Anime Celebrity Jeopardy
ZELLOS: Welcome to another edition of Anime Celebrity Jeopardy! I'm Zellos, still filling in for Xellos, and we've got a pretty good panel of contestants tonight! First, we have from the G Gundam series, Psy Seiche!
PSY: Hey bro!
ZELLOS: Don't call me that.
PSY: Sorry.
VOICE FROM AUDIENCE: You can do it, Psy Seiche! (Camera to stands, show Chibodee, George, Argo, and Domon)
GEORGE: Remember, you're doing it for the Shao-Lin Temple, mon-ami.
CHIBODEE: Dude, I thought it was for getting his two monk friends out of jail.
GEORGE: That too.
ZELLOS: Next we have, from the popular series Sailor Moon, Serena!
SERENA: Oh, WOW! I actually made it!
VOICE FROM THE AUDIENCE: You go, Serena! (Camera shows Luna sitting in stands .)
LUNA: You'd better win! Darrien's bail is pretty high!
SERENA: Darrien... my love....
ZELLOS: Gonna be one of those nights again...... Finally we have... oh no.... Heero Yuy.
HEERO: Hello, Zellos. How's Xellos?
ZELLOS: Uh... fine. Why?
HEERO: No reason. I decided to bring Commander Noin today, mainly because she's not as annoying as everyone else.
NOIN: That's right. The rest of the Wing cast are tards, except for Zechs... oh Zechs....
HEERO: Snap out of it.
NOIN: Sorry.
HEERO: I had brough Sarah, but she got arrested last night.
ZELLOS: Lemme guess.. everyone currently in jail was arrested last night durring a bar fight?
HEERO: Yup. One that I started and convieniently ducked out of.
NOIN: Sissy.
HEERO: Blow me.
NOIN: Never.
ZELLOS: Well, I guess we'd better get on with this.. The categories are, My Gundam, Sailor Facts, Potpouri, Things That Blow Other Things Up, and Capitals. Psy Seiche, I like you best here, you go first.
PSY: I'll go easy on ya, bros! I'll start with Capitals for 100.
ZELLOS: And the answer is, "This capital starts YOUR name.
(silence)
ZELLOS: Oh god, don't do this tonight..
BZZZT!!
PSY: S!
ZELLOS: How did you get that wrong??
PSY: It's my last name. You didn't specify, bro.
ZELLOS: Points for a technicality. And don't call me bro.
PSY: Sorry.
SERENA: Hey! I didn't get a chance!
ZELLOS: Would you have gotten it right?
SERENA: (folds her arms) No need to be rude about it.
HEERO: Boy, tonight is gonna be fun.
PSY: I didn't hear you giving any answers, bro.
HEERO: My mission is to annoy the host, not answer anything.
ZELLOS: Mission accomplished.
HEERO: (evil grin) Not yet.
ZELLOS: Let's move on. Psy Seiche, you select again.
PSY: I'll take Sailor Facts for 500.
ZELLOS: ... ok... the answer is, "This cat has a moon shape on her forehead."
BZZZT!!!
SERENA: It's Rio-Oki!
ZELLOS: No, but I'm surprised that you know about Rio-Oki.
SERENA: See? Us blondes don't just use our three brain cells for nothing.
ZELLOS: Apparantly not.
BZZZT!!
HEERO: What does Zellos have tattooed on his ass?
ZELLOS: Again no, and I have no tattoos on my ass.
HEERO: That you know of.
ZELLOS: Well, lets keep my ass safe and move on. Serena, it's your turn.
SERENA: I'll take Potpouri for $300.
:ZELLOS: The answer is.. They look like tanks but aren't.
(Silence)
ZELLOS: This time I'm not surprised. The question is What is an Irzats Tank, or Movie Tank.
SERENA: How were we supposed to know that one??
ZELLOS: You weren't. Just the writter bashing war movie makers.
HEERO: I think he's right. Those tanks suck.
PSY: Hey, bro, I think they're pretty good.
EVERYONE: Shut up.
ZELLOS: Moving on, and I shudder to say this, Heero, pick a category.
HEERO: What's the point?
ZELLOS: Just pick one, please?
HEERO: Why?
ZELLOS: So we can finish this game.
HEERO: To what end?
ZELLOS: Tell you what.. let's let someone from the audience pick this time. (Camera to audience, all of whom are reading the newspaper, a book, or otherwise not paying attention. Back to Zellos with a bead of sweat on his head) Um... let's just do the final round. The category is... Famous Villans, Bad Guys, Or Otherwise Anti-Good People. The answer is.. He lives down in hell, and will, god willing, get you all very soon and take you there.
(Jeopardy music plays as contestants write the answers)
ZELLOS: God may hate me for this, but Psy Seiche, we'll start with you.
PSY: (Big smile) I think I got it wrong, bro!
ZELLOS: Stop calling everyone bro. And your answer is.. Master Asia. Evil, but not evil enough. Your wager.. Is Gay. Given, but not an acceptable wager. You're disqualified.
PSY: Least I knew I lost, bro!
ZELLOS.. I will kill you if you say that again. Serena, you're answer is.. Darrian I love you, you'll be free soon. Not even close. Your wager was $30,000. Too bad.
SERENA: Darrian.. I'm sorry I'm blonde.
ZELLOS: Well, Heero, let's have it. And if it's something stupid, I'm going to go insane.
HEERO: Get the straight jacket ready.
ZELLOS: Your answer is.... A monkey sitting on a stool, eating a banana cream pie with his tale watching Planet of the Apes... Bye bye sanity.. (Zellos runs off stage screaming)
HEERO: (Evil smile and victory sign) Mission... Accomplished.
