Now to the second pirate-e goodness chap!! I forgot my disclaimer so here it is. I do not own any final fantasy or kingdom hearts characters but I make them bend to my will.

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There was a mad scramble as the last few people boarded the boat waiting to sail into the sunset. Until Tidus noticed something was wrong. Where was Selphie? 'Crap, Wakka we gotta go and find Selphie!'

'She ain't here?'

'No that's why we gotta go find her doopie!'

'SORA. We gotta go n find Selphie ya?' with that the two jumped off the boat to the harbor and ran towards the town. The two young teens ran to all the places that a sugar high teen chick was normally at. They checked the mall. They checked the coffee shop. They checked the strip club. They even checked the movies full of chick flicks. Nothing. They eventually lost for ideas remembered Selphie's secret fantasy and ran there like the wind. The Waxing salon.

They were not a minute too late. The appointment was scheduled to start in five minutes. They ran into the holding area when a security guard stopped them. 'Do you have a pass?' the man in his late thirties asked them. He was a big man bald and had a especially grumpy look on his face. 'Na, we don't.' Tidus said running past him. This in turn did not please the man. He thought of what to do coming to a decision not to run after the two young men. They saw a sign signaling to the ladies dressing room and they turned down it looking for their friend. 'All right Wakka you go that way I'll go this way.' Tidus said signaling to his left. He took off looking among the half naked girls looking for his friend. Suffice to say there were many distractions and it took him a while to find Selphie. She was still wearing a plain yellow dress that came just above her knees. She also had a pink head band on. 'Oi!' Tidus yelled across the room trying not to stare at the naked chick right next to Selphie… well not obviously. 'We gotta go… now Riku is leaving and we are not gonna be left behind.'

'I wanna stay Tidus.' Selphie in an extremely sweet voice.

'Well, ummmm this is such a hard decision to make ummmm… Come with me now.'

'No.'

'No sugar for a week lets go.'

'I have a stash.' Was the calm reply.

'I found that one.'

'What?'

'I know there's more than one?'

'That's beside the point where was this stash?'

'Under the bed.'

'I have another.'

'In the shower hat.'

'Damn.'

Aaand the one in Wakka's bag.'

'Shit.'

'Aaaand the one in Yuffie's shoe. And the one in Tifa's skirt. The one in Cid's laptop. Leon's garage. Sora's Keyblade. Riku's shampoo bottle. In your hat in your bag there. Kairi's straightener. Roxas' hair gel,' Tidus said ticking off his fingers when he remembered another one.

'Fuck. And the last one?'

'The treasure chest under the anchor next to the pinball machine. I saw Leon in it before.'

'WHAT?!? WHY ARE WE STILL HERE THEN?!?' and with that she left at the speed of sound, a blur trailing behind her.

'WAKKA, WE'RE LEAVING NOW!!!' Tidus screamed walking away. Taking one last look at the still naked girl where Selphie had her things he picked them up and walked away grabbing a drooling Wakka by the ear steering him away.

Back on the boat things were not going very well. Riku was yelling at Roxas for inviting three perfect strangers onto his ship. Yuffie was heavily hinting where she wanted to sleep to Leon. Sora was chasing Tifa for throwing away his phone because he was playing crazy frog. And Selphie was frantically checking her storages for sugar to no luck.

After Riku had thoroughly shattered Roxas' already self esteem he yelled out to Pence. 'HOIST THE MAIN SAIL!'

'Aye aye Ca'ptn,' and with that he proceeded to run over to the rope that did indeed hoist the main sail. He tugged hard but nothing happened. The rope didn't budge. He tried again. Nothing.

