8/31/76
Dear Diary,
Since when am I good at a subject? Was in Divination today and properly predicted Peter Pettigrew's future! Or at least that's what cool hipster Professor Munts told me... Explained to Peter that life would be unpleasant and "lumpy" as that's what bottom of tea cup looked like. Earned ten points for Gryffindor and an approving nod from the Marauders (SCORE!). Also sat at lunch with Lily Evans... felt very popular as she was bombarded time and time again by Potter. She gave him the cold shoulder but would always smile in private when he wasn't looking... Curious? I think so. Should plan to attempt to make myself her confidant as she seems vair nice. Hopefully she can look past Severus being my twin. Certainly don't agree with him on pure blood thing. Stupid git. Anyways, talked to hottie Zachary Wood today whilst faking studying in Common Room. I asked him to borrow a quill and was victorious in starting flirt sesh. Success! Finally some pro active contact with the opposite sex. Anyway, must sleep as I need to wake up earlier tomorrow to get primped for day. Shall not want to disappoint future boyfriend. Toodles!
9/01/76
Dear Diary,
Why does everything I do always go horribly wrong? Woke up feeling confident from yesterday and decided to try some beauty charms to enhance womanly whiles. Make up went well as I played up blue eyes and pouty lips and teeth whitening seemed to be a success, so then I tried dying my hair a lighter color... BIG mistake. Hair turned hot pink. Least to say, some vair horrible words came spilling out of my mouth, awakening my roomies and leading to all Gryffindor girls attempting to fix said situation on top of my head. No success came from attempts so had to go through most of day with bright pink hair as Minnie was unavailable for such a "petty problem" until after lunch. Was harassed by Slytherins before lunch and saved from total humiliation by, quite surprisingly, Sirius Black... Probably felt sorry for this old charity case. He walked me to dine thereafter, eliciting quite a few jealous glares from faithful bimbtastic followers. Encounter ended there as he went to sit with Marauders. Sat with Lily again today! Such a saintly ginger. She even went with me to Minnie's room to have hair changed to proper state. We then hung out throughout afternoon classes and had cute times gossiping about James Potter (can totally see right through her...). She apparently used to think I was blissful in my isolation. I explained to her that this was facade. Hopefully friendship will grow stronger in coming year. Anywho... sat near Zachary at dinner and was told that I looked "fetching"! I see a boyfriend at the end of the tunnel... Well, I've got to go since suddenly I am a very important person. Sixth year rocks!