Dear Kagamine Len, the idiot doctor with a medical degree who is, by some strange magic and a lot of charming personality traits, my fiance,

Yesterday, this old big-shot businessman was one of the patients that me and your sister, Rin were supposed to take care of. So Rin went first, since she started her shift earlier than me. This guy, she told me, was a major, major, and I mean major jerk. Rin told me that he treated her like how he did with his employees- never satisfied with anything, complained about everything from the food to the bed-sheets, and even resisted us when we have to perform treatment on him.

So… After about ten times of tending to his every demand, Rin got really, really pissed off and she told another nurse to replace her. And so the other nurse (her name is Megurine Luka, by the way, that nurse with the pink hair and amazing patience) did so, and after fifteen more trips to that man's room, even Luka turned as pink as her hair. So, after that scenario, apparently none of the hospital staff wanted anything to do with the man.

Rin told me all of that via text during her break and wished me good luck with him. I thought she was exaggerating at first, but after a few times of going back and forth from his room, I realised how serious it was.

He literally complained about EVERY. SINGLE. THING. He grumbled when I gave him his food, he whined (as childish as that sounds, it's true) when I told him that I had to bring him to the washroom for a shower, and he even griped when I closed the curtains for him before treatment. And don't get me started on what happened DURING the treatment.

So, I devised a plan… Miku style.

I walked into his room on one of the more uncommon times when he wasn't stabbing the 'call nurse' button to order another ridiculous thing, and announced that I had to take his temperature.

After an objection or two, or maybe even three (I stayed silent the whole time), he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. Then, I said, "I'm sorry, but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer."

Then came another round of grumbling, but he eventually rolled over and bared his rear end. Then, I inserted the thermometer and said, "Sorry, sir, I forgot to get something. Now, can you just stay just like that until I get back?"

That started a lot more complaining that was muffled by the pillow, but I quickly left his room while leaving the door wide open. Then, I walked to a vacant room and watched the hallway of his room.

People passed by and tried their best to hold their laughter in, including families of other patients. I got really satisfied at that point, so I ran off to the nurses' station and started on some work about an hour before my shift ended.

Try to guess why it was so funny! *laughs*

Your fiancee who is currently very pleased with herself,

Miku.

-o-

Dear Hatsune Miku, the very hardworking and professional, yet occasionally extremely cheeky nurse who is my beautiful fiancee,

So it was you who did that!? You savage nurse… (but yet, I'm still totally in love with you! xoxo)

I walked into the hospital, kissed you and hugged you as you left, wishing me a good day with a childish twinkle in your beautiful turquoise orbs for some reason, which I found to be unusual but did not stop to think much of it (I should write a romance novel dedicated to you~!), rode the elevator to my office, grabbed a chart and started on my rounds, expecting it to be a very normal day.

Two patients later, I come across a room with a wide-open door and lay my eyes on a very strange yet hilarious scene.

A man, possibly in his mid-fifties, who was lying on his back and baring his rear end. He noticed me (probably felt my presence due to my laughter which I tried to cover up but to not much succession) and said angrily,

"What's the matter, doc?! Haven't you ever seen a person having his temperature taken before!?"

So, aha, in my fit of not very professional chuckles, I said, "Well, uh, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a sunflower, anyways."

You should have heard the grumbles that came afterwards; it included so much swearing- (I quote, "OH THE GOOD HEAVENS, CURSE THAT STUPID NURSE WHO DID THIS TO ME! I HOPE SHE DIES IN A HOLE").

I got kind of mad that he possibly just insulted you or Rin or another one of our nurses and told you girls to die in a hole, so I said (while controlling my slight anger), "Maybe you've treated someone badly enough to make them do this to you."

So he wasn't pleased at all, and demanded that I remove the 'f*cking flower' right that instant. So I did, and he immediately pulled up his pants, sat up and refused to look at me in the eye. He looked so embarrassed that I think even you would have felt at least a little bad for him.

I checked up on everything, wished him well and left the room (shutting the door in the process) and completed the rest of my rounds. Then, when I came back to the office, I saw your letter, read it, and now I'm so glad that I didn't have to endure all the complaining that he apparently did before. I think you taught him a pretty good lesson, in and out of the hospital walls.

Also, where the heck did you get that sunflower? It's huge and it looks like it's made out of plastic when it isn't. It's only sat in that man's rear end for about an hour, right? I cut off part of the stem and placed it in a glass on your desk. Think of it as a sort of trophy, hahaha!

Your fiance who is very proud of you,

Len.

-o-

A/N: Hahaha, how's that, big-shot businessman!?

I based this off a video I saw, and I thought that it would be perfect to make it part of this story's chapter.

Please let me know what you think in the review section below! ^o^ Until then, bye-bye!

I do not own Vocaloid.