Chapter2: Chem. Crash
"Damon, go to Chemistry class now!" Said Mr. Pea, the vice principal of Humanities. Damon Crash is a smooth-talking, bad ass 16 year old boy. He does whatever he wants. He goes to Chemistry class late and meets the dark side off Ms. Zucchini. "Who are you and why are you late?" she asked. "Who me? Damon. Late? Cause I can!" "Well sit your ass down now!" Damon sees a box of chemicals and thinks. Then he sits down at the same table as Taffy and Anastasia. "Hey", said Damon. "Hey", said Anastasia. "Hey cutie", said Damon. Taffy just looks at him. "Did you hear me?" "Taffy has a nonchalant attitude. So don't take is personal." said Anastasia. Damon looks confused. "Wow, you're pretty stupid to be in honors class and not know what nonchalant means." said Taffy. "Well I'm not try-lating to know what means, just trying to flirt with 2 hot girls." said Damon. "Damon, shut you trap. I'm trying to explain the year." said Ms. Zucchini. But Taffy and Anastasia were talking too." "What those two don't say shit to anyone in chem class." said Jackson. "Detention for cursing Jackson but, he's right," said . Damon blew up so steam by slowly walking to the back of the class and started to play with the chemicals. Then Brininess said, "I smell (coughs) smoke." Taffy looks back and sees Damon playing with the chemicals, he tells her to be quiet but she doesn't listen to him. "Damon is doing something stupid." "Snitch!" said Damon. Ms. Zucchini tries to stop him for pouring peroxide in to the mixture but it was too late. "Boom!"
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At lunch the gang, with their hair blown up, meets up with Roma and Asitki. "What happen?" said Asitiki. "Damon." said Mekila. "WHO?" said Roma. "The new kid in our class." said Mary. The girls sat down and then Damon walked by and yelled, "Hey ladies!" Then Tina comes over to him and she said, "You ruined my hair you son of a bitch." "Whatever." said Damon. Tina walks away and Damon tries to flirt with Anastasia. "So, you are cute." "So" "I want to try to get along with your friend who is an emotionless robot tween." Smack The whole lunchroom looks at the gang's table. "Taffy, why did you slap me and…. Ow! It burns." Said Damon. "You stupid baster, you called Taffy an emotionless robot tween," said Anastasia. "And you flirted with someone's girlfriend." said Taffy. "Who?" said Damon. "Anastasia, she goes out with Brock." Taffy said with a smirk on her face. "She is?" Damon said, holding his face. "Yep." said Mercedes laughing. While Damon chills his face, the gang decides to go to Tiffany's party. (Good Luck)