Well Well Well... based on certain events, I've decided to make the second part of this god forsaken list. Are you ready for more of my mindless, biased, misconceptioned opinions? mwahahahahaha!!


Resident Evil Pairings 1.5, oh my!



Sherry/The William Birkin Tyrant
......That's a nice start, duntche dink? This pairing I'm not gonna analyze for the obvious reasons but I will say this: I find it really depraved when that worm crawls out of sherry in the sewers X_x

Claire/Wesker
This was of course to please some of you who fantasize of them two together. I can't find any way in which they'd hook up except maybe in Veronica in the few times Wesker threatens Chris with Jill's life. Hmmm...wait a second. That's a GREAT possibility. Wesker, you old shameless bastard.

Jill/Zombie
Come on, everywhere we see Jill we see the hungry(horny?) living dead grabbing her leg trying to get a nice big bite o' Jill. Sure they're like Mongoose and Cobra, Cat and Dog, Paula and Monica but maybe THAT's what makes it intriguing. Erm..

Rebecca/Billy...yes it was BILLY! ....I tell ye, Im horrible at names
ok, though Billy was framed he was STILL in Jail. And escaping from state custody whether he's been framed or not makes him an escaped convict. DEAL WITH IT!! Oh, yes, Rebecca x Billy = Hot.

Matt formerly known as "Adam"/All those people mentioned 0_o
Matt and Alice, Matt and Rain, Matt and Kaplan... Matt's like black, it goes with everything.

Leon/Everyone
Oh yes, Leon is a big rugged masculine man. Don't call him otherwise or he'll knock on your door and kick you square in the nuts. Yep, that kids is what we call karma.

Kendo/Claire/Chief Irons
Claire gets sexually harassed everywhere she goes. Coincidentally all the midget zombies say her hair smells nice.

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Mkeh, me has a proposal. Of all the pairings in Part 1 and Part 1.5, select two of the Faved of the Faved. I'll fix ye all a nice juicy fic! ANY of the pairings. Write 'em in your reviews. I dare you to be disgusting...

PS. oh yes, please write their full names. Need I tell you why?! XD