'Abbey' You DID invite Pikachu! After I specifically told you not to!
Kirby was just heading towards the Milk Bar when a strange shadowy figure whooshed in front of him! "I saw that!" cried Tuff, turning his Warpstar around. "We'll go get 'im, you just get to the Milk Bar!"
"Poyo!" Kirby flew off.
Arriving at the Milk Bar, Kirby was surprised to see no one but Link there. He was about to go and greet him, but then a shadowy figure (they're multiplying like rabbits, I say) crept up behind Link. Kirby quickly ducked behind the bar, but not before he saw the villain's face. He gasped. It was...Dark Mind! He had to go warn everybody. But he had to save Link first. There was only one choice. Dashing out from behind his shelter, he dodged Dark Mind and sucked up Link. Hopping on to his waiting warpstar, he zoomed off to find the others, trying really, really hard not to swallow.
Yoshi and the soldiers marched into the milk bar after they flew away from Popstar. Then they saw it! Kirby ate Link! And not only that there was the dark thingy that attacked Yoshi! "Troops attack!" Yoshi yelled, but as soon as they charged towards it, it vanished. So Yoshi took the egg coppter and followed Kirby.
"What is going on?" asked Link to himself. He was in some kind of moist, Pink chamber, and boy was it cramped.
"Byo Poyo!" said Kirby, who ,must be nearby.. Link was taken out of the room to realize it was no room, but he had been inside Kirby! What has that guy been eating? Too gross.
"What just happened?" Link asked
"Piyoh, byo kyo,wako beo poyo" was his answer.
" Get me off this warp star right now!" Link yelled, "I can't believe you attacked me and ate me!" It appeared that Kirby was trying to deny it, but Link could tell that his face was evil, and pulled out his sword. "I never liked you anyway, your too pink "Link said. But just before he could end the Kirby's life, Kirby dropped Link off, and Link landed in front of Gerudo Fortress. Time to check up on Kirby's comrade.
'Abbey' (is it me or is she getting annoying?) Oh, yeah, very evil. You can just see the wickedness pulsating through those baby-blue eyes. Who do you think he is, Saint Dane?
"Ugh, we lost 'im," groaned Tuff, panting. "Now we'll never- Kirby?"The puffball himself had just appeared, also appearing to be out of breath. Thankful to finally be around people who understood him, Kirby poured out the whole story.
"Oh my gosh," gasped Tiff. "He actually tried to attack you? How could he? You're just a baby!"
"Oh no," whispered Coo to Rick. "She's going maternal on Kirby again." Rick nodded, watching Tiff fuss over him, cooing and checking every part of him to make sure he was okay.
"Where's Link now?" asked Tuff, disgusted by his sister's behavior.
"Poyo piyoh byo," sighed Kirby, rather regretfully.
"That's the way to
do 'em!" cheered Dedede, then he noticed everyone's stares.
"Erm...I mean, I hope he's alright."
All of them set off
again, trying to find Link or Dark Mind, whoever came first.
Yoshi flew over Kirby's warpstar only to see that his friend Link had been thrown off Kirby's warpstar. Yoshi gasped. "Arm the egg canons men! "Yoshi said. The he thought "why is Kirby doing this?" Anyway the troops loaded the egg canons with 5 giant eggs. Yoshi aimed the target right in the middle of Kirby, king Dedede, and all those furry guys to. " On my mark men...FIRE!" Then 5 giant exploding eggs fired right at Kirby and friends!
'Abbey'The whole world's turning against my character. Bleh.
'The author' Will you get out of here?
'Abbey' Never!
Thinking quickly, Kirby positioned his Warpstar and gulped down all five egg bombs. No luck. The angered heroes had already prepared for another attack. Hum, thought Kirby. I'm in trouble now. What's that word that always calms people down? That word that quells rage and creates good feelings? What's that word that makes everything right no matter what goes wrong?
"Um...Ohana?" he guessed aloud. Link and Yoshi just stared at him.
"Poyo!" Tiff immediately understood and floated up next to him on her warpstar.
"Wait!" she cried. Yoshi and Link, surprisingly, stopped. Kirby whispered something in Tiff's ear.
"Kirby says he's really sorry if he's done anything to make you so mad," she translated. More whispering. Tiff turned to Link. "He also says that he had to eat you or else Dark Mind would have bumped you off right there!" She turned to Yoshi. "Kirby pushed Link off his Warpstar because Link was going to kill him! He didn't understand that Kirby had just saved his life! He also knew that if Link killed him, the Warpstar would crash, not recognizing who was trying to drive it." The less angry guys looked at each other.
"Ohhhhhhhh," they said in unison.
" Shoot em anyway boys!!!" said Yoshi. Just kidding. So Yoshi ceased fire and yelled out of the coppter "We should all team up to invade the fortress now!!" so Yoshi landed and got all his troops ready.
