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The Lighting Thief without another n
What happened in the previous chapter: Introduction,Awesomeness, more awesomeness and... we have:-
Chapter 2. It's a Fan fiction! with 2 Ns
Horse pooper led the tour.
He rode in his poop machine on wheels, guiding us through echoey galleries; there were some boring things on display. HP (Its not harry potter for god sake! i hate it when they compare me with him because lets face it, I am awesome! it's Horse pooper.) told us that these 'things' were thousands of years old. Can you believe that!
Sorry about this but this happened many years ago so i don't actually remember small us gathered around a stone column which was….. You know….. That thing…Let's call it thing. HP said "This thing is a grave marker for a girl. This thing was made many years ago by the ancient Greeks. The carvings around the side of this thing were made to represent her name, date of birth and date of death. This thing is a fantastic specimen in Greek architecture." I know it's boring. To top all that other students started asking questions like 'who is this girl on this thing?', 'how did she die' and 'from which material is this thing made of?'. Get a life people!
Anyway, every time I went to sleep Awesome Dodds (not more awesome than the lightning thief) gave me an evil eye. I know! Right! She is sooo awesome! Once she made me erase answers out of old notebooks (which was hard and boring, but it also proves that Dodds is an awesome monster, yes Monsters are awesome!). That day I told Grover that she is a monster. Then Grover said very scared "Duck!"
He did not say duck.
"How did you know? You shouldn't know that, Oh DUCK! Sorry I shouldn't have said that, in the book I say 'you are absolutely right'"
"Grover, It's a Fan fiction."
What a goat! He is as dumb as a satyr. He doesn't know that this a fan fiction.
I didn't know what he was saying before he said those dumb things, but, many times I heard him say things like "he knows…..why! Why does he know!...oh pan!"
All I could figure out was that I got to know something and he was hitting himself with a pan and was going bonkers.
Brunner was talking about some Greek funeral art or something "That thing we saw….blah blah blah….dont know it yet"
Well the next thing I said is something I don't recommend to geeks, but i recommend this to others because it's HILARIOUS!
I told Hp "Shut the DUCK up!"
Hp stopped talking
"Mr. Jackson" he said "did you have a comment?"
"Ya" I said "I said 'Shut the DUCK up'"
"Mr. Jackson shouldn't I be your favorite teacher?" he asked
"It's a Fan fiction!" I said
"Okay then,Mr. Jackson" He said sarcastically "what does duck mean? Can you tell us?"
"It means" the next 5 minutes were gone in discussing (yes, cussing comes in discussing) what Duck meant.
No, I am not going to tell you as many of you might know. As for those who don't know it, it means to stoop or bend suddenly. Yes,that's what it means.
When Hp heard I said he said "If you know that much!" he said, then he pointed towards a picture "Perhaps you know what that means?"
I looked at the picture "that's easy" I said "Zeus fed Kronos mixture of mustard and wine, which made him barf out the other gods he swallowed who as being immortal had been growing inside his stomach completely undigested. The gods defeated their father, sliced their father into pieces with his own scythe, and scattered his remains in Tartarus the darkest part of the underworld."
Mr. Brunner said with his mouth open "how did you know? Shouldn't I be telling you after You gave a wrong answer"
"It's a fan fiction!"
Soooooooo unobservant, Such a guy!
"I see" said Hp looking dissapointed. "Mrs. dodds would you lead us outside for lunch"
at last! Unfortunately, as I was about to follow Awesome Dodds, Hp said ""
I looked.
"what the DUCK-"
he did not say DUCK
"do you have to say about the f... duck comment!"
This time he did say duck
"it doesn't matter. its a Fan fiction."
"It's not" he said
"it is!" I said
"It's not" he said
"it is!" I said
"It's not" he said
"it is!" I said
"It's not" he said
5 hours later
"It's not" he said
"it is!" I said
"It's not" he said
"it is!" I said
"It's not" he said
"it is!" I said
"It's not" he said
"It's not" I said
"it is!" he said
"I know" I said "It is a fan fiction! Look at the title!"
"OK! I give up!" he said "but shouldn't you be fighting Mrs. Dodds?"
" Its a fan- wait what?"I exclaimed "I will fight...AWESOME!"
"NO!NO!NO!" Hp said "she is a fur...kindly one"
"what is that?" I asked
"Didn't I teach you?"
"what do you teach?" I asked
"Greek Mythology!" he exclaimed
"what is that?" I asked
"Gods!" Hp sighed "don't you have to fight Dodds!"
"whose that?"
"Shes a fur...,kindly...,monster!" he said
"Shes a monster!" I exclaimed " I am going
"Percy! wait-"
I was gone before I could hear the next.I really shouldn't have gone. But, heck, it's a fan fiction.
And with this holy-crap-the-title-of-the-chapter-is-the-same-as-the-end finish I invite you to the next chapter of the...wait a minute(with a n)...The teacher is a monster(I KNEW IT!) anyway read the next chapter of this story(which coincidentally doesn't have another N) and don't forget to review with a N! I have to stop saying that!