Title: Cunningly Tripping
Type: Drabble- 100 words, I'm guessing
Rating: T- for sex change…
Disclaimer: I don't own Vocaloid; 'Cause if I did, Rin and Len would be declared cannon~(still)
Dedication: All my reviewers and readers! (P.S read author's note at the bottom, your gonna want too~ )
Cunningly Tripping
Rin goes to find Len for Valentine's Day, yet something goes wrong…
Rin tripped along slowly. She was on her way to meet her lover, Len, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a bunny hopping along, carrying a roadroller in its mouth.
Rin was almost in a party when she came across a playful cake, lying alone on a sly plate. "That must be a treat from my cute bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked shy, so she ate it.
It gave her the most innocent tingling sensation in her hand. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Len.
When Len came out to meet her, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Rin cried huskily.
"Your arm! And your cheek!" Len said. "They're mischievous! Can't you feel it?"
Rin felt her arm and her cheek. They were indeed quite mischievous. "Oh, no!" Rin said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that playful cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Len said. "I got you an orange. It must have been that lovely man who lives nearby. He acts a little beautifully, ever since he smothered a banana."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Rin sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Len said softly, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your arm is really silly like that."
"Really?" Rin dried his tears. Rin kissed Len and it was an entirely naive sensation, The sweetest sin to commit and was never wrong.
They spent the night having entirely naive sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
Title: The Shy Stranger
Type: Drabble- 100 words, I'm guessing
Rating: T- for suggestive themes(bearly/ finally!)
Disclaimer: I don't own Vocaloid; 'Cause if I did, Rin and Len would be declared cannon~
Dedication: All my reviewers and readers! (P.S read author's note at the bottom, your gonna want too~ )
The shy stranger
Len must deliver the sly orange to Wizard Arm. But of course a cute, blonde opponent might get in the way..
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Len strode along the path, making for Quarky Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Sly Orange, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Arm.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his naive banana just in time to face the cute woman who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The woman struck huskily, and Len barely raised his banana to meet the attack. They fought long and slowly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Len found himself forced to one knee, the woman's banana pressed to his silly cheek. "I am Rin of Quarky Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Sly Orange. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in a party."
But Len had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his banana with a twist, overpowered Rin and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Len said, looking down upon her.
Rin's hand shimmered the sweetest sin to commit and was never wrong. "I have underestimated you, Len. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Len's desire was enflamed. His cheek throbbed and all his thoughts were to lick Rin like a bunny. Len caressed Rin's playful hand and she responded. They came together cunningly, and their joining was as pretty as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet roadroller!" Len groaned and smothered Rin as beautifully as he could.
"Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Len said. "That's where I put the Sly Orange for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed softly on the grass, forgetful of all but their mischievous love. "We will stay together forever," Rin said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Arm never got the Sly Orange and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
Okay, I promised you guys a smutty chapter…I SWEAR, I'M WRITING IT! I just wanted to test this out, and it was hilarious! I tried putting in suggestive words, thinking something hot would come out, but I failed…BIG TIME! I'm eventually gonna remake this drabble into a…much better one XP Anywho, So I don't disappoint you guys too much, here's a sneak peek of the next chapter...or not...
SeacatTopaz-Don't worry, I'll be sure too~ ｡ゝ‿◕｡
Your Misery-MY joy- Heck yea I love you~! Taking your time to review a little pervert's story like mine? How kind~ (*^▽^*) And yea, this 'story' is a collection of oneshots, drabbels, ect.
URSURP- well, that what I'm aiming for~ ＼（＾∀＾）/
Hikari Kamishiro- *pervy grin* ┐(;￣ー￣)┌ Hey, boys will be boys. And heck yea I will~
Shole- Waii~ really? Wow, we are all pervert here aren't we? （*＞ω＜）
Bubblycutie- Must be great to be innocent~ …Oh wait…sorry.. (´-ω-｀;)