too!

Edward: Not by me. *Edward and Bella start making out. Passionately*

Everyone: Eww!

Angel: My mind! It's been permanently scarred!

Max: Angel, honey, I told you not to read his mind! He's a teenage boy; he thinks evil thoughts!

Edward: Actually, I'm 104.

Fang: Can you say pedophile?

Bella: *Steps away from Edward*

Psycho: And to think I wanted to kiss you! Just another reason to like Harry more!

Shadow: Hey, let's break this up, people! Everyone sit back down!

Bella: But there aren't any chairs…

Psycho: *tries to sit down in a nonexistent chair, and falls down*

Everyone: HAHA!!

Psycho: It's not nice to gang up on people that are smaller and weaker than you!

Angel: Did she just insult herself?

Max: Yes, dear. She's what you would call retarded.

Psycho: Actually, people call me Psycho. *starts to get up, and trips*

Everyone: HAHA!!

Psycho: Ouch, I gave myself a paper cut without any paper. That takes skill!

Edward: I smell blood!

Shadow: Oh boy.

Fang: It's not that big of a deal; it's just a little blood!

Shadow: Yeah. They drink blood. That's kind of the point of being a vampire, in case you didn't get that memo.

Max: Actually, we didn't. You know, because we were kidnapped and forced here against our will?

Shadow: Yeah…

Psycho: RUN!!

Shadow: You can't outrun vampires!

Psycho: Yes, but we can out-Apparate them! HARRY!!

*POP*

Harry Potter: Oh, fine! *Grabs Shadow and Psycho*

*POP*

Edward: NOO!!!!! The blood is gone!!!!!

Bella: Stop being so emo.

Edward: Bella, the love of my life – existence – for you, I will do anything! I will walk through fire for you! For you, I would –

Angel: No, you wouldn't!

Edward: You're ruining my romantic monologue!

Bella: If that's your idea of a romantic monologue, then we're through!

Edward: So… you're dumping me?

Bella: Yep.

Emmett: So… you're available?

Edward: Emmett, are you flirting with my girlfriend?

Bella: Your ex-girlfriend.

Emmett: Any time you're lonely, or need a break from my loser of a brother, you know who to call.

Fang: Well… this is awkward….

Max: She actually doesn't need to call you. We're locked in this room.

Angel: Hey guys, we're actually not locked in this room. They left the key behind when they Apparated away.

Fang: Should we be insulted that a 6 year old was the first one to realize this?

Angel: Yep.

*Everyone rushes for the door*

*Shadow and Psycho watch from a mysterious cloud that randomly appeared above the room*

Shadow: Will our favorite fictional character's epic escape succeed? Or will it fail miserably? Tune in for our next episode of What Happens At Shadow's House next Friday night, at 6:00!

Psycho: Or whenever we decide to write the next chapter! Either way, stay tuned!

Shadowed Nightwing's Author's Note: So… as you can see, we decided to do a second chapter. Whether or not we do a third chapter is up to you! If we get at least 5 reviews, we'll write another chapter. If not…. I hope you love a good cliffhanger!

PsychoMonkeyWithAChainsaw's Author's Note: I actually did get an account! Look up my stories!

Shadowed Nightwing's Author's Note Continued: Is that a plug for your stories?

PsychoMonkeyWithAChainsaw's Author's Note Continued: Maybe!!

Shadowed Nightwing's Author's Note Continued: *rolls eyes* Anyway, tell us what you think about Harry Potter appearing, and any comments, questions, or concerns!