Project Team Beta Smut University 2012: Ficology: The Human/Vampire Reproductive System

Homework: Write a lemon using a Karma Sutra position you've never come across in a fic before

My position: Sofa Spread Eagle. You can google it ;)


"Edward!" I squealed as I ran down the hall.

Quick cutting moves around the boxes were my only chance of outrunning him.

I rounded the corner to the living room and jumped on our couch, but he was in front of the couch before I actually landed.

"Bella," his deep, husky voice warned teasingly.

"Edward." I batted his hand from my bare thigh with a smile.

"You said as soon as they left, we could do it on every surface in the new apartment." He crossed his arms over his chest and pouted.

"We already did it in the office. And the stupid laundry closet. Do you know how cold the washer was against my stomach?" I danced a bit, shifting my weight from foot to foot so I could make my getaway if he made another grab for me.

He stuck his pouty lip out because he knew I couldn't resist it.

"Oh my god. You're such a baby!" I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him to me. He unfolded his arms and wrapped them around my waist squeezing me as he nuzzled my boobs.

I could feel vibrations in my chest as he hummed against my breastbone as I lightly scratched his scalp.

"You're the smartest woman in the world," he said as he kissed the swell of my breast and then my collarbone and neck.

"I am?" I said more as a breathy moan than a question.

"Uh-huh." He stretched up to kiss my neck. "You were the one who banned all clothing until Monday morning."

I cradled his face in my hands, bringing my mouth to his. Just before I pressed my lips to his, I whispered, "We should never wear clothes again."

He groaned in agreement, opening his mouth to mine. His fingertips burned a trail as he dragged them down and wrapped them around the backs of my legs, lightly grazing, exploring for wetness I was sure he'd find.

His fingers on my still sensitive flesh were amazing, and lost in the feeling, I lolled my head back, breaking our kiss.

"We can, you know." He peppered my chest with slow, sweet kisses. "We never have to wear clothes again at home because this is our apartment. Just you and me. No parents. No brothers. No roommates. Just you and me."

Edward's mouth moved to my breast, licking and sucking in a rhythm that mimicked the strokes of his fingers at my center. My hands moved to his hair, holding him closer to my chest.

"Edward." I was nearly panting. "Oh god."

I felt him smile. "Yes?"

"I'm going to…I'm…I'm going to again."

"You're going to what?" Still maintaining the delicious pace of his fingers, he turned his attention to my other breast.

I gasped at the new sensation, and he bit down in response causing me to tug on his hair.

"Please."

"Please what, Bella?"

"Jesus Edward, I'm so…I want you inside me. Please," I begged.

"But you said…"

I tugged on his hair, bringing his face up to mine, and stared into his emerald eyes, begging him to see my need, begging him to help me. "Please."

A victorious smile crossed Edward's face. "I could never say no to you."

I tried to wrap one of my legs around his waist so that he could carry me to the next 'surface', but he pushed it away, setting my foot back down on the seat cushion.

I looked at him, confused. His eyes twinkled with mirth as they bored into mine. "Here."

"Here?" On the couch? We've done it plenty of times on the couch. "Okay," I shrugged, trying to lower myself to my knees so I could lie down.

"No. Like this. Standing up." He was kissing up and down the column of my neck. I'd pretty much agree to anything at this point. But we'd tried standing up before.

"Edward, you know that doesn't work. I'm too short; we don't line up."

"You're taller now."

I looked down at my feet on the sofa and back to Edward. I was taller, much taller than Edward.

"Unless, all of a sudden, you have a thirteen inch dick, this isn't going to work either."

Edward smirked. His fingers stopped their stroking, and he trailed his hand down my leg, pulling it out, so it was on the other cushion.

"Spread your legs." Edward's voice was dark and demanding. It sent fantastic shivers down my spine; I think I'd do anything he told me to in that voice.

He repeated the action, spreading me wider, setting my other foot on the far cushion. His hands kneaded my inner thighs, slowly inching their way upward until his fingers could tease my entrance again.

Perched on the front edge of the sofa, with my feet so far apart, aligned me perfectly with Edward. I gently nipped at the salty skin of his throat. I could feel the vibrations of his deep groans on my lips.

He slid past my entrance in long, slow strokes that set me on fire, but it wasn't enough.

"Please." I pulled his face to meet mine so he could see the need in my eyes. "Please."

"Hold on to my shoulders."

With his grip on my thighs, he tilted my hips, and pushed against my opening, ducking his head to watch. I watched his eyes, the way his eyebrows knitted together and relaxed with the smallest advance until I couldn't take it anymore and closed my eyes.

I rested my forehead against his shoulder, breathing in his scent and focusing on the feel of him sliding deeper and deeper.

My head lolled, and my mouth reached blindly for something, anything to latch on to, to connect with him the way my chest, abdomen, and we were connected, the way we were connected inside of me.

My lips found the pulse on his neck, and I alternated between warm open mouth kisses and sucking that would definitely leave a mark as he slowly buried himself deeper and deeper.

"Ffff…ffffuuu…ohhhh."

"Say it Baby. I love it when you talk dirty."

My nails dug into his shoulder as I felt his pelvis meet mine, his pubic bone pushing against my clit so perfectly.

"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Oh god that's so good."

"Who's so good?" Edward asked, pulling back minutely. My forehead was pressed into his jaw, and I could feel him smile. But the sensation was still too much; I couldn't open my eyes. It was too much, but it was perfect.

Edward's movements stopped. He wanted an answer.

"Fuck…Ed..ward. You're so fucking good." Edward pushed back, hitting both fucking spots. I squeaked.

"Damn right."

His fingers never stopped massaging my inner thighs as his slow, shallow thrusts took me higher and higher. I expected hard, forceful sex like the other two times earlier today, but this was slow and languorous but so intense. It was like a pulse hitting that secret spot deep inside that some women deny and the one outside that every woman knows.

New waves of euphoria came with every push. Pulses of energy zinged to every part of my body. My legs quivered and my arms, clinging so desperately to Edward's shoulders neck and upper back, shook. I couldn't lift my head from his chest.

High pitched, keening sounds escaped with my breath, but they made no words. I came or I was coming or I had come, multiple times, I couldn't tell. I cried out one last time, wanting to push Edward away or pull him closer. I wasn't sure which. But I didn't have the strength for either. Edward caught me and lowered me to the couch.

I thought my heart was going to beat out of my chest. I don't know how long I laid on the couch, unmoving, trying to catch my breath. When I finally opened my eyes, it took several blinks before I could focus on Edward's beautiful face hovering over mine.

"Oh my god Baby, that was…I…did you even come?" I asked, looking at his semi hard erection, then back to his beautiful green eyes.

He nodded and rolled to his side, settling between me and the back of the couch and pulling me into his arms. "I did, but I was about to come again."

"Bullshit," I scoffed.

"Baby, you know I'm a stud."

"Whatever." I slapped his chest playfully. "You're so full of yourself."

"Well, a minute ago, you were full of me," he quipped back.

I rolled my eyes. "That was freaking fantastic. How did you…how did you know to do it like that?"

Edward's face reddened; he looked down for a moment then back to me. "I read it in the magazine you left in the bathroom."

"You read my Cosmo?"

"Yeah. Half of that thing is about sex. And the other half is ads showing barely dressed people."

"Oh my god. Please tell me you're not using Cosmo to jerk off."

"Never! I only think of you when I'm spanking the monkey," he said with a wink.