ZELLOS: Welcome to another edition of Anime Celebrity Jeopardy! I'm Zellos, still filling in for Xellos, and we've got a pretty good panel of contestants tonight! First, we have from the G Gundam series, Psy Seiche!
PSY: Hey bro!
ZELLOS: Don't call me that.
PSY: Sorry.
VOICE FROM AUDIENCE: You can do it, Psy Seiche! (Camera to stands, show Chibodee, George, Argo, and Domon)
GEORGE: Remember, you're doing it for the Shao-Lin Temple, mon-ami.
CHIBODEE: Dude, I thought it was for getting his two monk friends out of jail.
GEORGE: That too.
ZELLOS: Next we have, from the popular series Sailor Moon, Serena!
SERENA: Oh, WOW! I actually made it!
VOICE FROM THE AUDIENCE: You go, Serena! (Camera shows Luna sitting in stands .)
LUNA: You'd better win! Darrien's bail is pretty high!
SERENA: Darrien... my love....
ZELLOS: Gonna be one of those nights again...... Finally we have... oh no.... Heero Yuy.
HEERO: Hello, Zellos. How's Xellos?
ZELLOS: Uh... fine. Why?
HEERO: No reason. I decided to bring Commander Noin today, mainly because she's not as annoying as everyone else.
NOIN: That's right. The rest of the Wing cast are tards, except for Zechs... oh Zechs....
HEERO: Snap out of it.
NOIN: Sorry.
HEERO: I had brough Sarah, but she got arrested last night.
ZELLOS: Lemme guess.. everyone currently in jail was arrested last night durring a bar fight?
HEERO: Yup. One that I started and convieniently ducked out of.
NOIN: Sissy.
HEERO: Blow me.
NOIN: Never.
ZELLOS: Well, I guess we'd better get on with this.. The categories are, My Gundam, Sailor Facts, Potpouri, Things That Blow Other Things Up, and Capitals. Psy Seiche, I like you best here, you go first.
PSY: I'll go easy on ya, bros! I'll start with Capitals for 100.
ZELLOS: And the answer is, "This capital starts YOUR name.
(silence)
ZELLOS: Oh god, don't do this tonight..
BZZZT!!
PSY: S!
ZELLOS: How did you get that wrong??
PSY: It's my last name. You didn't specify, bro.
ZELLOS: Points for a technicality. And don't call me bro.
PSY: Sorry.
SERENA: Hey! I didn't get a chance!
ZELLOS: Would you have gotten it right?
SERENA: (folds her arms) No need to be rude about it.
HEERO: Boy, tonight is gonna be fun.
PSY: I didn't hear you giving any answers, bro.
HEERO: My mission is to annoy the host, not answer anything.
ZELLOS: Mission accomplished.
HEERO: (evil grin) Not yet.
ZELLOS: Let's move on. Psy Seiche, you select again.
PSY: I'll take Sailor Facts for 500.
ZELLOS: ... ok... the answer is, "This cat has a moon shape on her forehead."
BZZZT!!!
SERENA: It's Rio-Oki!
ZELLOS: No, but I'm surprised that you know about Rio-Oki.
SERENA: See? Us blondes don't just use our three brain cells for nothing.
ZELLOS: Apparantly not.
BZZZT!!
HEERO: What does Zellos have tattooed on his ass?
ZELLOS: Again no, and I have no tattoos on my ass.
HEERO: That you know of.
ZELLOS: Well, lets keep my ass safe and move on. Serena, it's your turn.
SERENA: I'll take Potpouri for $300.
:ZELLOS: The answer is.. They look like tanks but aren't.
(Silence)
ZELLOS: This time I'm not surprised. The question is What is an Irzats Tank, or Movie Tank.
SERENA: How were we supposed to know that one??
ZELLOS: You weren't. Just the writter bashing war movie makers.
HEERO: I think he's right. Those tanks suck.
PSY: Hey, bro, I think they're pretty good.
EVERYONE: Shut up.
ZELLOS: Moving on, and I shudder to say this, Heero, pick a category.
HEERO: What's the point?
ZELLOS: Just pick one, please?
HEERO: Why?
ZELLOS: So we can finish this game.
HEERO: To what end?
ZELLOS: Tell you what.. let's let someone from the audience pick this time. (Camera to audience, all of whom are reading the newspaper, a book, or otherwise not paying attention. Back to Zellos with a bead of sweat on his head) Um... let's just do the final round. The category is... Famous Villans, Bad Guys, Or Otherwise Anti-Good People. The answer is.. He lives down in hell, and will, god willing, get you all very soon and take you there.
(Jeopardy music plays as contestants write the answers)
ZELLOS: God may hate me for this, but Psy Seiche, we'll start with you.
PSY: (Big smile) I think I got it wrong, bro!
ZELLOS: Stop calling everyone bro. And your answer is.. Master Asia. Evil, but not evil enough. Your wager.. Is Gay. Given, but not an acceptable wager. You're disqualified.
PSY: Least I knew I lost, bro!
ZELLOS.. I will kill you if you say that again. Serena, you're answer is.. Darrian I love you, you'll be free soon. Not even close. Your wager was $30,000. Too bad.
SERENA: Darrian.. I'm sorry I'm blonde.
ZELLOS: Well, Heero, let's have it. And if it's something stupid, I'm going to go insane.
HEERO: Get the straight jacket ready.
ZELLOS: Your answer is.... A monkey sitting on a stool, eating a banana cream pie with his tale watching Planet of the Apes... Bye bye sanity.. (Zellos runs off stage screaming)
HEERO: (Evil smile and victory sign) Mission... Accomplished.