A/N: Thank you for liking the story! Here is the first real chapter. Next chapter will be a continuation of this chapter for years 3-4. The chapter after that will be years 5-7, and the chapter AFTER THAT will be a fast forward to Fluffy.

Potions with Severus Snape: Years 1-2

"First Year-Gryffindor and Slytherin

"Welcome students, to potions. Now before we start, we're missing two students."

"Ooh! I know where one of them is!" Yelled Hermione as she jumped up and down in her chair.

"Miss Granger, I don't care."
"I'm late! Sorry I'm late!"
"What's your name?" "Bianca di Angelo."
"Well Miss di Angelo, twenty points from Gryffindor."
"Ron and Harry exchanged a look of anger.
"Ok class, I have some questions to test your knowledge. Who here knows the diff-"
"Sorry I'm late, I went down the wrong stairs after breakfast. Don't take off any points," said Piper calmly as she walked into the classroom and found a seat next to Jason.

"Fine. Anyway, what is the difference between..."
While Snape asked Harry questions, he realized he will have a hard time get by in this class.

-year-1-Ravenclaw-&-Hufflepuff

"Welcome class, to potions. Now class has started and-"
"My hair is on fire!" Shouted Leo as he ran into class, late.

"Here," said Snape as he stuffed Leo's head into a bucket of water.

"Thanks," said Leo as he brought his head out,"Now, where do I sit?"
"Over there," replied Snape while pointing at the empty spot between Rue and Calypso.
"Hello, I am Leo Valdez, Bad Boy Supreme. And you are?"
"Way out of your league," replie Calypso as she turned her head back to face Snape.

-year-2-Gryffindor-&-Slytherin-
"Students, where is Miss la Rue?"
"She's er...stuck in the Great Hall," replied Travis while snickering.
"What do you mean?" Asked Snape impatiently.
"He means that when we were in the Great Hall, we cast a spell on her shoes to stick to the ground, permanently," responded a laughing Connor

"Forty-"
"Connor! Travis!" Screeched Clarisse as she burst through the door.
"Run!" Yelled the siblings in synchronization as they ran out of the classroom.
"Get back her so I can kill you!" Screamed Clarisse as she followed them out of the class.
"Sixty points from Gryffindor!"

-Year-2-Ravenclaw-&-Hufflepuff-
"I'm late!"
"I know you're late. I expect this sort of thing to happen to Gryffindors, not the other houses. What is your name?

"What?"

"Moron," mumbled Annabeth.
"I heard that."

"You were meant to."

"Shut up Annie."
"Perseus."
"Wise Girl."
"Seaweed Brain."
"Owl Head."
"Kelp Head."
"Er...um... I give up."
"I always win."
"Five points from Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff, each."
"Percy, five galleons on Hufflepuff getting fourth place in the house cup."
"You're on, I could use five galleons. Gryffindor is getting last place."
"I always win."