'PENCE I NEED THAT MAIN SAIL!' Riku Yelled at the teen. After another minute of Result less pulling Cloud took pity and went to help him. 'Here's how ya do it kid.' He roughly pushed Pence to the side and pulled hard on the rope… it still didn't move. 'LEON, TIFA HELP.' Cloud yelled out. The two requested walked over. 'You can't pull a rope down?' Leon asked smirking and placed his hands on the rope. The two men pulled but still the rope held fast. 'Tifa lets go.' Leon said gruffly. Tifa proceeded to grab the rope and pull as well. A little way away a young man was sitting high fiving his female partner at their antics of what they did to Riku's baby. Leon heard some snickering a little way off. Realizing this was going no where fast he let go and walked off and came to a snickering Keyblade master and a young girl he never seen before. He Picked Roxas up by the scruff of the neck holding him against the mast and said. 'What have you done? tell me now and you don't get hurt.'

'Super glue.'

'And?'

'Stop spell.'

'I hate you Roxas.'

'Same, but different.'

'Wha-' Then Leon was cut off by another flash of light and two more girls appeared he hadn't seen before appeared before him. 'Oi, drop him. Now.' A grey haired girl said with enough acid in it to burn away a super models makeup.

'I know you… I think.' Was Leon's answer still holding the blue boy, from lack of oxygen. 'But they were fairies not you.'

'That was us Leon.' The brown haired girl said. 'I'm Yuna, this is Paine and that is Rikku. We steal your ice cream.'

'YOU!!' he dropped Roxas and tore after the three retreating girls. 'Whew, im hungry.' Roxas thought to him self and walked off. Riku had come over to the rope in question examining it. 'Yeah we can fix this.' He held out his hand summoning the powers of darkness to his palm. Eventually there was a glowing ball of black fire. 'This ought to do it.' He said shooting the ball of flaming darkness at the thing covered in glue and a stop spell. There was a little smoke but when that cleared the rope fell and the main sail somehow rose. Then he saw a little fairy with brown hair carrying the rope up around a pole and back down. Holding the rope out to Riku she said. 'See, glad we came?'

'And you are?' was his reply. No thanks little girl. No awesome. Just "and you are?" Riku was real nice.

'Yuna. The blonde is Rikku an-.'

'I'm Riku. She needs a new name. There will be no confusion on this ship young lady.'

'Stiff shit buddy, she's Rikku get used to it.' Was the harsh reply.

'Why do I get no respect?'

'Coz you smell like crap, shit head.' With that Riku silently summoned his keyblade. Glowing in the mid day light. 'Oooh, what's his name has something like that as well. What was his name?'

'Sora?'

'Yeah him. He owes me munny.' And with that Yuna left Riku to tie the rope to a pole.

Soon after everybody was settled down enough Riku walked up to the wheel and declared in a loud voice 'Let the month long Orgy, slash party, slash fun thing begin.' And with that Sora cast off the rope holding them to port and they drifted off before being caught in a gust of wind and sailing away smoothly.

Not to far away another ship was being prepared to leave port. This ship was white and had no curves what so ever. There were not as many figures on this ship yet it demanded a certain level of respect from all who were aboard. The black sail was raised it had a very peculiar symbol upon it. 'Raise the main sail! And so the hunt is on…' Xemnas smiled to himself as his organization set out to regain their final member.

'Oi superior why do we even need that little weasel?' asked Xigbar

'Because he represents the underlying link that we once had to kingdom hearts' completion that once was stopped by his other. Us having him back will be a great increase in the standings of our tenacity and we will hence bring our forces down on their doomed existence.' Xigbar was not really listening. All he got from that spiel was Roxas would make them stronger. Simple. Xigbar however spotted a member standing at the front of the ship looking gloomy. This certain individual was a pyromaniac with a thirst for life. Well afterlife. Now he was but what they all were. An empty shell devoid of emotion and shame ready to stoop to all new lows to get his friend back and would burn any one in his way. This person was indeed Axel. Demyx and Larxene had tried to help him over come his remembered sadness but to no avail. Demyx luckily was a water elementalist and could treat the forth degree burns he received, Larxene however was not so lucky.

Now that the two ships were out in the open ocean there was sure to be many a troubles.

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now this is going to be split into Sora's group chaps and Organization chaps. This is coming along nicely. Any of my 43 readers. Want to drop me a line do so please do it now.