SERIOUSLY TWISTED MOVIE
Part 2
Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!! Sugar 4 ever!!! Hyper rules!!!
Sorry about that. I really should stop eating sugar at night. But if I didn't, I couldn't write this fic.
Thanks everyone who reviewed this! Some of your suggestions were real great. Unfortunately I don't know much about Star Wars, so I'll leave it up to someone else to write that one. Brock as Jar Jar...hehehe...funny
DISCLAIMER: C'mon! Like I'm sane enough to own all these movies and characters!
Back in the store room, Pikachu was getting more and more worried. Togepi was a little upset because now she couldn't turn Brock into a mummy, but apart from that she was having the time of her life.
"Togi togi!"
Togepi climbed up another stack of cans.
"Pikaa!" Come back!
Pikachu went to climb up after her, but he fell off halfway, and landed *more lighning* in a roll of film...
Pikachu looked around. He was in a house. He tried to stand up, but found he had no legs. Pikachu realised he was floating through the air. Then he caught a glimpse of his reflection in a mirror.
"Aaaah!" he cried in a female's voice. This scared him even more. But what scared him most was when this guy who was sitting in front of the mirror fixing his bow tie said
"Weebo, the wedding was not on my schedule?"
"No..." answered Pikachu. Pikachu then became even more scared because he wasn't talking on purpose, it was just the body he was in.
"Why was that information deleted?" asked the guy.
"Hmm. I don't really know," replied Pikachu.
"Do you have another virus?"
"Now that you mention it, I am feeling kinda feverish."
The guy stuck his hand on Pikachu's 'forehead'. "You are a little hot. Say ah."
"Aaaaaah," said Pikachu, then "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" but the guy was too busy on his computer to notice.
"I'm Weebo, from Flubber! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" cried poor little Pikachu. Forunately the Professor hadn't seemed to notice the Pikachu ears on his robot...
Back in the store room, Togepi was kinda bored. Now that everyone had disappeared into films, she had no one to try to save her from falling off the cans. So that's exactly what she did. And she fell right into *scary music* bah bah baah BUUUM...
...a film surprise surprise!
Togepi looked around. She saw that she was in the jungle with a meerkat and a warthog. That wouldn't have been so bad, except that they were animated, but she was used to that. What really was bad was that they started singing.
"When he was a young warthog..." sang the meerkat.
"WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!" sang the warthog.
"Very nice," replied the meerkat, who then proceeded to sing:
"He found his aroma to a certain appeal,
He could clear the savanna after every meal,"
Then the warthog took over:
"I'm a sensitive soul,
Though I seem thick-skinned.
And it hurt,
For my friends never stood downwinnnnnnnd!
And, oh, the shame!
Put a change to my name,
And I got down hearted,
Every time that I..."
"Ssshh!" said the meerkat, "Not in front of the kids!"
Then they sang the chorus together:
"Hakuna matata!
What a wonderful phrase!
Hakuna matata!..."
"Hey, I like this movie!" said Togepi. "I'm Simba!" What the observant little egg hadn't noticed was that she was still wearing her shell...
TO BE CONTINUED...
I was interrupted as I was finishing this one by my mum, who made me go to bed. That seems to be the aim of all parents, to get their kids to bed. What she doesn't know is that I rarely stay there...
Part 2
Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!! Sugar 4 ever!!! Hyper rules!!!
Sorry about that. I really should stop eating sugar at night. But if I didn't, I couldn't write this fic.
Thanks everyone who reviewed this! Some of your suggestions were real great. Unfortunately I don't know much about Star Wars, so I'll leave it up to someone else to write that one. Brock as Jar Jar...hehehe...funny
DISCLAIMER: C'mon! Like I'm sane enough to own all these movies and characters!
Back in the store room, Pikachu was getting more and more worried. Togepi was a little upset because now she couldn't turn Brock into a mummy, but apart from that she was having the time of her life.
"Togi togi!"
Togepi climbed up another stack of cans.
"Pikaa!" Come back!
Pikachu went to climb up after her, but he fell off halfway, and landed *more lighning* in a roll of film...
Pikachu looked around. He was in a house. He tried to stand up, but found he had no legs. Pikachu realised he was floating through the air. Then he caught a glimpse of his reflection in a mirror.
"Aaaah!" he cried in a female's voice. This scared him even more. But what scared him most was when this guy who was sitting in front of the mirror fixing his bow tie said
"Weebo, the wedding was not on my schedule?"
"No..." answered Pikachu. Pikachu then became even more scared because he wasn't talking on purpose, it was just the body he was in.
"Why was that information deleted?" asked the guy.
"Hmm. I don't really know," replied Pikachu.
"Do you have another virus?"
"Now that you mention it, I am feeling kinda feverish."
The guy stuck his hand on Pikachu's 'forehead'. "You are a little hot. Say ah."
"Aaaaaah," said Pikachu, then "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" but the guy was too busy on his computer to notice.
"I'm Weebo, from Flubber! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" cried poor little Pikachu. Forunately the Professor hadn't seemed to notice the Pikachu ears on his robot...
Back in the store room, Togepi was kinda bored. Now that everyone had disappeared into films, she had no one to try to save her from falling off the cans. So that's exactly what she did. And she fell right into *scary music* bah bah baah BUUUM...
...a film surprise surprise!
Togepi looked around. She saw that she was in the jungle with a meerkat and a warthog. That wouldn't have been so bad, except that they were animated, but she was used to that. What really was bad was that they started singing.
"When he was a young warthog..." sang the meerkat.
"WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!" sang the warthog.
"Very nice," replied the meerkat, who then proceeded to sing:
"He found his aroma to a certain appeal,
He could clear the savanna after every meal,"
Then the warthog took over:
"I'm a sensitive soul,
Though I seem thick-skinned.
And it hurt,
For my friends never stood downwinnnnnnnd!
And, oh, the shame!
Put a change to my name,
And I got down hearted,
Every time that I..."
"Ssshh!" said the meerkat, "Not in front of the kids!"
Then they sang the chorus together:
"Hakuna matata!
What a wonderful phrase!
Hakuna matata!..."
"Hey, I like this movie!" said Togepi. "I'm Simba!" What the observant little egg hadn't noticed was that she was still wearing her shell...
TO BE CONTINUED...
I was interrupted as I was finishing this one by my mum, who made me go to bed. That seems to be the aim of all parents, to get their kids to bed. What she doesn't know is that I rarely stay there...