"Yo! Hey Yoshi! Ness and Kirby ran out into the garden of Smash Mansion to greet their friend. Yoshi was standing on one of the many large and fancy bridges of Smash Garden. It stretched over a dusty path. He was peering over the edge, directly under him was Samus in her zero--suit. She was humming to herself and flipping through the pages of a weapons magazine.
Kirby approached him with his arms opened warmly. "Wassup my home-skillet-biz-"
"Don't call me bizkit." Yoshi interrupted in a whisper. A hurt Kirby sunk back and away. A wad of spit was forming at Yoshi's mouth, he swayed his head from side to side to decide on the perfect place to execute his attack. His eyes remained locked on his target, which was of course, Samus. Ness and Kirby leaned over the edge of the bridge too.
Finally, after what seemed like an eternity of spit gathering, Yoshi let the clear orb of saliva plummet towards Samus's blonde hair. As soon as it left his lips, he cupped his hands around his mouth and screamed. "SAMUS!"
"Eh?" A doomed Samus looked up just in time for the spit wad to nail her right in the eye. "AUGH! ACK!" She flung her magazine aside and scratched at her eyes wildly. "YOSHIII!" She screeched and looked up at the smashers peering over the bridge. Even from that great height, they could see the anger burning in her eyes. "Damn," Ness patted Yoshi on the back. "you got her good!"
"Yoshi! You little shit!" She flipped out her stun gun and fired nonstop at the bridge above her. Yoshi and his friends barely dodged the shots. Kirby laughed and leaned over the edge once more. "Hah! Chooo missed us!" Samus grinned darkly. "Then I'm just gonna have to come up there!" She took off full speed, laughing insanely.
"OHFUCKOHFUCK! RUN DUDE RUN!" Kirby, Ness, and Yoshi all ran off the bridge, screaming at the top of their lungs.
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"Is the coast clear?" Ness whispered in the dark. Yoshi was peeking out of the closet door.
"I'm not sure, let's just lay low in here for a bit. Okay?" He clicked the door shut and locked it. Kirby flicked the light switch on.
"So," Yoshi plopped himself down next to Kirby and Ness. "what did you want to ask me?"
"You think you could join our band?" Kirby questioned. "Okay!" Yoshi smiled and nodded. "What's it called?"
"Huh?"
"The name. What's the band's name?"
"Oh," Ness realized that he and Kirby had yet to name the band. "we don't have a name yet..."
"CARDBOARD CUTIES!" Kirby suddenly shouted. Ness and Yoshi ignored him. After a few moments of thinking, Yoshi spoke up. "How about... The Greatest Band in the History of All Things Band-Related?"
"That... is an effin' awesome name!" Ness gave Yoshi a high-five.
"Yeah!" Kirby agreed. "Though I personally thought Cardboard Cuties was better."
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"Roy, wear the flippin wig! It's not gonna kill you!" Marth was chasing Roy around the room with a gigantic wig of dreads in his hand.
"NO! NONONONO! It'll STEAL my SOUL!" He suddenly stopped running to hide in a corner.
"Guys, c'mon, we're working on our looks here!" He turned to Roy and folded his arms across his chest. "Would you rather have REAL dreadlocks?" Roy sniffed and wiped a frightened tear from his eye. "N-no..." He stood up from his corner. Link placed the wig on his head. "There! Perfect!"
"Can I go shirtless?" Ike questioned as he examined his bare chest in the mirror. "No, you most certainly cannot!" Link threw a shirt at Ike's head.
"Awh, c'mon!" Pit stepped out of the dressing room clad in his rocker outfit. "This thing is totally gay!" His fellow band members turned to look at him. He had on tight leather pants with a sleeveless cowboy jacket. "No it isn't!" Link insisted. He placed a cowboy hat decorated with rhinestones on Pit's tousled brown hair.
"Ohh!" Ike squealed when he saw Pit's get up. "Can I have something sleeveless too?" He begged to Link.
"No!" Link brushed him away. "We agreed that you would be the robot! Remember?"
"Link," Marth approached the blond swordsman. "What are YOU going to wear?" He asked suspiciously.
"Oh... I'll take care of that! Now go put on your leotard!" Link commanded. Marth's suspicious look remained, but he still walked into the changing room.
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A/N: I spit on my friends... but on accident. XD
I talk so damn fast. It's a wonder I don't faint from lack of air.