A TWISTED TALE

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Chapter 2: Doom Street

All seven of them were deposited onto a street.(Yes, Timcampy counts). A very long street. "Wait, is that?" Ed asked. "Yes!" It is Central command!" Mustang and Ed gaped. "Then, why do I see the Order's HQ?" Allen pointed down a side street.

Tsumi giggled. "Ah! I wanna go to the liquor store!" She ran off, dragging Allen behind her. Allen stumbled to regain his footing. The other four just shrugged, running after the hyperactive girl with a white kitten on her shoulders.

She ran very close to Central HQ but ducked down a street, running through the door. They heard Allen's scream of horror.

"CROSS!" They heard Tsumi's delightful squeal. Lavi ran up to see a shaking Allen shuddering against the doorway of the store, and Marshall Marian Cross at the counter buying some booze. Except Tsumi had latched onto him. "Hey, baka deshi, who is this adorable girl?" Cross asked. "Tsumi." Lavi interrupted, pulling Allen to his feet.

"One more to add to the group!" Tsumi let Cross go, spinning on her toes. Truth kitty sighed. "Devil's Nest now!" Ed gulped. "Don't tell me you plan on finding Greed?" He asked. "Ah, but of course!" She ran out of the store, heading around the hospital.

They followed her again. This time she was dragging Ed with her. "GREED!" Another squeal . . .

"Well, Tsumi, haven't seen you in a while." Greed chuckled. "Onii-chan! Where are Martel and the rest?" "On vacation." "Awwww." Tsumi pouted. "Come along!" She dragged Greed out of Devil's Nest. She was staring at the hospital, as if deciding to go in or not . . .

"I'll leave Morbid alone today." She muttered, sprinting off to the Undertakers shop. "Hey Ragean!" She shouted. The rest of them gaped. 'Ragean' was a mirror image of Tsumi, expect with shorter hair. "Hi! Where's Jonathon?" She asked. "Here. Take him on your adventure! I have to look after the other egos!" With that, Ragean retreated into the shops depths.

Thus this was the reason why Tsumi now had a skull sitting on her head. "To the Records!" She dragged Lavi by the hand, confusing him to no ends.

She approached the shop, running into the entrance shop. "Usually you three." She pointed to Lavi, Allen and Kanda. "Kanda and Allen would be thrown out of here by Lavi." With that, she pulled Lavi into another shop behind the entrance shop. "Bookman!" She shouted. The Bookman was down momentarily, smacking his apprentice in the gut.

He then saw Tsumi. "Nice to see you again." He gave a quick bow. "Just passing by, should have let you know where these three went." Tsumi grinned, thus pulling dragging Lavi out and to another shop. A gun store.

"ALUCARD!" Another shout, and another person being glomped. "Hi Seras." Was also added. A man wearing a lot of red, and a female adult stood in the shop.

"Alucard's a vampire by the way." She told them. "So is Seras." With that, she dragged them both out and headed to another store.

"LING!" They heard this shout, making Ed shiver and try to creep away. "Hey! Ed!" A squinty eyed Asian fellow yelled to Ed. And Ed was tackled. "LING!" Ed roared in a fury.

So far there were thirteen people in the group. It soon gained another six members. Hawkeye, Breda, Havoc, Armstrong, Al and Black Hayate.

Then Tsumi dragged in Envy, and Lust. Sloth was nowhere to be found, Gluttony was probably eating. So Tsumi had latched herself to Envy, while Jonathon was sitting on Lings head. They were having a delightful conversation.

"Let's go to the Order!" Tsumi declared, making the other twenty people glance at the distance. Using alchemy, they were there in an instance. Sneaking in the back way, they ran into Link, who dragged them to Komui's office. "Hello Komui!" Tsumi snuck up on Komui, who was sipping his coffee. He looked to her, then everyone else.

Looking to Allen he asked "Where did you find this adorable girl?" "More like she found us . . ." Allen chuckled. Lenalee walked in, seeing everyone and introducing herself. Tsumi found Reever and jumped him. "HI REEVER!" She dragged him back into Komui's office.

"We're going on an adventure!" She giggled, making them all dread what was to come. They appeared in front of an old castle. Funnily, Tyki, Sheryil, Jasdevi, Road and the Earl stood next to them. "No fighting!" Tsumi declared, standing in between the exorcists and Noah. Hohenhiem also was there as well. He was very confused.

"No one attacks anyone else, or, we all go back to the beginning and I promise I will take even longer to get to places." The Noah and Exorcists settled down. Tiedoll and Marie appeared as well, along with Miranda and Crowy.

"Now, we go inside!" She dragged Jasdevi in with her, who where all too eager to explore.