Link planned out a huge plan on how to get in, while other heroes arrived with there armies of Pokemon, toads, and others. Link said "I know you guys are all really smart, and so you should understand the plan. It is, we run in and tell Ganondorf to surrender". Most characters agreed with this, but a certain dinosaur knew something was strange.
"Link, since when did you start complementing people?" interrogated Yoshi, and then Link smiled.
"Wait your not the real Link, are you!" Exclaimed our dinosaur and then Link started to turn dark, and they realized that it was shadow Link! He began to talk.
"Why did you think I would be here when the story said I was near the Gerudo Fortress! Muwahaha!" Then he shot a net cannon at the people, but it was badly aimed and missed, although Luigi, some toads, and Falco were caught.
They were then hauled off to the Gerudo Fortress before anyone had anything to do about it.
Meanwhile, the real Link had made it to the heart of the Gerudo Fortress, after facing monsters, traps, and a chicken(in other words, he walked through the front door). He saw Gannondorf and was about to confront him when...To be continued
"Follow them!" Yoshi shouted. So everybody started running towards the fortress only to find it was entirely locked...besides the roof. Yoshi told everyone to get in the egg coppter. They started to fly upwards until two giant rocks were flung from the top of the fortress right at the coppter!(this is when one of the others heroes helps)
Link ran up to Gannondwarf when he said "I want Triforce" over and over again. Link then said:
"This isn't Gannondwarf, its a dummy! Then a cage fell on his head and he was thrown into the dungeon, where a familiar voice said
"Hey Mac, what ya in fer?" it was Gannondwarf!
"You mean that you didn't plan all this?" Link asked
"No I just make cookies all day, with mommy" obviously, Gannon was weird(and also odd), but hey, that's the result of too much therapy.
"Did you get captured, too?" asked Falco, who was here with Luigi and very scared toads. Then they all exchanged stories, about how Kirby was good, Gannondwarf had been attacked, and how the pizza saved the day! Forget that last part. They then began to plot their escape, when Luigi said "Pickles!" and they heard a pounding on the roof.
The rocks that Yoshi was dealing with were being flung at the Egg Copter and, although they were mostly missing, were making it impossible to get into the fortress. Kirby, in a last-ditch attempt, ate a small chunk of flying rock and turned into one himself as he fell through the roof. By some strange twist of fate, though, he landed in the jail cell with the others to find Gannondarf, Link, Falco and some toads playing cards while Luigi made a tune on the harmonica.
Before the pink ball of energy dropped into the jail cell, the inmates had tried everything to get out. Link had thrown bombs at the wall, Luigi shot green fireballs, Falco used his gun, and the toads asked the walls to please move. None of this helped however. So will their green dinosaur friend come to the rescue?
'Abbey' Umm, Yoshi can't come to the rescue. "This is where one of the other heroes helps", remember that?
'The author'Hmm, we are in a fix, aren't we?
Now I sit and make thinking poses.
'The author' Wait, I got it!
So, Kirby examined every area of the jail cell, including the hole in the ceiling, which was blocked by a newly fallen rock, and could not, even with all his pink little brainpower, discover a way to get out.
With Yoshi and his army being surrounded by rocks, and the others in jail, how will the heroes get out of this one?
'Abbey' Well, that was pathetic.
The author is having writer's block.
'Abbey' How about I come up with an ending?
'The author' No! Aha, here's something!
Just when it appeared Nintendo would have to find a new cast of characters, a person flew in with a Pretty Princess playwand to save the day! Bowser! He said
"No one says 'You have failed, Bowser' to me!" He shot the rocks with his wand that Peach reluctantly let him use, and all the heroes cheered. Then Bowser and Yoshi led their armies into fortress after breaking a hole in the ceiling.
The people in jail were very depressed until they saw Yoshi come by the cell.
"You can't get in" said a toad, "We've tried everything" Yoshi then said
"Not everything" and twisted his tongue into the shape of a key.
"We're free!" they all said. Then Link asked Yoshi how he knew what the shape of the key was. Yoshi said:
"I just looked at the one that was on the ground in your cell". Then all the jailbirds hit themselves on the head.
Everyone rushed into the main room of the Fortress to see all the shadows and Dark Mind at the rear. All the heroes fought their dark opposites, and even though they were beating them to the ground using a lot of effort, the shadows kept re-materializing. Then Kirby decided that he should go fight Dark Mind.
"You can't beat me," said Dark Mind.
MetaKnight flew in and gave Kirby a cool sword. "Or maybe you can" said Metaknight. Kirby slashed at the giant eye that was Dark Mind, and, after a battle that truly was dramatic, beat him. All the shadows were destroyed.
"Hooray!" cheered everyone.
Expect a certain dinosaur, who said "They are not gone, they are just hiding"
Yoshi turned around to see his shadow melt to the ground. " Its to bad no one else knows..."
Despite those words, everyone cheered and agreed to do have a party every month.